Sledge Bros: Hey, Boss, how come we never get to do an Interview?
Goomba: That's simple. You're my guards.
Sledge Bro. 1: Grr...
(The Sledge Bros. beat up Goomba. Suddenly Bowser walks in.)
Bowser: What's all the racket?
Sledge Bros: Hey King Bowser, can we interview you?
Bowser: I guess...
(Bowser sits down in the interview chair.)
Sledge Bro. 1: Now, in Super Mario Bros, why did you stand on that weak bridge with an axe that could make the bridge fall down?
Bowser: I planned to jump on the axe myself when Mario’s guard was down, but that guy would just not let his guard down!
Sledge Bro. 2: Why did you throw Mechakoopas out your Clown Copter in SMW? Didn't you learn the first time Mario threw them back at you?
Bowser: I wasn't paying any attention to what HE was doing! I didn't even notice the Mechakoopas falling on me! I thought it was Mario jumping on me! I wasn't looking up.
Sledge Bro. 3: Is it ever annoying living with seven kids?
Bowser: It is quite hard sometimes, but it could be worse. If you've ever seen Cheaper by the Dozen you know what I mean.
Sledge Bro 4: Why is it that in every game, your castle looks different?
Bowser: You don't see this in the games, but every time Mario defeats me, he destroys my castle. My construction crew has to build a new one every time. I think the one in New Super Mario Bros. Wii is biggest and looks coolest, but it's currently being rebuilt just in case I use my castle in my plot in Super Mario Galaxy 2.
Sledge Bro. 1: In Super Mario Galaxy 2, I see a giant snowman of you. Who built it?
Bowser: I did! I just wanted to remind Mario who's the biggest, baddest brute around!
Sledge Bro. 2: It's time for audience questions! Seat ITHINKIMBEAUTIFUL.
Kammy Koopa: Why didn't you use me in Super Paper Mario?
Bowser: I was punishing you for failing two times in a row!
Kammy: Will I come back in the next Paper Mario?
Bowser: If there is one, maybe.
Kammy: Yay!
Sledge Bro. 3: Seat IMJUSTAHEADNOW.
Grodus: I'm so mad at you for crushing me in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door!
Sledge Bro. 3: Questions only!
Grodus: How did you get in the Glitz Pit?
Bowser: *chuckle* That one was fun. I beat up the guards and and threatened them into letting me in.
Glitz Pit Security Guy: I knew it was you! Lemme at you!
(The security guy gets tied to his chair when he tries to get out.)
Sledge Bro. 4: Seat CHEATER.
Waluigi: How did it feel getting possessed by Elder Princess Shroob and Cackletta?
Bowser: I couldn't feel anything! It's that simple!
Sledge Bro. 2: Seat RIBBIT.
Wart: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TURN ME INTO A FROG?!
Bowser: You would've gotten the throne, and I couldn't have that.
Wart: Grrr...
Sledge Bro. 1: Seat IMDUMB.
Patrick (from Spongebob): Duuuuhhhh...
(Lemmy: You just couldn't resist putting a non-videogame character in this?
Goomba: Nope.)
Bowser: Stop being dumb and ask a question!
Patrick: Oh! Uhhh... How did you lift Peach's Castle into the sky in Paper Mario?
Bowser: I'm reeeaaally strong. I'm actually stronger than-
Mario: It's-a me! Mario!
Bowser: Yeeaahh... But he always finds a way to beat me!
Sledge Bro. 1: That's all the audience questions.
Goomba (who just woke up): End... transmission. Urgh.
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