Larry: Hey, Bleck.
Count Bleck: What?
Larry: Give us chairs for the audience.
Beaky: Didn’t you kill them all?
Larry: ... BLAAAH!!
(Larry fires his Laza at Beaky, Clubba, and The Shadow Twins, killing them all.)
Lemmy: ...
Count Bleck: ...
Shy Ranger: ... Hey! It’s about time I got to say something!
Count Bleck: ... Right.
(Count Bleck opens a portal that makes an audience with chairs appear.)
Count Bleck: Since you were so kind as to be forced to interview my team and I, you can interview someone of your choice.
Larry: Hurray! I shall interview Iggy and Lemmy!
(Iggy and Lemmy, in their New Super Mario Bros. Wii designs, sit in the interviewee chairs.)
Larry: First question! Iggy, what’s with the new hairstyle?
Iggy: I grew tired of the rainbow hair, so I went for a palm tree look.
Larry: ... Uh... why?
Iggy: I LIKE PALM TREES!!!
Larry: ... All right then. Why do you wear glasses?
Iggy: Ludwig was doing an experiment that would allow me to shoot lasers from my eyes. It didn’t work and now I need glasses.
Larry: Why do your glasses have swirls on them?
Iggy: They’re a sign that I’m smart.
Larry: Really?
Iggy: Yeah, why do you think Frankly and Gadd have swirls on their glasses?
Larry: Good point. Why were you so hyper in New Super Mario Bros. Wii?
Iggy: I ate the cake we stole at the beginning. Yum.
Larry: Yeah. And you didn’t let us have any!!!
(Larry starts strangling Iggy.)
Iggy: Get off!!
(He punches Larry off.)
Larry: Sorry. AUDIENCE QUESTIONS!!! Seat STUPIDGENIUS!
Fawful: Why did you rule over the Land of Giants?
Iggy: Everyone else already picked theirs, so Giant was the only one left.
Larry: Last one! Seat MONKEY!
Ukiki: Why did you originally have rainbow hair in the first place?
Iggy: It was naturally like that.
Larry: Good. NOW GO BACK TO THE FOREST!!
(Larry kicks Iggy into the distance.)
Iggy (as he flies out of view): But I’m from Dark Land!
Larry: All right Lemmy, your turn. Why are you ruler of Ice Land?
Lemmy: I like ice.
Larry: I figured that much out. Why exactly do you like ice?
Lemmy: I like the cold, and ice is cold, so I like ice. Ice is nice, so nice. It makes me feel so welcome. I shall shiver not. A haiku by Lemmy.
Everyone Else: ...
Lemmy: What?
Larry: Idiot. So, what’s with the ponytail?
Lemmy: I just felt like trying out a new hairstyle.
Larry: LAME! Why do you balance on a ball?
Lemmy: It’s faster than walking.
Larry: Can you move without it?
Lemmy: No.
Larry kicks the ball out from under Lemmy’s feet and he falls to the floor.
Larry: Ha!
Lemmy: Dang it!
Larry: You were able to walk in Superstar Saga, though.
Lemmy: I was spinning, that’s much different.
Larry: But you could st-
Lemmy: DIFFERENT!
Larry: ... So, why can’t you move without your ball?
Lemmy: I guess I’m so used to the ball rolling when I walk, and when I try to walk without it, there’s no rolling so it doesn’t work out.
Larry: That makes no sense!
Lemmy: BLAAH!
(Lemmy shoots a Laza at Larry, burning him.)
Larry: That’s my... thing...
(Larry faints.)
Lemmy: ... End transmission!
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