Kasira: Ok, so as you know, you don't know much about Shy Guys, but now I will tell you our greatest secrets.

Fred the Mole: And I am going to help. If I can. Which I doubt. But she dragged me down here.

Robo-Chomp: Question, why exactly are you betraying your people?

Kasira: ‘Cause I'm not so into my "people".

Robo-Chomp: Carry on.

Kasira: I plan to.

Robo-Chomp: Pbbtttttt.

Kasira: Pbbbbttttt!

Fred: Quit it, both of you!

Kasira/Robo-Chomp: Hmff...

Kasira: SO ANYWAY... Anyone wanna get us started with some questions?

Goombob: I have a question! Why do you wear masks?

Kasira: We are shy. But the reason for the hood is that we have little furry ears.

(She moves a bit of her hair to reveal small, furry ears.)

Kasira: And we have furry tails. But enough about appearances, onto the IMPORTANT stuff. Like our shrouded culture.

Fred: Who do you guys worship?

Kasira: We worship Moriadiasia, god of secrets. Each year we sacrifice one plumber to him to redeem ourselves.

Frost Spiny: Is that why you hate Mario?

Kasira: No. that is why other Shy Guys and Girls hate him. I hate him because he is a %$#@& # jerk!

Fred: Ok then. So is there any significance in the colors of your hoodie/coat/jacket things?

Kasira: Yep. They are like mood rings for our personality. When we first put one on, it’s white, then it usually changes. Some of us are to boring to change it.

Frost Spiny: What does purple mean?

Kasira: I'm an individual, I'm curious, I love cookies, and I like to flick show-off Frost Spinies.

(FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICKFLICK FLICKFLICKFLICKFLICKFLICK!)

Fred: Uhhh... I think Frost Spiny needs medical attention. So I think we're done now.

Kasira:N ope, not done. Any more questions?

Frost Spiny: Yeah, why did that hurt so badly?

(Kasira cuts the hand covers off her hoodie/jacket/coat.)

Kasira: Hehe. We have claws too!

CherryBomb: What kind of society do you live in?

Kasira: We are a very tribal community. Like I said, we sacrifice people. Actually, some Shy Guys live in grass huts.

Shy Guy: Are you going to get in trouble for revealing this?

Kasira: Yeah, I'll probably get in trouble with the Shy Guy order if they find out. Wait a minute you're, you're, ACK!

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