Lemmy Koopa: Correction! This is LEMMY’S Interview Show! And don’t you forget it!Ab: Uh, yeah. Anyway, today Mana and I will be interviewing, Doopliss!
Mana O. Koopa: You can come in now, Doopliss!
(Doopliss floats in and sits down.)
Doopliss: Good to be here, Slick!
Mana: How are you?
Doopliss: Great! I just love being interviewed! Beats being bored!
Ab: Hi Doopliss! Can I get your autograph?
Doopliss: Of course!
Cameraman Boo: It’ll have to wait until after the show, guys!
Ab: Fine! First question, why did you steal Mario’s form?
Doopliss: Well, why not? I was bored, what do you expect!
Ab: But he’s so fat...
Mario: I’m not-a fat! I-a just lost-a two pounds-a!
Ab: Quiet, Mario!
Mario: *sniff…*
Doopliss: Well, I guess I’ve always been a little curious what it would be like to be the great hero of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Ab: Seriously?!
Mana: So, what WAS it like?
Doopliss: It was… weird.
Ab: …
Mana: ???
Doopliss: … What?
Ab: Umm… Okay, Can you define ‘weird’?
Doopliss: Do I have to, Slick?
Ab: I guess not… Mana, you can ask the next question.
Mana: Okay! Doopliss, why did you turn the people of Twilight Town into pigs?
Doopliss: I thought it would be funny.
Ab: All right, now, why do you wear that sheet all time?
Doopliss: Believe it or not, being a ghost and all, normal people can’t see me.
Ab: Yes? And?
Doopliss: Well, if people can’t see me, then how am I supposed to scare them? With this sheet, I can REALLY scare them MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ab: Uhh… Okay then…
Mana: Why did you join the Shadow Sirens?
Doopliss: ‘Cause I was bored! You should know that by now! Plus they looked cool.
Ab: And for our last question; what are your stats?
Doopliss: Well Slick, when Mario first fought me in Twilight Town, my max HP was 40, my attack was 4, and my defense was 0.
Mana: What about later, at the Palace of Shadows?
Doopliss: Okay, so at the Palace of Shadow, my HP was 40, my attack was 6, and my defense was 0.
Ab: And now it’s time for audience questions! Seat CHEESEANDPASTA!
Mario: You stole my-a form, you-a jerk!
Ab: Ask a question!
Mario: Fine! What’s with the-a pointy hat-a?
Doopliss: I just had a birthday not long ago. I decided I liked this hat and wanted to keep wearing it.
Mana: Seat BLACKANDWHITE!
Ash B. Koopa: What’s your favorite movie?
Dooplis: My favorite movie, huh… I’d have to say Beetlejuice.
Iggy Koopa: So, did you ever make up with the people of Twilight Town?
Doopliss: Yep, and now they’re my adoring fans!
Iggy: Do you ev-
Ab: Iggy, you’ve already asked a question!
Iggy: Well can I ask another one?
Ab: Uh… I guess.
Iggy: Okay. Doopliss, do you ever get the urge to turn the people of Twilight Town into pigs or any other kind of animal anymore?
Doopliss: Only when nobody expects me to…
Ab: Okay, that’s all for today!
Mana: Goodbye everyone!
Ab: And don’t forget to come to our next Interview! In conclusion, I am Ab Koopa.
Mana: And I am Mana O. Koopa!
Both: END TRANSMISSION!
Ab: Can I have your autograph, now?
Doopliss: Sure!
(Doopliss writes down his autograph on a peace of scrap paper and gives it to Ab Koopa.)
Ab: Sweet! I’ve got Doopliss’ autograph!
(Ab Koopa does a victory pose.)
Doopliss: Uhh… Okay…
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