Lemmy: Good, now place that pillar over there...
We see that Matt is slowly reconstructing Lemmy's studio. A progress bar shows up, and it says: 3% done.
Matt: Forget this! I'm buying a studio! Plus, this is P.T.'s old studio that was burnt down by Fire Bros.
Lemmy: Rebuild, ya fool!
Matt: My line!
Vad: STOP ARGUING AND INTERVIEW!!!
Matt and Lemmy: NO!
Vad: Fine. I'll interview again then, ya idiots. I'll interview Yoshi.
Later...
(We see a temporary studio, complete with audience seats and such.)
Vad: Today, I'm interviewing Yoshi! The only reason Matt isn't is, well, take a look...
(We ALSO see Matt and Lemmy in a cartoon cloud fight, arguing about repairing the studio, cookies, and the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.)
Matt: Let's interview!
Vad: Wait, but you're over there... and right here... an-
Matt: That's a hologram managed by one of my clones. Hang on...
(Matt snaps his fingers, and Yoshi appears.)
Yoshi: ... Why am I here, and what happened to my bad speech?
Matt: Interview, and it's easier on the audience to understand you. First, why do Yoshis have saddles on their backs?
Yoshi: After realizing that many strangers jumped on us yelling 'giddy up!', we attached the saddles to our backs. Younger Yoshis are given a saddle to put on their backs.
Vad: Next, why assist Mario?
Yoshi: He hatched me from an egg!
Vad: Anyone can do that.
(Vad takes out a ? Block and smacks it. A Yoshi comes out and runs away.)
Vad: See?
Yoshi: ... Fine. It's because many Yoshis choose to hide out in ? Blocks on our island, in case Bowser comes again. If the person who hit them out isn't affiliated with Bowser, then we help them. You two were affiliated with him.
Matt: No I was- Wait a minute...
(FLASHBACK!)
(We see a desolated Mushroom Kingdom and a smarter king standing in front of a 3-year-old Matt.)
King: As punishment for destroying the Mushroom Kingdom and helping the Koopa Clan, you are sentenced to live on Earth for the rest of your life!
3-Year-Old Matt: Like I care.
Vad: Wait, you were banished from the Mushroom Kingdom at the age of 3? Strange.
King: The Nobody has entered the flashback! What kind of witchcraft is this?
(END FLASHBACK!)
Matt: How did you enter the flashback?
Vad: ... I don't know.
Matt: Whatever. Next, why can you eat anything, and turn enemies into eggs?
Yoshi: Well, us Yoshis have a special digestive system that never gets filled up. We can also store food in said digestive system for later. And the reason we can turn enemies into eggs is because there's a point in our bodies where it identifies 'food' and 'egg material'. The 'egg material', as we call it, turns enemies into eggs, and they die inside.
Vad: Poor little enemies. Next, where do the Yoshi eggs come from?
Yoshi: Many full-grown Yoshis put themselves into that form when they hide in ? Blocks. Only by having the ? Block hit, will the Yoshi be freed from its egg form.
Matt: Okay. Next, in Brawl, your Final Smash was to grow wings, shoot fire, and be invincible. Wouldn't you need a flashing shell for that?
Yoshi: Actually, I had a flashing shell stuck in my digestive system. The Smash Ball I grabbed just made it go down faster.
Vad: Last one before the audience, which I'm surprised came. How can the Yoshis on Isle Delfino change colors, and how come they die in water?
Yoshi: The Yoshis on Isle Delfino are a different species that can change colors with fruit. However, they can't swim.
Matt: Audience questions! Seat COMMONEGGVICTIM.
Shy Guy: How do the Isle Delfino Yoshis change their color to green before dieing? They can be pink, purple, or orange, but they turn green when near death! Why?
Yoshi: Green is the base color for all Yoshis, but their colors change at birth. When Yoshis die due to lack of food, they all turn green before dieing.
Vad: Seat IWASABABYWHENYOUWERE.
Bowser: How come you didn't let me steal the Super Happy Tree?
Matt: Hold on, I'm not sure that's the Yoshi from the game. Let me get out the 'Mario Universe Timeline'... I'll allow it, since the original Yoshi from Yoshi's Island has got to be old now.
Yoshi: Well, we needed to free the adults from the sadness that was inflicted on them.
Matt: Last one. Seat NOTESRETURN.
Note 5: I want revenge!
Matt: Take-a this!
(Matt chucks a PS3 at the Note. It dissolves on impact.)
Lemmy: How can you touch that and not be harmed?
Matt: I dunno. I'm outta here! Fire Form!
Note 4 (somehow still alive): RUN AWAY!!! Part 2.
(Matt is now covered in flames, and he kills the note.)
Vad: Run away, just like Note 4 said!
(Matt destroys the studio, and everyone leaves.)
Later...
Lemmy: You need a therapist.
Matt: Nah, I just need an outlet for my anger. Like this thing that's been in my pocket since I interviewed Mario!
Matt pulls out an Omochao (Sonic) by the propeller.
Omochao: Did you know that by pre-
(Matt rips the Omochao in half, leaving oil.)
Matt: Those guys are %*&$&*%^%^$ annoying. End Transmission!
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