(The camera turns on in the studio, which is just a haunted house since Boo refused to leave. Goomba is sitting in an interview chair, waiting for Boo to come.)
Goomba: He should be here any minute...
Cameraman: That's what you said the last ten times!
Goomba: I'm serious this time!
Boo (behind Goomba): SCREEEEECH!!!
Goomba: Did I just hear something?
(Boo, disappointed, goes to sit in the interview chair.)
Goomba: So, Boo, you ready to go?
Boo: What, where are we going?
Goomba: The Interview!
Boo: Oh, yeah, go ahead and ask me something.
Goomba: Okay, what is the deal with Big Boos?
Boo: They're just fat Boos. Simple.
Goomba: Ummm... Okay. So what were Boos before they died?
Boo: We could've been anything except Koopas. They always turn into Dry Bones.
Goomba: All right, now who was the king of Boos before King Boo?
Boo: King Boo II. The current King Boo is King Boo III.
Goomba: Okay. Last question, why do you make those Boo Buddy circles in Super Mario World?
Boo: Those were Boos who aren't shy enough to disappear when they're looked at. They just spin aroooouuuund and aroooouuund to try to destroy Mario.
Goomba: Time for audience questions. Seat I'MACOPYCAT.
Doopliss: Why were you called Boo Diddley in SMB3?
Boo: Bowser was really dumb back then. He just liked the way Diddley sounded, so he always called us Boo Diddleys. It was torture.
Goomba: Seat HUMAHUMAHUMAHUMA.
Ceiling Surprise: Why are you so shy?
Boo: It's simpler than you might think. We were killed by Mario once before we were Boos, why would we want to be killed again?
Goomba: Seat I'MANIGHTMARE.
Freddy Krueger: Do you ever get nightmares?
Boo: Yes, just last night I had a nightmare about a Unicorn Pegasus gone mad trying to lick me.
Goomba: ...
Freddy Krueger: ...
Boo: ...
Cameraman: ...
Goomba: Okay last audience question. Seat YVANDOESN'TLIKEDOUGHNUTS.
Yvan (the Blue Toad): Do you ever get nightmares?
Goomba: Freddy just asked that! Ask something different!
Yvan: Uhhh... Why... why do you have fangs but never use them?
Boo: We're afraid that if we get close enough to Mario to bite him, he'll pull a Starman out of nowhere and destroy us!
Yvan: You're afraid of everything, aren't you?
Boo: Yup.
Goomba: That's all for audience questions. GUARDS! You know what I'm going to ask you, so get over here!
Sledge Bros. come and chase Boo out of the house with a flashlight.
Goomba: And that's a wrap! End transmission!
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