(Everyone from the last Interview appears in Castle Bleck.)
Count Bleck: Count Bleck has kidnapped you! Announced Count Bleck.
Larry: Uh… Why?
Count Bleck: Count Bleck wants you to interview his team.
Larry: I don’t wanna.
Count Bleck: Please?
Larry: Fine, you talked me into it.
Lemmy: ...
Larry: Lemmy, you help.
Lemmy: Don’t wanna.
Larry: ...
Lemmy: Okay, you talked me into it.
Hooky: Isn’t it lazy to use a gag twice so soon? And why can’t we interview?
Beaky, Twins, and Clubba: Yeah!
Larry: Don’t feel like having you interview. Now then, we’ll interview the least interesting one first. Nastasia!
Nastasia: ... That’s not cool, K?
Larry: ... BLAAH!
(Larry randomly fires a Shoop Da Whoop Laza at the Audience, incinerating half of it.)
Nastasia: ... K?
Larry: Sorry, always happens on Tuesdays.
Nastasia: It’s not Tuesday.
Larry: ... First question: what are you, ya ugly fat guy?
Nastasia: ... I’m a girl, first of all. Second, I’m part of the Tribe of Darkness, just like the Count, K?
Lemmy: Not “K”! Anyway, you mentioned Count Bleck saving you, what happened exactly?
Nastasia: Well, I was beaten and abandoned by the Tribe for stealing the Scroll of Hypnosis. Count Bleck came across me and saved me.
Larry: How’d you get hypnotic powers?
Nastasia: I just, like, told you.
Larry: The question still counts.
Lemmy: No it doesn’t.
Larry: BLAAH!
(He shoots another Laza at Francis, severely hurting him.)
Francis: Not... schweet...
Larry: Fine, so, why did you have to steal the Scroll?
Nastasia: Hypnosis was forbidden in the Tribe. I’m not sure why though.
Lemmy: Audience questions! That ugly fat guy!
King Boo: Hey! Why did that mean me?! Anyway, why do you say “K” and such all the time?
Nastasia: Um, just a habit I guess, K?
Larry: Iggy! Ask something!
Iggy: I don’t wanna!
Larry: ... BLAAH!
(He fires a Laza just above Iggy’s head.)
Iggy: Okay, you talked me into it.
Hooky: Three times...
Iggy: Why do you act all uptight and such?
Nastasia: That’s how I was raised.
Larry: GO AWAY!
(He shoves Nastasia away. O’Chunks walks up to the two Koopalings.)
O’Chunks: ‘Ello thar, yeh wee Kopas!
*I apologize in advanced, not good with accents...
Lemmy: Uh, right. What’s with the way you speak?
O’Chunks: Do ya see a tongue in me mouth? It makes it ‘ard for me ta speak clea’ly.
Larry: (I have no idea what he just said.) So... what are you?
O’Chunks: A chunk!
Lemmy: Which is...?
O’Chunks: Well, mah race be called chunks. Each o’ us ‘as “Chunks” or “Chunk” in our name.
Larry: Weird. So, er, why did you uh... use flatulence to get away?
O’Chunks: I didn’t. I ‘ave a jetpack that shoots green gas and makes a pootin’ noise.
Lemmy: Why didn’t we see this jetpack?
O’Chunks: ... Shut up.
Larry: Why do you suck up to Bleck?
O’Chunks: He’s awesome, that’s why.
Larry: ... We’re skipping audience questions with you.
O’Chunks: Aww...
(He sulks away. Mimi appears.)
Mimi: Mimimimmimimi!
Larry: Stop that!
Mimi: No.
Larry: ...
Mimi: Okay, you-
Hooky: Don’t say it!
Mimi: ... Whatever.
Larry: What are you?
Mimi: A shapeshifter. Just like my mom.
Lemmy: Why do you have a textbox similar to the Shadow Queen?
Mimi: She’s my great-grandmother. On my father’s side.
Larry: So, you’re part Shadow?
Mimi: Yes, but hardy at all.
Lemmy: Why do you love Rupees so much?
Mimi: ‘Cause they’re shiny.
Lemmy: ...
Mimi: DON’T JUDGE ME!
Lemmy: ... Whatever.
Larry: So, does Breadward exist?
Mimi: Yes, he’s a brown Pixl shaped like bread. He has no unique powers though...
Breadward: It’s true! I exist! Whoo!
(He flies in circles, then flies into a wall.)
Lemmy: Ignoring that... Audience time! Kamek!
Kamek: What’s with the gears?
Mimi: Well, uh...
(She throws a Rupee, which kills Kamek, and runs away.)
Larry: ... The audience isn’t doing much today... Dimentio! GET OVER HERE!
Dimentio: I have arrived, like a cold on a rainy day!
Larry: So, what are you exactly?
Dimentio: A being of pure darkness, much like Count Bleck.
Lemmy: Why do you talk like Fawful?
Dimentio: It is a coincidence! *shifts eyes back and forth*
Larry: Is it true you wrote the Dark Prognosticus?
Dimentio: Yes, it is true. I am Nacho- I mean, I wrote the Dark Prognosticus
Nacho Libre: NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lemmy: SHUT UP! Why?
Dimentio: If I told you, I’d have to kill you.
Larry: ... So? Tell him!
Lemmy: *glares at Larry* Anyway, if you could kill Mario so easily, why didn’t you do it from the start?
Dimentio: I was sure Fracktail could kill him. If not, then Mr. L. When both proved unable to, I destroyed him myself.
Larry: ... BLAAH!
(His Laza destroys the rest of the audience.)
Dimentio: ...
Larry: My bad. So, what is your idea of a perfect world?
Dimentio: One that is constantly at war! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Butthead: That would be cool. Uh-huh-huh-uh-huh.
Beavis: Yeah! Hmhmhmhm.
Larry: ...
Lemmy: Last one, why do you dress like a jester?
Dimentio: For fun!
(He giggles stupidly and teleports away.)
Lemmy: ... *sigh* Count Bleck, it’s finally your turn.
Count Bleck: Excellent! Exclaimed Count Bleck!
Larry: Why do you talk like you’re narrating?
Count Bleck: Count Bleck sees himself as a separate person since his first personality, Blumiere, died.
Lemmy: What did you look like as Blumiere?
Count Bleck: Pretty much the same as Count Bleck, except his teeth weren’t pointy, he had legs and arms, and his eyes didn’t glow.
Larry: Why don’t you have limbs?
Count Bleck: It was an odd side effect from becoming Count Bleck! Announced Count Bleck.
Lemmy: Why did you have such a small group of powerful minions? If you had more, you could’ve succeeded.
Count Bleck: Count Bleck was confident in himself.
Larry: What’s under that hat?
Count Bleck: ... Baldness.
Larry: AHAHAHAHA!
(Count Bleck shoots a Laza at Larry, hurting him greatly.)
Larry: Pain...
Lemmy: Last one, weren’t you afraid the Void would consume your world?
Count Bleck: No, Castle Bleck was not able to be absorbed by the Void, thanks to Count Bleck using the Chaos Heart to do so.
Larry: Can we go now?
Count Bleck: Not yet, fools! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Larry: ... That’s not your laugh...
Count Bleck: ... End Transmission!
Larry: Hey! I-
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