Spiker: Meow, Meow meow meo-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!!!
Bonetail: Um, why are you talking in cat tongue?
Spiker: It was to distract Lemmy so he wouldn’t know I said Hello, and welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!
Spiker: See what I mean?
Bonetail: Ah, I see. Who shall we interview today?
Spiker: Light Blue, bring out the Dice of Fate.
Bonetail: I thought it was the Magic Dice-
Spiker: Today, it’s the Dice of Fate!
(Spiker rolls the dice and it lands on Dry Bones.)
Bonetail: Huzzah! A brother!
Spiker: Of the dead?
Bonetail: Yep, more like a cousin.
Spiker: And I am…?
Bonetail: Some odd guy next door always asking for a can opener.
Spiker: …
Bonetail: I know! This should be a special Interview! It should be called the Dead Interview!
Spiker: Well if it’s dead, I’m out of here. I’m going to go visit all my friends.
Bonetail: And what about the Interview with Le-
Spiker: Silence! He can’t know, I gotta see how long I can delay the Interview!
Bonetail: Who will help me out then?
Dry Bowser: I will then!
Bonetail: Fine, father of the dead!
Dry Bowser: Fine, grandfather of the dead…
Bonetail: So which family member do you want to interview today, son?
Dry Bowser: Dry Bones the burnt!
(A burnt Dry Bones comes out from behind curtains and walks into the interviewee chair.)
Bonetail: Question one, what games have you appeared in?
Dry Bones: Well I first appeared in SMB3, then SMBW. After that I didn’t show up in many more games until all my fans wanted me and told Bowser to get into more games, so I went into MP7, then MKDS, after that MKW, and then I found a lot more games to be in! Like SMG!
Dry Bowser: Nice, son #213443595. I appeared in two games: New Super Mario Brothers DS and Mario Kart Wii… Question two, what makes you move around like a regular Koopa today?
Dry Bones: Well like most Dry Bones, I was revived by magic. As for some special brothers of the dead, like Red Bones, he was revived by two Magikoopas.
Dry Bowser: It makes me feel good to know I was revived by Kamek and two of his special minions.
Bonetail: I was revived by Kammy and Kamek ‘cause the Shadow Queen paid them to do so.
Dry Bones: Yeah, how did you die, Grandpa?
Bonetail: Shadow Queen forgot to feed me down there in the pits.
Dry Bones: Ouch, sorry for you.
Bonetail: It’s okay. Question three, blueberry muffin? Who wrote this one… Blue…
Blue: Tee-hee!
Dry Bones: Yes, I would like to taste it, but I’m dead-
Blue: YOU WILL TASTE IT!!!
(Blue runs with some blueberry muffins in his hands and shoves them in Dry Bones, but it falls into his ribcages and anyone can see it.)
Dry Bones: See what I mean?
Dry Bowser: Question three, how did you get into Mario Party Seven?
Dry Bones: Well I told Mario I wanted to take a vacation from being gone from the Mario games, and I got an invitation to be in the new Mario Parties!
Bonetail: Question 4, what was with the shoving in PMTTYD?
Dry Bones: Red Bones said to shove Mario away from him, but we didn’t expect him to have the hammer…
Dry Bowser: Well, time for audience questions! SEAT LIVELYKOOPA!!!
Bowser: Why is everyone a family when you are dead?!
Dry Bones: ‘Cause us dead people found the secret to world peace.
Bonetail: SEAT OBEYWARIO!!!
Wario: How did you walk on two legs in Mario World when in SMB3, you were walking on four legs?
Dry Bones: Well, it’s simple, In SMW, Bowser taught Koopas how to stand, and then some Koopas died during the game and became Dry Bones. Otherwise all the Koopas taught us how to walk later on in the games with two legs.
Bonetail: Cool.
Dry Bowser: SEAT OMG!!!
Gigantic Robot Knight: Wasn’t I already used before in a sprite comic?
Bonetail: You’re not that big! I’m much bigger then you! Ask a question, fool!
Robot Knight: Well-
Bonetail: And you are not really a knight!
Robot: God! Be quiet-
Bonetail: Well, you are nothing compared to me!
Nothing: … I guess I will ask a question. Can you guys become Boos?
Dry Bones: Well, this dead body is a rank for the Boos, ‘cause they have to earn a dead Koopa body.
Bonetail: Well that’s all the time we have today! Wait for tomorrow, mortals…
Dry Bowser: Why?
Bonetail: I dunno, I was thinking about tomorrow!
Spiker: How? You are dead with no brain!
Bonetail: Oh yeah? Looky here.
(Bonetail pulls off his skull and shows Spiker a brain out of his skeleton remains.)
Spiker: Gross. Anyway, it was nice visiting my peeps!
Bonetail: Your peeps?
Spiker: Yes, my peeps.
Earth Crystal: Shake!!!
Spiker: Look at that, a cameo.
Wind Crystal: Whoosh!
Spiker: Sorry, I mean there’s your cameo, Mr. Windy…
Blue: (whispering) what about that Interview with Lemmy?
Spiker: I forgot, okay? Jeeze, don’t rush me. Anyway, I guess for legal purposes, I can delay the Interview with Lemmy… ‘til next Interview!
Luigi: End Transmission!
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