*** If anyone saw this interview and thinks I stole Alvin-Earthworm's lines from Super Mario Bros Z, you're wrong; I'm giving him credit with quotations on his lines. I'll show you at the end of the Interview.***
BlueKoopaBro: Wassup, y'all?! I'm BlueKoopaBro, and welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Audience: YAAAAAY!
BlueKoopaBro: This is my first Interview ever, but you're not gonna believe who I'm interviewing. Today, I'm interviewing-
(The Koopa Bros’ battle theme plays.)
Red Ninjakoopa: "Red!"
Black Ninjakoopa: "Black!"
Green Ninjakoopa: "Green!"
Yellow Ninjakoopa: "Yellow!"
Red Ninjakoopa: "And we are..."
All 4 Ninjakoopas: "(giving thumbs up) The Koopa Brothers!!!"
Audience: YAAAAAY!
BlueKoopaBro: Awesome entrance, guys! So, how did you four become the Koopa Bros. in the first place?
Red Ninjakoopa: Well dude, there were some evil demons in our old Koopa Village that were scaring our friends and family, so we decided to stand up and get rid of them. Once we did, we-
(The battle theme stops like a record player.)
Green Ninjakoopa: Dude! That's not how it happened.
Red Ninjakoopa: Oh yeah? Well I'd like to hear you tell the story.
Green Ninjakoopa: Gladly.
(The theme starts back up where it left off.)
Green Ninjakoopa: Instead of evil demons, they were bullies. But we did stand up to them, got a little help from Kent C., and kicked them out. After that, we became heroes and got everything: the girls, the popularity, the money, and the girls.
BlueKoopaBro: How come you guys were kicked out afterwards?
Green Ninjakoopa: About that, we got a little greedy and took advantage of our power. Not to mention-
Morton: Did I forget to mention that-
Roy: Shut up!
(Roy throws Morton into a trashcan and closes the lid.)
Black Ninjakoopa: Oooookaaaayyy.
Green Ninjakoopa: As I was saying, not to mention that Yellow was stealing everyone's badges.
Yellow Ninjakoopa: "Dude, don't blame me." Those badges were "totally righteous, man."
Audience: ...
BlueKoopaBro: Aaaanywaaays, what happened after that?
Red Ninjakoopa: Well, once the other Koopas kicked us out, we had no choice but to find jobs. King Bowser offered us the chance of a lifetime: our own minions, our own fortress, the works; and all we had to do was guard a Star Spirit.
BlueKoopaBro: How did you guys get out of that prison after Mario beat all of you up and freed the Star Spirit?
Red Ninjakoopa: That was easy; Black had a Bob-omb under his shell. He used it to blow up the wood blocking our way out. Then we boarded it up again so nobody would know how we got out.
Black Ninjakoopa: "Twas nothing, dude."
BlueKoopaBro: Interesting. Before we go to the audience, I need to ask one thing. Can I join you guys?
Red Ninjakoopa: No.
BlueKoopaBro: Why not?
Red Ninjakoopa: Because you're not cool enough to join us. "We're the coolest of the cool, King B's ninja heroes in a half shell."
BlueKoopaBro: ... *sigh* Fiiine. Seat 32.
Goombario: How did you guys learn how to do your special attack?
Red Ninjakoopa: We got on each other's shells and moved them together. It took us a few years to do, but we mastered it afterwards.
BlueKoopaBro: Seat 17,071.
Piranha Plant: Where did you guys get those bandanas?
Yellow Ninjakoopa: There was a sale on bandanas by some merchant named Chet Rippo or Rip Chetto or something. You would not believe how much they cost.
BlueKoopaBro: Seat FREESPACE.
Luigi: Are you guys actual brothers?
Green Ninjakoopa: Nah, we were close friends, and we still are.
BlueKoopaBro: Seat ROYISAJERK.
Roy: I'm not a jerk. *sniff*
Daisy: What happened after that kid with the egg kicked your butts?
Red Ninjakoopa: When that door told Bowser about us getting beat by him, he fired us, and we had nowhere else to go. Next time we see that squirt, we'll be ready.
(Jr. Troopa shows up.)
Jr. Troopa: I heard that!
Red Ninjakoopa: Hey! It's that kid that beat us up. "C'mon Bros; let's show" this loser "our super special technique."
(The Koopa Bros. jump up on each other and start spinning their shells simultaneously.)
Red Ninjakoopa: "Let's get 'em, dudes!"
(The Koopa Bros. charge at Jr. Troopa, but Jr. Troopa grabs his magic wand and shoots lightning at them. They break apart and are burnt really bad.)
Red Ninjakoopa: ... Uuugh... That hurt.
Green Ninjakoopa: ... Dude... that's... not... cool...
Lemmy: Hey! No violence on my show!
(Jr. Troopa fires lightning at Lemmy.)
Lemmy: Ooowwww...
BlueKoopaBro: Well, uh, I’d better finish up before anything else happens. Tune in next time on...
Lemmy: *groan...* Too... hurt... to say it...
BlueKoopaBro: ... uuuhhhh... Lemmy's Interview Show!
Jr. Troopa: Now where's Mario? *turns to the audience* There you are! It's payback time!
Mario (in the audience): Mamamia.
(Jr. Troopa charges up for a super strong lightning attack. The audience is too scared to run away.)
BlueKoopaBro: END TRANSMISSION QUICK!
Credits: The quotes you have seen up above were lines from Alvin-Earthworm's Super Mario Bros Z, and I give him all the credit for those lines. I’d also like to thank Lemmy Koopa for creating Lemmy's Land and telling me how to get the Koopa Bros. theme song for this Interview. Last, I would like to thank Nintendo for creating the Koopa Bros. in the first place; without all of you, this Interview wouldn't be possible. If there is anyone else who I didn't put down here, I thank you guys too.
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