Spiker: Hello to everyone out there! And welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!!!
Spiker: And today’s guest of honor is Hooktail!
Blue: But I thought you rolled the magic dice and it landed on Lemmy?
Lemmy: Huh?
Spiker: Um, no. it was Hooktail! Why would I skip Lemmy? Besides the fact that he comes here every time to yell out Lemmy’s interview show!
Lemmy: Grr... Why I ought to-
(Spiker pulls a switch and Lemmy falls into a trap box.)
Light Blue: ANYWAY, aside from all the distractions, bring Hooky out!
(Hooktail bursts through a studio wall and sits on a chair.)
Spiker: I am not paying for that!
Blue: Blueberry Muffin?
Spiker: What?
Light Blue: I think he is offering you a muffin?
Blue: Blueberry muffin?
Spiker: Nah, I am on a diet today-
Blue: YOU MUST DIE!
Spiker: Of course, I’m pretty skinny already, so why not?
(Spiker takes a muffin from Blue.)
Spiker: Anyway, question one, what games have you appeared in?
Hooktail: Only PMTTYD. I wish I was in Super Paper Mario.
Bonetail: But No, we got replaced by a thing called Fracktail!!!
Spiker: It’s okay, guys. Anyway, question two, what were you guarding in your only game?
Hooktail: I wasn’t guarding anything, I was in my castle chilling out, trying to decide what to eat next, until that plumber came in and made me puke out a candy star!
Spiker: That was the Crystal Star, you know.
Hooktail: Oh, dang it!
Blue: Blueberry muffin?
Hooktail: Yes please, I would love one.
(Hooktail takes a muffin and eats it in one gulp.)
Spiker: You seem to have manners.
Hooktail: Yes, unlike my brothers!
Bonetail: Hey! When you are the Dragon of Darkness, you don’t need manners! Unlike Gloomy, he’s just annoying.
Boo: Taco Bell anyone?
Spiker: Nah, none for me. Del taco is for me!
Light Blue: ...
Spiker: Can’t help with the random distractions!
Light Blue: ...
Spiker: Why are you so silent?!
Blue: ...
Light Blue: ...
Spiker: And we are all very quiet! Anyway, question three, why do you hate crickets?
Hooktail: ‘Cause they sound so bad with their horrible noise!
(Crickets chirp).
Hooktail: See what I mean?!
Spiker: Oh, that. That’s because everyone’s giving me the silent treatment!
Hooktail: Oh yeah? Well then, Boney! Make the bad things go away!
Bonetail: Fine, ‘cause I have the power of the Dark side!
(Bonetail eats the audience and they all get stuck in Bonetail’s ribcage.)
Bonetail: Continue your lovely Interview with my sister!
Spiker: Ain’t lovely here, but question four! What was your special attack?
Hooktail: Trickery! Remember? "Hey Mario, I’ll let you come over here and smell my feet." Can’t believe he fell for it.
Spiker: I picked no on that one-
Bonetail: Well then, YOUR GAME MUST BE DESTROYED!!!
(Bonetail finds Spiker’s game and destroys it.)
Spiker: And yet again, it happens... Audience questions! Bonetail?
Bonetail: SEAT DARKERKOOPA, get out of here!!!
Shady Koopa: I am a Dark Koopa! Just cooler than a purple one! Anyway, how do you three dragons belong to the Shadow Queen?
Hooktail: On three, Boney. One two, three!
Bonetail and Hooktail: *sing-song voice* On Ebay!!!
Spiker: I’ll get one too! How much?
Hooktail: Over 9,000!
Spiker: No Youtube stuff! I thought this was Ebay!
Hooktail: Getting off subject here!
Spiker: SEAT SHADOWQUEEN!!!
Shadow Queen: Do you like working for me?
Hooktail: You bought Gloomtail and Darktail together, so they made me work for you! So no!
Shadow Queen: We will have a talk after this Interview...
Spiker: SEAT KINGKOOPADUDEFROMATVSHOW!!!
King Koopa: Why are you weaker than your brothers?
Hooktail: Ah, the old "The older you are, the tougher you are" trick. My brothers told their boss that trick and she gave them certain power, and for some odd reason, she even made Boney here stronger than herself!
Bonetail: And that, I am proud of! I must be older than her!
Spiker: Well this seemed like a good Interview. Bonetail, you can let everyone but Light Blue and Blue out.
Last Goomba: Yay! I’m wanted-
Spiker: I said everyone else out! Not I need Last Goomba here to help out!
Last Goomba: But if you are planning to keep your interview sidekicks in there, who else will help?
Spiker: Well, I suppose Bonetail can help out!
Blue (from Bonetail): Blueberry muffin?
Bonetail: If I ate you, I ate your muffins, so ha! No muff- Oh wait, never mind...
Blue: Splee!
Spiker: I almost forgot something important! But I forgot again...
Last Goomba: You mean Lemmy in your trap?
Spiker: I meant sending a gift basket to Phantos67 and Iggy, but that will work too!
(Spiker opens a cage door and lets Lemmy out.)
Lemmy: Thanks! I’ll buy you any game for letting me out!
Last Goomba: But didn’t he put you in there in-
Spiker: Um, what he means to say is, get me two and I’ll interview you next Interview! I want New Super Mario Bros. Wii and Another PMTTYD!
Lemmy: Okay! Deal!
Spiker: I guess next Interview will be with the big man. The owner of this whole land! The-
Last Goomba: Okay, I think we get it!
Spiker: END TRANSMISSION!!!
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