Ash Koopa: Hello, everyone, and welcome to-
Karen C. Koopa: Ash and Karen Koopa’s Iinterview Show!
Ash: Uhh, Karen, you don’t have to finish my sentence like that.
Karen: Sorry, Honey!
Ash: Anyway, this is our first Interview so try to be a good audience for us! Today we will be interviewing Mario’s fearful brother; Luigi!
(Luigi walks onstage and the audience applauds him.)
Luigi Mario: Wow, this is a first! Usually they just throw tomatoes at me!
(A tomato hits Luigi in the chest.)
Luigi: Oww, WHO DID THAT?!
Larry Koopa: Oops, must have slipped! *snicker*
Ash: ANYWAY,
Karen: It’s time to start the Interview!
Ash: I told you not to do that!
Karen: Sorry, force of habit!
Ash: Okay, Luigi, for the first question, we would like to ask you to tell us how you feel about your brother starring in more games than you.
Cameraman Boo: Guys?
Ash: Not now.
Cameraman Boo: But! The ta-
Ash: I said now NOW! Luigi! Continue!
Luigi: Well, it makes me sad and a little angry that Mario is in more games than me, but we are brothers, so what do you expect? But I had my time to shine in the game Mario is Missing.
Karen: But that’s just one game!
Luigi: Well there were other games I starred in, like Luigi’s Mansion!
Karen: Oh… Well it’s my turn to ask a question now! *turns paper* Okay, now tell us, how did you feel when you realized that the mansion was haunted?
Luigi: I was scared and a little irritated!
Karen: Irritated? How’s that?
Luigi: Well, how would YOU feel if you spent 700,000 coins on a mansion only to find out it was haunted?
Ash: I thought you won it in the lottery, or someone gave it to you in the mail!
Luigi: Oh… I must be thinking of something else!
Ash: I se-
Luigi: Who are you?
Ash: Didn’t you look at the title befor the Interview started?
Luigi: No.
Cameraman Boo: Uhh, guys?
Ash: WHAT?!
Cameraman Boo: Um, you’ve only asked two questions and we’re running out of tape!
Ash: WHAT?! Why didn’t you tell me?!
Cameraman Boo: I tried but you wo-
Ash: Be quiet! Karen! Let’s hurry up with this!
Karen: Okay!
Ash: Next question! What’s your favori-
Karen: What’s you favorite color?
Ash: KAREN!!!
Karen: Sorry! Sorry!
Luigi: Well, I’d have to say orange.
Karen: Orange? Why not green?
Luigi: People think just because I have green overalls, that I like the color green! At first I wanted my overalls to be orange but Nintendo thought that because Mario’s overalls were red we’d look too much alike and players would get confused.
Ash: Oh. So, out of all the colors in the world that Nintendo could come up with, why green?
Luigi: In truth, it was all Toad’s idea.
Ash: Toad? Why would Nintendo listen to him?
Luigi: Like I know!
Toad: No one understands me… *sniff…*
Ash: Shut it, Toad!
Cameraman Boo: GUYS! The tape!
Ash: All right, it’s time for audience questions! Seat IAMFRAIDOFMYOWNSHADOW! Phew! What a mouthful!
Waluigi: What are you afraid of?
Luigi: You.
Waluigi: Me too!
Karen: Seat BURNBABYBURN!
Vivian: Who do you like better: Peach or Daisy?
Luigi: Peach.
Daisy: WHAT?!
Ash: Hey! Don’t talk until you’re called! Seat ILOVEFRUIT.
Yoshi: What do Luigi think of Yoshi?
Luigi: Honestly, I don’t like you.
Yoshi: Whaaa!
Karen: Seat NOBODYLIKESMEBECAUSEIREPLACEMYSIBLINGSINTHEGAME!
Bowser Koopa Jr: Do you like me?
Luigi: No.
Bowser Jr: Whaaaaaaaa!!!
Ash: Seat IHAVEFLURY!
Fawful: I HAVE FURY!!!
Ash: SECURITY!
(Roy and Nick run in with teasers and shock Fawful multiple times.)
Nick Koopa: I LOVE this job!!!
Roy koopa: Say, Nick, wanna taser more people for the fun of it?
Nick: Sure!
(Roy and Nick go off on a taser rampage, killing billions!)
Ash: Um, okay… Well that’s the end of the Interview! And don’t forget to come to our next one!
Karen: Can I say it?
Ash: Oh, fine!
Karen: Yay! END TRANSMISSION!
Fawful: Oww… My head…
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