(Lakione and Lakitwo are vacuuming up the poison from Gloomtail's breath.)
Lakione: There, that's the last of it.
Lakitwo: This place no longer smells like vomit!
Lakione: Badyoyo is still in England so nothing else can go wrong.
Lakitwo: *facepalm* Saying something like that is worse that the Undertaker's gong.
Lakione: What did you say?
Lakitwo: Every time you say that, we're going to pay!
(Suddenly a wall explodes.)
Lakione: Why are people attracted to blowing stuff up?
Lakitwo: It's a fad, like saying 'Sup.
?????: FINKRATS! I haven't come for stuff of blowing! I am here for an view of Interness since I am some of aweness!
Lakione: Give me one guess who that is.
Lakitwo: I'm guessing that's the Miz?
Fawful: No, you finkrat! It is I! Ful of Faw- I mean Fawful!
Lakione: Why do you want to be interviewed by that weird ghost?
Lakitwo: In the next episode I want to be host!
Fawful: I need to get remembered by fans of lovelyness. So get interviewing the workness!
Lakione: There's no one else here, though.
Lakitwo: Then we'll interview you, YO!
Fawful: ... Dear of ohness
The next day...
(Soon to be, Lakione, and Lakitwo are eating breakfast.)
Soon to be: Why did Fawful have to sleep in my bed?
Lakione: Because no one cares about you.
Lakitwo: Before the Interview, I want to say THE COW GOES MOO!
(Lakione and Lakitwo go onstage.)
Lakione: Good day.
Lakitwo: We're going to interview Fawful today!
(Fawful walks onstage.)
Fawful: You of Thankness for letting me sleep in the bed of Be to Soonness.
Lakione: Ok. First, you have to talk normal, or the audience won't understand you.
Lakitwo: You'll sound just like a dove that coos.
Fawful: Fine, first question.
Lakione: Who are you?
Lakitwo: And does the cow go moo?
Fawful: I am Fawful, greatest villain Nintendo ever made, and yes, cows go moo.
Lakione: Why did you ditch Cackletta?
Lakitwo: And don't say, to make a game that's betta.
Fawful: I left her because she's 85 years old and has nothing of value to own, plus she spends half her day reading ugly magazines.
Lakione: Ugly magazines?
Fawful: Yeah, every week we ended up getting these revolting magazines called Green Girls Galore that had nothing but advertisements, fake generic interviews with people from the Beanbean Kingdom, and ways to make your skin look less green and warty.
Lakione: Sounds awful.
Lakitwo: Is that the worst part, Fawful?
Fawful: No, the worst part is making a smoothie out of her sweat, since she doesn't like to sweat.
(Lakione and Lakitwo look like they're about to hurl, while Soon to be already has.)
Lakione: Ok, how did you get Midbus?
Lakitwo: Make it fast, so we don't make a fuss.
Fawful: You see, I had probably been out on my own a week. I was starving, having not eaten anything for three days. Then I saw Midbus. I chased after the pig, but then I stopped, seeing that he could stand on two feet. I tried to run, but he grabbed me and beat me up. Then I offered him a chance of world domination. He accepted and gave me food, water, and shelter, which happened to be at Wiggler's farm.
Lakione: Why does he stay at Wiggler's farm?
Fawful: I have no idea, that's a question for Midbus.
Lakione: Audience question time!
Lakitwo: YOU! In Seat IHAVENEVERCOMMITTTEDACRIME!
Luigi: How were you able to hypnotize Bowser's minions?
Fawful: You see, my swirl glasses have two purposes: to see and to hypnotize. When someone looks into them, they are completely under my control.
Lakione: Really?
Fawful: Lakitwo, look into my eyes. You are getting very bored.
Lakitwo: So... bored...
Fawful: You will return back to normal now!
Lakitwo: I dreamed I was a cow!
Lakione: (Yep, back to normal.) Ok, who else wants to say something?
Lakitwo: That guy in seat DINGDINGDING!
Referee Mario: I'm-a Mario. When we destroyed your headgear when we first fought you, it still came back. Why is that?
Fawful: You see, when I first made it, I put a little chip in it, so that whenever it takes too much damage it teleports to my workshop of evil and comes when I call it.
Lakione: Next question.
Lakitwo: YOU! In seat FAILINGISWHATIAMBESTIN!
King K: Yo dogs! The Mighty King K wants to know, why didn't you use your gun on the Mario Bros. in the first place?
Fawful: You see, Cackletta was still basically training me, so she thought that a gun shouldn't be used until I was wiser. After I lost when she needed me to protect her, I was given a gun, and I’ve kept it ever since.
(Fawful hugs his gun, which shoots a hole in the ceiling. The debris lands on Soon to be)
Soon to be: I hate my life.
Lakione: How tragic… not.
Lakitwo: You in seat IAMANINVENTOROFALLTHINGSROBOT!
Ludwig: I recently played Mario and Luigi Partners in Time, and you actually helped them... Why is that?
Fawful: … Uh…
Lakione: Yes? What is your answer?
Lakitwo: This microphone tastes like a pear!
Fawful: … THAT WAS AN EVIL FAWFUL AND-
Audience: YOU'RE EVIL!
Fawful: … Um... uh oh... agh... THAT WAS AN ANNOYING CLONE OF ME-
Fawful haters in audience: YOU'RE ANNOYING!
Fawful: … ALL RIGHT, IT WAS ME!
Lakione: I thought so.
Lakitwo: Mary had an extra toe.
Ludwig: But why did you help them?
Fawful: Ok, the truth is after I left Cackletta, I was, of course, unemployed. So I needed a job to earn some food. So this man gave me the job of selling badges. I did the work and (regrettably)gave Mario and Luigi good badges, then after feeling so stupid for helping those idiot Bros, I quit, by the time they reached the final boss.
Lakione: Gee, guess what time it is, ha ha ha!
Lakitwo: You mean The-
Max: WHEEL!
Ngin: OF!
Soon to be: LAME!
(Max lands on Soon to be)
Soon to be: OW! I mean pain!
(The 2-headed tiki spins the wheel and it lands on…)
Lakione: Oh my goodness.
Lakitwo: Be thrown in a pit of poisonous snakes that hiss.
Fawful: What? NO! HEADGEAR!
(A random Fawful hater in the audience "accidentally" walks up to the stage, "accidentally" walks up to Fawful, and "accidentally" pushes Fawful in the pit before his headgear can arrive.)
Random Fawful Hater: That was "accidentally" awesome!
Fawful Haters: YAY!
Lakione: I hate this show.
Lakitwo: I know.
Soon to be: … End transmission......
(Transmission ended)
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