(Ckday is standing in front of Dr. Toadley’s room, waiting for Dr. Toadley’s Intern to finish with Amnesiac Toad.)
Ckday: … I’m bored.
(Mariorulez14 walks by.)
Mariorules13: -
(Wrong one!)
Mariorulez14: Hi.
Ckday: Hi.
Mariorulez14: Hi.
Ckday: Hi.
Three hours later...
Mariorulez14: Hi.
Ckday: Hi.
(Dr. Toadley’s Intern walks out.)
Dr. Toadley’s Intern: Dr. Toadley can handle the rest. Let’s get cracking!
(She starts cracking eggs.)
Ckday: Oh, would you like to interview with me?
M14: Sure.
(Ckday spontaneously combusts for no apparent reason. M14 starts shooting him with fire extinguisher stuff.)
Later...
(Ckday and M14 are making lunch. Dr. Toadley’s Intern is still cracking eggs.)
Later... again...
Ckday: Welcome to…
Audience: CKDAY’S INTERVIEW SHOW!
Ckday: Hey! Take my partner into consideration!
Audience: Err… CKDAY AND M14’S INTERVIEW SHOW!
M14: Better. Today, we’ll be interviewing DR. TOADLEY’S INTERN!
(The Intern walks out. Ckday walks away and comes back with a bowl full of pickles with every end cut off.)
Ckday: … What? I don’t like the ends…
Intern: What kind of pickles?
Ckday: Bick’s Crunch Ultimate Garlic.
Intern: My favorite kind!
M14: Wow, this is getting more random by the second. Question 1! How did you meet Dr. Toadley, exactly?
Intern: Well, after finishing my college degree in medicine, I applied for a job here. Dr. Toadley was the one I met with for my job interview.
Ckday: … I was expecting something a bit more exciting. Something involving ninja lemons and laser limes. Question 2! Why did you choose this place?
Intern: Well, it IS one of the only hospitals we have in this kingdom…
M14: Hm… Never really noticed that. *eats a pickle* Question 3! How long have you been interested in medicine?
Intern: Well, my great- great- great- great- great- great-grandfather was one of the greatest ninjas of all time. It came natural to know about all the different healing herbs in the Kingdom.
Ckday: Wow! Now that’s interesting! Question 4! Have you ever wanted to follow in your great-great-blah blah grandpa’s ninja footsteps?
Intern: Well…
(She vanishes in a blink of an eye. A scream of pain is heard, then she reappears. M14 looks to his left to see Ckday on the ground, twitching.)
Ckday (strained voice and through clenched teeth): … Dang… pressure…points…
M14: Um… We’ll be back after this commercial message! Ckday needs medical attention.
(The Heavy Weapons Guy bursts in.)
HWG: Medic! MEDIC!
(It cuts to a screen with a creepy-looking happy face.)
TV Message: *PLEASE STAND BY*
(The show comes back on, with Ckday in a glass dome.)
Ckday: Welcome back, while I hide in this dome so I don’t get nearly killed again!
(Ckday cowers in a corner somehow.)
M14: O…k… Question 5! How do you help around the clinic? In Bowser’s Inside Story, you didn’t do much.
Intern: I… um…
(The intern vanishes, another scream of pain is heard, and M14 is on the ground.)
M14: Dang… gravity…
Random Bystander: She just basically schedules appointments.
(The Bystander is suddenly on the ground.)
Bystander: Dang… not… knowing…what… to… dang…
Ckday: Okay… See you next time on…
Audience: CKDAY AND M14’S INTERVIEW SHOW!
Yoshi: What’d I miss?
Intern: This.
(Yoshi is on the ground.)
Yoshi: Dang… curiosity…
Later...
Ckday: That was fun.
M14: Yeah.
Ckday: Yeah.
M14: Yeah.
Ckday: Yeah… We should probably stop.
M14: Yeah.
(Ckday face-palms himself.)
Ckday: Wanna exchange numbers?
M14: No.
3 seconds later...
Ckday: Now?
M14: Sure!
(CKday registers M14 in the Pokegear!)
Ckday: Ok, bye!
M14: Bye!
Announcer: And with that, Ckday and M14 went separate ways, M14 going to do… something, and Ckday to find out who stole his Cinnamon Toast Crunch-
Ckday: WHAT?! SOMEONE STOLE MY CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?!
M14 (in the distance): See ya, sucker! *crunch crunch* Dee-licious!
Ckday: HEY! GET BACK HERE!
Ckday runs after M14. To Be Continued... Maybe...
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