(The camera starts with a picture of Rice Krispies, which soon get eaten by a light blue Yoshi.)
Cyan Yoshi: Well, Ckday, what should we do today?
Ckday: Hmmm… we went out learning the trajectory it would take to throw a pig to scare a dog into running a mile yesterday…
Random Audience that’s here despite the fact that Ckday doesn’t have an interview show: Huh?
Ckday: We’ve already found the quantum contaminants of a chicken…
Random Audience: Huh-er?
Ckday: I’ve got it! Yoshi, why don’t we go start an interview show?
Yoshi: Sure! Who should we interview first?
Ckday: I think I have an idea…
(Later, namely 36 ½ of a ¼ hours later…)
Ckday: Welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interv-
(Ckday lights Lemmy on fire with a Fire Flower.)
Lemmy: HOT! HOT!
(Lemmy dunks himself in water.)
Ckday: He doesn’t know what I did to the water…
Lemmy: HOT! HOT! DOUBLE HOT!
Ckday: Blue-colored lava. Heh heh.
(Lemmy dunks in more water, jumps out again on fire, and this repeats multiple times as the lava gets hotter.)
Ckday: As I was saying, welcome to Ckday’s Interview Show! Here we are on scenic Isle Delfino in Delfino Plaza, next to the good ol’ Delfino Statue. Here’s our first interviewee, give it up for Yoshi!
(Yoshi steps out onstage.)
Yoshi: Hi. It’s an honor to be here.
Ckday: First question. Do all Yoshis have bad grammar?
Yoshi: Well, some do, some don’t. I don’t, but the Yoshi from the Super Mario World Show did.
Ckday: Next question. A dinosaur in the final Super Mario World Show episode, Mama Luigi, called the Yoshi a “Yoshisaurus”. Is this the scientific name or anything?
Yoshi: No. The dinosaur was a moron.
Everyone but that dinosaur: Oh, burn!
Dinosaur: Well… Shut up!
Ckday: Hey! That’s one of two recurring gags in one of my FF-in-progresses! Not here! Get out!
(The dinosaur sadly leaves.)
Ckday: Next question. In Paper Mario, Lavalava Island was inhabited by Yoshis. Does this mean that Yoshi’s Island is really Lavalava Island, vice versa, or what?
Yoshi: Lavalava Island is just another place Yoshis inhabit.
Ckday: Ah. Last question before audience questions. In Super Mario RPG, instead of Yoshis, there are Yo’sters. What is the real name, Yoshis or Yo’sters?
Yoshi: Actually, Yoshi is the species name. Yo’ster is a subspecies. Kinda like dogs are a subspecies of wolf.
Ckday: Okay, then. Seat IWASINSUPERMARIORPGANDIWASFORGOTTENBYNINTENDOBUT
IWASPRETTYRUDEANDWRONGINTHEHEAD. Woah. Big seat name.
Boshi: -
Ckday: Why are you asking a question, anyway?
Boshi: Um… because?
Ckday: Good enough.
Boshi: Since in order to get to Yo’ster’s Isle you had to go through the Pipe Vault, does that mean that the Pipe Vault is part of Yo’ster’s Isle?
Yoshi: No, it was built as a means of transportation there. But they didn’t know that there was a bridge.
Ckday: Seat NOBODYREADSMYSTUFF.
Shady Parakoopa: Why do you eat Mario enemies?
Yoshi: We actually really don’t like to; it’s just a defense reflex.
Ckday: Seat ALETTER.
A: -
Ckday: A! You aren’t supposed to appear until I post my upcoming FF, A! Leave!
(A walks out the door and goes to Burger King.)
Ckday: Seat WOAH.DIDN’TSEETHATCOMING.
Johnny Test: Do you like people riding on your backs?
Yoshi: Absolutely! It helps others, it gives us a warm fuzzy feeling, and it gives us a back massage!
Ckday: Lemmy, when you’re done jumping into pools of lava, could you get rid of Johnny Test?
Lemmy (on fire): Sure. HOT!
Ckday: Last question. Seat IWASTHATHAMMERBROWHOHOSTEDTHATQUIZSHOWAFTERCHAPTER5INTHEPEACHSEGMENT.
The Hammer Bro who hosted that one quiz show after chapter 5 in Paper Mario: Do you enjoy the taste of any Mario enemy you taste?
Yoshi: Actually, it doesn’t taste bad, but doesn’t taste great either. We wouldn’t do it because we like the taste, though.
The Hammer Bro: Whew…
Ckday: That’s all the time we have, folks. See you next time on Ckday’s Interview Show! Goodbye.
(Just then a train crashes through the room and crushes half the audience. Then a Sledge Bro runs in and trips, sending everyone flying.)
Ckday: Well, we have a recurring gag now. *lands*
Yoshi: Yep.
Ckday: Say, Bro–
Audience: *gasp*
Ckday: Yes, he’s my brother. Anyways, want to join my crew?
Yoshi: Sure, Bro.
Ckday: Sweet. And our next Interview will be at–
(Sorry, but we can’t show you this location. Well, we just can’t show Lemmy’s Land tourists; we want to surprise you.)
Ckday: Well, I’ll say the first ending phrase.
Yoshi: Okay, and… Go!
Ckday: GO, YOSHI!
Lemmy (not burning anymore): What?
Ckday: That’s all I could come up with.
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