(After our… er, protagonists’ latest plothole experience, they land on a high cliff above a beach.)
YTtF: Ugghhh… Where are we?
Iggy: I think it’s… Plack Beach.
YTtF: Plack Beach? OH YEAH, that reminds me, I forgot to update our Interviewer’s Guide to Plit to include BIS!
Iggy: We have one of those?
YTtF: Yeah, I keep it hidden in YMtF’s mohawk.
YMtF: Wait, what?
(YTtF gets the Guide out YMtF’s mohawk, fiddles around with it, and puts it in his pocket.)
YMtF: YOU PUT A VIRTUAL GUIDEBOOK IN MY HAIR?!
YTtF: Pretty much.
YMtF: Why you-
Goomy: Hey, we still exist, you know.
Turbo: Yeah. Besides, what’s that weird thing coming out of the ground?
(Yeah, look at it. It kinda looks like a… plothole?)
YTtF: Hey, I’M the one who makes plotholes around here!
????: Hmph. You are unenlightened. How disappointing.
Dimentio: Hey, who’s there?
????: I exist somewhere near you. You cannot find me, for my presence is invisible to the unenlightened.
Iggy: … Oooookaaayy… Anyway, according to the IGTP, that plothole-like thingy is a Chakroad.
????: Yes! Congratulations, for you are the most enlightened person I have met in quite a long time. As a reward, take this.
(ZAP!)
Iggy: Hey, what did you- WWWHHHOOOAAAA!!!
(His body starts stretching considerably, his hair changes to a green color and to a new hairstyle, his shell color is made lighter with purple edges along the spikes, and he is pretty much changed to his NSMBWii look.)
Iggy: … Woah, look at me! I look awesome!
Kollin: … As much as I hate to admit it, you do. Almost as cool as me.
Iggy: My wand’s power got increased, too! Watch!
(He fires an energy blast at the Chakroad, which starts reacting strangely and sucks everyone into it. Darn.)
Dimentio: Y’know, I’ve actually grown used to this. Uh, I mean, AAGHHHH.
(Anyway, we land in some strange dimensional place.)
YTtF: Not too shabby a journey. actually. We’ve had worse.
Goomy: Hey, anyone else notice that Sammer Guy-ish fatso that’s been beside us this whole time?
End Boss: Oh hey. I’m from last Interview.
YTtF: Yeah, I remember you. Anyway-
????: Welcome.
YMtF: Ok, who the Fire Flower are you?!
Chakron: I’m Chakron. You know me. I created Chakroads, and I used one to get you here, using the enlightened Koopa’s newfound powers.
YTtF: Oh hey, it’s that weirdo from BIS!
Iggy: Uh… sure. Anyway, why did you bring us here?
Chakron: I’d like an Interview.
YMtF: *sigh* Fine. Who are we interviewing with?
YTtF: No one.
YMtF: Wait… so, does this mean… s-s-solo Interview…?
YTtF: Yep. Knock yourself out.
YMtF: YES!!! FREEDOM!!! SWEET FREEDOM!!! YAAAAAAAYYY!!!
(He tries to run away, but can’t escape Chakron’s dimension.)
Chakron: Like I said, I want an Interview. Until I get it, you cannot escape. The unenlightened cannot penetrate this space in any possible way, and thus cannot escape.
YTtF: Fine, let us group huddle.
(They do so.)
Goomy: Ok, obviously, this guy’s nuts.
Turbo: No kidding.
Dimentio: We need to escape, so YTtF and I will try to find a way out using our… powers and stuff. End Boss, keep him busy and interview him to buy time.
EB: Deal!
YTtF: Oh, and narrator, make sure YMtF doesn’t hurt himself too bad.
(We see YMtF huddled in a corner in the fetal position. Ok, fine.)
YTtF: All right, Chakron, you win. End Boss here will interview you. Come on, Dimentio, let’s go make a sandwich or something.
(They vanish offscreen.)
EB: Anyway… uh, who are you, exactly?
Chakron: I am Chakron. I created the Chakroads, and I once was a sage, a guardian of one of the Star Cures.
EB: Ok, next question. Uhhh… What’s up with that pose?
(We see Chakron standing on his head.)
Chakron: This? You see, I adopt this pose to absorb waves of knowledge and energy from the earth, which requires much concentration, and thus I am frozen to this spot.
EB: … You’re boring me already. Anyway, how do you make the Chakroads?
Chakron: It is a complicated process, but let’s say that I used the knowledge I have gathered from space to establish them across the kingdom.
EB: All right, let’s see…
(Meanwhile, Dimentio and YTtF have managed to flip out of the area and into a small section of Chakron’s dimension, and are trying to use their dimensional powers to get out.)
YTtF: Well, nuts or not, he’s good. I can’t figure this out.
Dimentio: Heh. Watch and learn.
(He starts spraying some Demented [by Dimentio, don’t forget!] around the place.)
Dimentio: Try now.
(YTtF starts messing around, and is surprisingly successful.)
YTtF: … Woah. I didn’t know you made cologne with dimension-altering powers.
Dimentio: Yeah… Now, let’s get back to work.
(Back to the Interview…)
EB: … Right. Ok, one more question, and then we’ll go on to the audience questions. Why were you located in Plack Beach?
Chakron: It was a difficult place to access, being on a steep cliff high above the beach. Therefore, the unenlightened, unlike the two mustache men, would not be able to get the Star Cure.
EB: Ok, audience Qs time! Seat… uh, who’s this dude again, guys?
Iggy: Ugh. It’s that stupid chocolate cake nobody likes who keeps stalking us.
Chocolate Bundt: Yep, that’s me. Anyway, are you a stalker or something? I mean, you knew it when Bowser first found a Chakroad, and you also appeared in the ending…
Chakron: I gathered knowledge from the stars above, and I also have free access to the Chakroads. With them, I can know when certain events will happen, see what is going on around the kingdom, and stuff like that.
EB: Seat FRENCHBLOCKMAN.
Broque Monsieur: Allo, Monsieur Squid Feet! What eez it that vous allez in your spare time?
Chakron: Hmph. I am busy. Like I said, I am frozen in this pose, and therefore I cannot do anything but meditate.
EB: You’re weird, French dude, get outta here. Seat BABYELECTRICMOUSE.
Pichu: Why were you entrusted with the Star Cure?
Chakron: I believe it was because of my acquired knowledge.
EB: Last seat! Seat ALIENFUNGUS! … And please put in a translator.
Shroob: Gah. If you weren’t invulnerable, what would your HP be?
Chakron: That I do not know. I imagine that it would be around 1,500 at the least.
(Meanwhile, Dimentio and YTtF have managed to create a rudimentary plothole in the dimenional fabric.)
Dimentio: It’s not big enough… What do we do?
YTtF: I have an idea, but it’s kinda risky. HYAAAHHH!!!
(He fires a blob of dark energy at the plothole, then sucks it all up into the crystal of his wand.)
YTtF: All right, let’s go!
(They flip out.)
EB: And that’s it! Our Interview’s done!
YTtF: Hey! How’s everyone?
Turbo: Fine.
Goomy: Ok, I guess.
Kollin: I can’t really say the same for YMtF though.
(We see him still in the fetal position, mumbling to himself.)
YMtF: Solo… Interview… trapped… *sob*
Iggy: Ok, Chakron, we interviewed you, now let us out.
Chakron: That Interview left me tired. I do not feel like it now.
EB: GRAAHHH!!! PREPARE TO BE POUNDED, YOU LITTLE CHEAT!!!
YTtF: Relax. I prepared a special measure for this. WATCH!!!
(He releases the plothole, which now turns out to be…)
Dimentio: THE VOID?!
YTtF: The only way to travel!
(It sucks everyone up… again. Ah well.)
Chakron: … Woah… Perhaps they are not as unenlightened as they seem…
(In the Void…)
YTtF: Well that was weird.
Goomy: Well, this trip will give us a rest for a while.
YTtF: Yep. Oh, and END TRANSMISSION!
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