10 minutes before the Interview...
Bandy: Swiper, where's Theifa? I want to kill him for what he did last Interview.
Swiper: I'm not sure.
Bandy: Then I'll just maim you.
Swiper: Aw @##@#@#!
(He runs while being chased by Bandy, who has a sword.)
(…)
Bandy: Hi, and welcome to my Interview show! Today, I'll be interviewing ugliness on wings, Paratroopa!
Paratroopa: He-
Bandy: No.
Paratroopa: Bu-
Bandy: No. First question. Why are you so ugly?
Paratroopa: That's mean!
Bandy: So? Fine, I'll ask a real one. How did you get wings?
Paratroopa: Well, a long time ago, a Koopa found a pair of strange wings. He asked a Magikoopa to fasten them on with a spell. The Magikoopa did so, and also made it so they could be used for actual flying. This carried on throughout the generations.
Bandy: That sounds unlogical.
Paratroopa: Well, it's true.
Bandy: So, why can't Green Paratroopas really fly?
Paratroopa: Well, actually our shell changes color by weight. So, if I have a green shell, it means I'm overweight and can't fly. Red means that you can fly with ease, and blue means that you are thin and most likely weak.
Bandy: Your shell is blue.
Paratroopa: D’oh!
Bandy: Loser. So, are there any power differences between a Koopa and a Paratroopa?
Paratroopa: In exchange for flying, we do lose a bit of power, so yes, there is.
Bandy: Green-shelled Paratroopas and Koopas also seem stupid. Any reason for that?
Paratroopa: It's really from being fat. Because they are not athletic, they just play videogames and watch TV all day.
Bandy: You're fat.
Paratroopa: No! I'm a blue-shell!
Bandy: Then you're weak.
(Paratroopa paints his shell red.)
Paratroopa: I'm a red-shell!
Bandy: Ugh. Audience Questions! Seat 668.
Theifa: Can you-
Bandy: Die! *pulls out shotgun from previous Interview*
Theifa: Uh oh.
(He runs away like a baby.)
Bandy: Seat 278.
Wendy: Why do you work for us?
Paratroopa: Actually, it's because we are evil at heart, really. I dunno why, we just are.
Bandy: Seat 653.
Waluigi: I'm scared of-
Bandy: Guards!
(Waluigi is dragged away. A minute later, a shot is heard.)
Bandy: Last audience question. Seat 2.
Bandit: What exactly are you skilled at? Other then flying.
Paratroopa: We are good at stealth, tactical strategy, and quick attacks.
Bandy: That's all for today. Since I don't like you, now I will kill you with this infomercial potato!
(It explodes, blowing up the studio.)
Bandy: D’oh! Theifa! This is your fault!
Theifa: What?
Bandy: Chain Chomps, go!
(He throws some cards on the ground.)
Theifa: Errr...
Bandy: Whoops.
(He pulls out a Fire Flower.)
Bandy: Die!
Theifa: Aww #@@#! END TRANSMISSION!
Bandy: D’oh!
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