(Spiker and his Interview Crew are at an old interview studio.)
Spiker: Allllll Has Been Reeeeveealllled! By finding our old interview studio!
Blue: Good times! Good times...
Last Goomba: Rather-
Spiker: ANYWAY, cutting off Last Goomba here-
Last Goomba: *sniffle* Why me?
Spiker: ‘Cause you, my friend, are a lowly Goomba, duh!
Last Goomba: True, oh so true.
Spiker: Anyway, who shall we interview?
Blue: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Spiker: You plumbers!
Light Blue: Idiots...
Spiker: And thats how I Rick Roll!
Blue: 0_o
Spiker: Anyway, how about Luigi?
Light Blue: Never in this good lifetime of mine!
Spiker: Fine, I’ll barrel roll my dice!
Light Blue: Stop with the Youtube references!
(Spiker "Barrel Rolls" his dice and it lands on Bonetail.)
Spiker: Bonetail it is then!
Blue: Okey dokey, Bonetail! Get in here!
(A huge, skeleton-like dragon walks into the studio.)
Bonetail: *smoke rises out of nowhere* Millions of years ago, before the dusk of time-
Spiker: Yeah yeah, Dark Koopa reference, anyway, question uno, what games did you appear in?
Bonetail: I only appeared in one game, and it was Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
Spiker: Okay, question dos, what boss were you in PMTTYD?
Bonetail: I was more of a secret boss in the game, seeing as you would have to go through 100 pits to reach me.
Spiker: Kool, question errrrm... What is Spanish for three?
Blue: Well it’s-
Spiker: Never mind. Question three! What were your boss stats in the game?
Bonetail: I had 6 attack, 3 defense, and 200 health.
Spiker: Pretty good.
Bonetail: I trained millions of years ago-
Spiker: None of that!
Peppy: Do a barrel roll!
(Spiker does said barrel roll.)
Spiker: -_- Anyway, Question four, what were you guarding?
Bonetail: I was mainly guarding a special badge that allowed you to return any attack back at whoever hit you.
Spiker: That seems like a cool badge. Anyway, question five, how did you get down there? I saw the pits and they seem impossible to get through.
Bonetail: Well, it’s simple, the Shadow Queen took my bones apart and put them back together in the final pit to guard her special badge.
Light Blue: No no no, let me guess, audience questions from Youtube-
Blue: SEAT NEVAGONNAGIVEYAUP!!!
Rick Ashley: There are no strangers to looooove, You know the rules-
Spiker: And so do I- Oh god, I think I fell for the Rick Roll. Anyway, SEAT IWONDERWHATGANONISUPTO!
Link: What do you think of your younger brother Gloomtail? He is in Dark Koopa’s Interviews…
Bonetail: He is okay, should be a little stronger, and if he thinks he is god, I’m Chuck Norris. He does not play god. Playing is for children...
Spiker: It’s a deal, you are a member of our show and you are the security!
Blue: I thought I was the security!
Spiker: Fine, Blue is promoted to interviewer sidekick!
Blue: *Napoleon dynamite voice* Yessssssss.
Spiker: Okay, anyway, SEAT MUHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Bowser: What color was your skin before you were bones? Hook was red and Gloom was black.
Bonetail: Well I was full black, and Gloom had black gray. That was when I had a lot of darkness on my side, ‘til Shadow Queen didn’t like my skin color, so she made me bones with a lot of power.
Spiker: Nice. If I had the power of reviving, I would restore you into a batter "Tail". Speaking of which, Final Q! SEAT DOABARRELROLL!
Peppy Hare: What was your real name before you became Bonetail?
Bonetail: I was named Darktail! Dragon of true darkness!
Spiker: Nicely said, shame you were turned into bones.
Light Blue: Anyway, I think that’s all the time we have here today! See you next time!
After the show…
Spiker: (reading a book) O M G, who ever would have known the easiest way to accomplish something is by thinking?!
Light Blue: -_-’ The Little Engine That Could...
Blue: It’s a great book! He thinks he can and then he knows he can!
Spiker: Anyway, hey Bonetail! How are you doing as new security?
Bonetail: Good, I’ve got some people trying to get in here now! I trapped them in my ribs!
(Lemmy, Mario, Waldo, Carmen Sandiego, and Luigi are trapped in Bonetail.)
Spiker: Okay, let Lemmy, Mario, Waldo, and Carmen out, but keep Luigi in!
Light Blue: Why?
Spiker: I don’t like Luigi butting into my Interviews, duh!
Luigi: Please let me out! I won’t bother you guys about me not being interviewed!
Spiker: Fine, let them all out...
(Bonetail opens his mouth and lets out everyone he captured.)
Spiker: This was a good Interview, I suppose it’s time to END TRANSMISSION!!!
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