(Ckday is sitting on the couch in the interview room, angered. Yoshi comes in.)

Yoshi: Ckday, what’s the problem?

Ckday: I can’t find my Bowser’s Inside Story…

Yoshi: … You lent it to me, remember?

Ckday: … Crud. Wait, this gives me an idea for an interviewee. Come on!

Later...

Ckday: Welcome to-

Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!

(Ckday pushes Lemmy away and throws a match at him.)

Lemmy: … What?

(Lemmy then sees a lit fuse on his ball.)

Lemmy: Cru-

(Lemmy’s ball explodes, sending Lemmy into the stratosphere.)

Audience: Ouch.

Ckday: Well, today I’ll be interviewing the Amnesiac Toad here in the Clinic waiting seats.

Audience: Eh?

Ckday: The Toad in Bowser’s Inside Story in the Clinic who has those three dots over his head and can’t remember about Attack Pieces in Plack Beach and Bowser’s Castle.

Audience: Ah.

Ckday: Let’s begin.

(The lights darken like Who Wants to be a Millionaire, and Amnesiac Toad walks out.)

Ckday: First question, what made you amnesiac?

AT (Amnesiac Toad): … I don’t know.

Ckday: … Next question. How long were you amnesiac?

AT: I don’t know.

Ckday: Grr… Next question. What is your job?

AT: Something, I’m sure.

Ckday: … Let’s see if the audience fares any better. Seat NEXTINTERVIEWEE, then CHAINCHOMPFROMLASTINTERVIEW, then IDON’TWETMYPANTS, and finally INEEDPLASTICSURGERY. I need to bang my head against a wall.

Dr. Toadley’s Intern: Do you need to see Dr. Toadley?

AT: I can’t say… Who is he, a chiropractor?

(Bang!)

Chain Chomp from my last Interview: Do you want to appear in a game again?

AT: Possibly.

(Bang!)

Luigi: How big is your family?

AT: Ummm… A family?

(Bang!)

Piranha Bean: Is your Mushroom hat rare?

AT: Could be.

(Bang! Ckday comes back with a bat.)

Ckday: There you go, bat. Be free! Anyway, time to get answers!

(Ckday pulls a baseball bat from out of absolutely nowhere and bashes AT in the head with it.)

AT: Ow… Wait, the answers! Here they are in order: A Jailgoon’s cannonball hit me; a week; I’m an adventurer; I do need to see Dr. Toadley for this bruise; I do want to appear in another game; I have a wife, a sister, three brothers, and a son; and my Mushroom hat is extremely rare.

(The Sledge Bro from CKDAY interviews YOSHI, CKDAY interviews STROLLIN’ STU, and CKDAY forces LEMMY into interviewing PIANTA trips again, knocking Amnesiac Toad, who isn’t amnesiac anymore, out.)

Intern: Okay, I’ll get him to Dr. Toadley, wait for the news, THEN I’ll get interviewed.

(Dr. Toadley’s Intern runs into Dr. Toadley’s room with Amnesiac Toad in her arms.)

Ckday: Um, GO, YOSHI…?

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