(Back at the ruins of the studio, the Axem Rangers X are still arguing about what they should be doing right now.)
Red: I told you I need a new axe!
Black: And I'm telling you we should be doing our own Interviews!
Red: And who are we supposed to interview exactly?
Yellow: Why don't we go to Tayce T's first, and then talk about this?
Green: Don't you think about anything else but food?
Pink: Hey! Why don't we interview each other?
Black: Girl, you crazy. We know each other too much to start interviewing. That'd be dumb. just thinkin' 'bout it.
Red: Does anyone have any bright ideas?
(Suddenly a Shy Guy in a white karate outfit and a green hood appears right in front of them.)
Shy Guy?: Oh, I couldn't help but overhear that you five were interviewing.
Red: No we're not! Get out of here!
Green: Wait a minute, Red! We just found someone to interview. You expect him to just walk away when he just came by?
Pink: Yeah, and we have some spare time. Can't we at least give it a chance?
Red: ... All right, all right. But if I don't like it, we're not doing this again.
Black: Don't worry, Red, you're gonna love what we're gonna try.
Red: Green, roll the camera.
(The camera rolls, literally.)
Red: That's not what I meant.
Green: Well I don't know how to turn it on.
Red: Press the red button.
(The camera starts recording.)
Red: So tell us, what kind of Shy Guy are you?
Shy Guy?: I am one of the strongest Shy Guys ever created, Zeus Guy.
Red: What game are you from?
Zeus Guy: From the first Yoshi's Island, of course.
Red: How were you guys-
Black: Hold up. Why are you asking all the questions?
Red: Because I'm the one who volunteered in the first place. You can ask questions after me.
Green: What about me?
Red: You too. *turns back to Zeus Guy* Now then, how did you guys become the way you are?
Zeus Guy: Some of us Shy Guys were not satisfied with the status our lives were in, you know, getting swallowed into eggs and being thrown at our allies, so we made a deal with Kamek. He used his magic wand and granted us some unique fighting styles and special moves, but there was a price.
Black: And what was that?
Zeus Guy: Well we had to capture Baby Mario, of course, but worst is that our weaknesses are fire and ice.
Green: What kind of fighting moves do you use?
Zeus Guy: We specialize in many offensive and defensive techniques mainly in karate, but we try a few others like wushu.
Yellow: Why didn't Yoshi like eating you?
Zeus Guy: About that, in addition to our abilities, we were coated with an invisible barrier that gave him a bitter taste whenever his tongue came in contact with us.
Pink: If you guys were the best troops in Kamek's army, why did he replace you with Snifits?
(insert picture 1 here)
Zeus Guy: That was a dark day for my kind. It’s been said that Kamek had plans with the Baby Mario Bros. when both of them were kidnapped. He feared that our energy ball attacks might burst Baby Mario's bubble and harm him along with Yoshi, thus possibly alternating the timeline worse than he had predicted. So many of us were either transformed into Snifits by that wand again or downgraded back to regular Shy Guys, while the few remaining left the island and the Koopa Klan completely.
Red: Bummer. It's too bad; we wouldn't have had to deal with Mario if it weren't for that dumb wizard.
Zeus Guy: You're just lucky he didn't hear you right now. Otherwise, he'd change you back to your original RPG forms.
Green: Believe me; we don't wanna go back to that again. Do you have any descendants or relatives?
Zeus Guy: Today there aren't that many Zeus Guys that remain anymore. We're usually hiding from the sorcerer. Anti Guys might be related to us, considering they have incredible strength and potential.
Black: If you don't roll with him anymo', why is Kamek calling those Snifits, Zeus Guys?
Zeus Guy: Most of us that were changed became Snifits. That Koopa was too lazy to call them what they had become. It's one of those things nowadays where people are too inconsiderate to call anything what it is.
Pink: Those energy balls you shoot out of your hands, how were you able to do that?
Zeus Guy: When he gave us our abilities, he left some magic inside our bodies for special attacks. We usually build it up from our torso, then release it at our opponents from our palms. Luckily, the magic regenerates in a short amount of time, so we can continue firing at our own free will.
Red: It seems like you're the only few soldiers who fought Yoshi hand-to-hand. Why weren't all the other grunts doing the same thing?
Zeus Guy: The majority of Kamek's army didn't know how to fight. They were either too afraid or too stupid to defend themselves. If any one of them attacked, it would have been completely by accident.
Yellow: Why did you travel in groups of two?
Zeus Guy: We believed that a duo could handle any predicament. One attacks, one defends. Solo Zeus Guys probably wouldn't do well by themselves, but we also thought more of us together would end up more in harm's way.
Red: Well I'm all out of questions. I kinda like interviewing. Who else thinks so too?
The other 4 Axem Rangers: We do!
Red: Fine by me. As for you, Zeus Guy, try not to let Kamek spot you.
Zeus Guy: Will do.
(The Zeus Guy disappears into thin air.)
Red: You know what? We should takeover Lemmy's Show and call it whatever we please.
Black: That's what I've been tryin' to tell you.
Red: Whatever. Green, turn off the camera.
Pink: Before we do, can we make an ending in a cool way?
Red: Of course. *turns to the camera* Tune in next time on "The one and only-
All 5 Axem Rangers: Axem Rangers X Show”!
Red: Goodnight, Lord Smithy.
()
(It is nighttime now, and the Zeus Guy is walking in Forever Forest. He senses someone following him. Suddenly, a flash of magical shapes is shot behind him. He dodges it and sees Kamek.)
Zeus Guy: YOU!
Kamek: I knew there were still some Shy Guys that I forgot.
Zeus Guy: It's Zeus Guys. You turned my kind into lower lifeforms. You'll pay for that.
(Zeus Guy fires an energy ball at Kamek, but Kamek creates a forcefield around him and reflects the attack.)
Kamek: You forget. I gave you those powers, and I can take them away.
(Kamek fires lightning and hits him dead center. He then gets on his broom and flies away. The Zeus Guy gets up and wonders what happened. He soon finds out he has shorter legs. He runs over to a puddle and sees he was turned into a Snifit.)
Snifit: Oh great!
()
Credits:
Quote: Alvin-Earthworm's Super Mario Bros. Z
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