Audience: Who are y-Gloomer: Shut up. Today I’m interviewing- *reads paper on floor* Nooooooooo…

Morton: HEY EVERYBODY! Woo! I’m who’s going to be interviewed! Or as they say, interviewee. I wonder why they call it that I don’t know does anybody know ‘cause I don’t know I do not.

Gloomer: Morton…

Morton: Whadda ya want?

Gloomer: What games have you been in?

Morton: SMB3 and Super Mario World.

Gloomer: Do you have any powers that are unusual?

Morton: There’s nothing unusual about me no there isn’t unless you count everybody hating me then I would be unusual, maybe. To tell the truth I don’t really know if that counts as unusual because I like everybody evil so who wouldn’t like me ‘cause I’m an awesome person you know? I jus-

Gloomer: (whispering) If it weren’t for security rules you would be out of here by now.

Morton: And that’s why I like to talk.

Gloomer: So, why do you like… noo… wedding… caaa…ke,

Morton: Wedding cake? I love wedding cake! I love it so much I’m going to sing my explanation! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! 
What’s soft and sweet, 
A very good treat, 
It’s good to eat, 
It starts with a C!

(It’s good ‘cause I said so, 
I also think you should know, 
I LOVE IT ‘CAUSE IT’S GOOD!)

Gloomer: Where are my earmuffs? I mean, could you tell us about your childhood?

Morton: You mean like… 3, 4, and 5 years old?

Gloomer: Sure. Knock yourself out.

Morton: I was quiet!

Gloomer: Tell the truth.

Roy: Unfortunately, he’s right.

Morton: Yep.

Gloomer: Then why aren’t you today?

Morton: Because of the wedding incident.

Gloomer: Is that when you had your first piece of wedding cake?

Morton: YES! It was so delicious, I’m gonna sing again!

(What’s soft and sweet, 
A very good treat, 
It’s good to eat, 
It’s got a C!)

(It’s good ‘cause I said so, 
I also think you should know, 
YOU LOVE AND KNOW YOU SHOULD!)

(What’s soft and sweet, 
A very good treat, 
It’s good to eat, 
What’s got no vitamin C?)

(It’s good ‘cause I said so, 
I also think you should know, 
IT’S THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!)

Gloomer: Please stop.

Morton: Ok.

Gloomer: Audience question time! You in seat IMMAFIRENMAHLAZAR!

Goombella: What can your wand do?

Morton: Just about anything!

Goombella: Cool!

Gloomer: You, in seat Ineedtolosewheight.

Robotic Operating Buddy (AKA R.O.B.): Can your wand do this? IMMAFIRENMAHLAZAR! bAaAaAaAa-

Gloomer: SECURITY!

R.O.B.: I’ll get you for this Gloomer!

(R.O.B. runs away.)

Gloomer: That’s about all the time we have! See ya!

(TRANSMISSION ENDED!!!)

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