Backstage...
Ash: Okay, is everyone ready?
Karen: We don't want anything to ruin this interview!
Cameraman Boo: I just refilled the tape today, so we should be fine!
Ash: Good. All right! I think we're ready to start the show!
(Ash and Karen go onstage.)
Ash: Hello, everyone, and welcome to our second Interview!
Karen: Today Ash and I will be interviewing Yoshi! Come on out, Yoshi!
(The audience cheers as Yoshi comes onstage.)
Yoshi: Ooh, Yoshi so glad to be here!
Ash: Well let's just cut to the chase! So Yoshi, tell us, who out of the Mario Brothers do you like better?
Yoshi: Oh, don't be mad, Yoshi can't tell! Yoshi like both Marios lots!
Karen: Okay, um, then can you tell us if there has ever been a time when you have disliked the Mario Bros?
Yoshi: Well, there was one time in Yoshi's Safai when Mario hit Yoshi in head with ball!
Karen: Ouch! Did that hurt?
Yoshi: Yes! Yes! Hurt Yoshi very much!
Karen: Huh... Well, next question! Tell us, since we aren't all Yoshis, could you tell us how Yoshi fruit tastes? I'm sure everyone is a bit curious!
Yoshi: Ooo!! Yummy fruit taste so good, like different fruit all together! So juicy and different colors! But mostly red!
Karen: That sounds so good...
Ash: Yes, yes, next question; now, where were you born, Yoshi?
Yoshi: Yoshi was born in small village on Yoshi's Island, but Yoshi was taken away by mean Koopas, but Mario found Yoshi and Yoshi hatched when Mario found Yoshi.
Ash: Interesting.
Karen: Wow, was that all in one sentence? Well that was three questions, so should we go to audience questions?
Ash: I guess... Hmm, seat CHEESE!
Karen: What an odd name!
Mario: CHEESE!!!
Ash: Mario, ask a question or we're going to have to call security.
Mario: When did I-a hit you-a in the-a head with a ball-a?
Yoshi: Yoshi thought Mario did!
Karen: Seat PLANT!
Petey Piranha: Does Yoshi taste good? Heh, heh!
Larry: Petey, what did I tell you? Don't eat the interviewee until AFTER the show!
Petey Piranha: Aww!
Yoshi: Yoshi don't know, do Piranha Plant taste good?
Petey Piranha: ... Um... I dunno.
Ash: Seat HEAT!
Bowser: If things were MY way, you'd still be in that egg!
Ash: Questions, not statements, Bowser.
Bowser: Darn! Okay, er, what do you think of fire?
Yoshi: Yoshi not like fire because fire very hot and burn Yoshi!
Ash: Okay, that concludes our Interview, today!
Karen: Good night, everyone!
Both: END TRANSMISSION!
Karen: Well, that wasn't as bad as last time!
Ash: Yeah! We didn't run out of tape! That's good!
Cameraman Boo: Right on!
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