Spiker: Hello-
Lemmy: I am here for my Interview!
Spiker: And why am I doing this again?
Bonetail: ‘Cause you promised him an Interview for two videogames.
Spiker: Dang it! But I suppose it’s worth it, this Mario Bros. Wii game better be good!
Lemmy: Enough chatter that isn’t about me! Ask me a question!
Spiker: Jeeze. Question one, where are you among the oldest of Bowser’s sons?
Lemmy: I am his second oldest son. It’s kind of hard to believe though, since I’m a little small for my age.
Spiker: Cool for you, Lemmy.
Bonetail: Question two! What lands from the Mario games do you own?
Spiker: Hey, since when do you get to help?
Bonetail: Since I am Darktail!!!
Spiker: You are Bonetail here, buddy-
Lemmy: ANSWERING YOUR QUESTION... I owned Ice Land In Mario Bros 3, Vanilla Dome in Super Mario World, and I own this Land too!
Spiker: Cool, you also own Ice Land in the New Mario Bros. Wii game.
Bonetail: Question three, what is your special attack?
Lemmy: Well, since I roll on a ball in Mario Bros. 3, I shot green balls with stars on them as my special attack! And in New Super Mario Bros, I was on a huge ball and I shot more rubber balls at Mario.
Spiker: Question four! What is your relationship with your brothers?
Lemmy: *deep breath* Iggy is one of my favorite brothers since he is a twin of me, Ludwig is like a copy-homework-off-of kind of brother but I appreciate him, Larry sneaks around in my room a lot trying to mess with my site so he is annoying, Roy beats up Iggy a lot and I don’t like that, Morton talks a lot and speaks about this long of a line! *gasp*
Spiker: Cool, time for audience questions! SEAT HAPPYLITTLECLOUD!
Lakitu Cloud: Why did Wendy copy your strategy in Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World?
Lemmy: Well, I guess she really likes my ideas, and besides, who else would have thrown stuff that bounced around in SMB3?
Spiker: Me. Anyway, SEAT IAMERROR!!!
Error: I am Error.
Spiker: That’s great, ask a question.
Error: I am Error.
Spiker: Ask a question before I get mad...
Error: I am Error.
Spiker: YES, YOU ARE ERROR!!!
Error: I am Error.
Bonetail: How dare you talk that way around a Dark God?
Spiker: Thanks for the comment, Bone!
Bonetail: I was talking about me, fool. I am DARKTAIL!!!
Spiker: Here, you are Bonetail again...
Error: I am Error.
Spiker: Okay then, you are Non-Error here!
Non-Error: Why didn’t you ride on your green ball in Super Mario World?
Lemmy: ‘Cause In Super Mario Bros. 3, Mario defeated me and popped my ball! So I couldn’t use it for SMW!
Spiker: Okay, Bonetail, your turn-
Blue: Blueberry muffin?
Lemmy: I am the poster of Interviews and have seen this joke before, so sure, why not?
Blue: I would, but I’m stuck in Bonetail after the last Interview!
Light Blue: And me!
(Bonetail lets Blue out of his ribcages, but keeps LB in.)
LB: So you are putting my name in letters now?
Spiker: Anything for the person who gave me the silent treatment!
Light Blue: That’s better. At least finish this interview strong!
Spiker: You are not my mom!
Lemmy: And I didn’t get my muffin?
Blue: Here you go.
Lemmy: Thanks Blue, I’m promoting you to site admin-
(>ERROR, SITE DOWN DESTROYING ALL OF INTERNET!!!, PLEASE CLOSE INTERNET CONNECTION IMMEATLY_ OH NO, THE TXT IS BECMIN WRSE AND WRS!! THREAT LVL BAGEL #9014073520!!!<) Okay, it’s back up again ^_^
Lemmy: Maaaaaybe I won’t ever do that again...
Spiker: See? Don’t trust him, he is a wily one...
Lemmy: Agreed. Last question?
Spiker: Sure, SEAT DOYOUWANNABAGELWITHTHAT?
T-Bo: How did you guys get onto NSMBW?
Lemmy: We wanted to prove ourselves to Dad so we made sure we would appear in a really good game!
Spiker: This Interview was pretty good-
Lemmy: It was great! Since I’m still here I feel like a chocolate muffin-
Blue: So what? Blueberry isn’t good enough?! Blueberry is underappreciated!!! How dare you, Lemmy. I think I’ll take my job back as site admin!
Lemmy: I think you won’t.
Spiker: Bonetail, make a switch with Light Blue for Blue.
(Bonetail spits out Light Blue and eats Blue.)
Bonetail: I’m hungry for fruit!
Spiker: I want a salad!
Iggy: Fruit salad! Yummy yummy! Fruit salad! Yummy yummy!
Spiker: I hate that song!
Leonidas: THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!
Spiker: Wrong location, Spartan, This is Plit!
Rick Ashley: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down! And-
Spiker: And as for you, go back to tricking Youtubers!
Bonetail: Seems like you are dealing with a lot of annoyances!
???: I remember the glory days... of my Interviews!
Spiker: James?
Blue: Dark Koopa?
James: Tis me! James! And I came back for my show!
Narrator: Then, James went back to his show like a good little Koopaling-
James: And then ran back here!
Writer: Well James, you are dealing with pros here... I will write something for you.
(A big hand picks up James and throws him to Earth.)
Spiker: Umm, that was random. I guess there is nothing to do. END TRANSMISSION!
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