Apprentice: Welcome to studio number... 27! I would also like to welcome my lovely assistant, Medi Guy!
Medi Guy: Hello everyone!
Apprentice: Now to welcome our interviewee, Boo!
Audience: Hooray! Yeah! Woo!
Boo: Thank you, thank you, you’re all too kind and BOO! Audience: Waaaa! Apprentice: So let's get to it. Boo, you’re a ghost, correct? Boo: ... Obviously. Medi Guy: Why do you like to scare people? Boo: Since all Boos are ghosts, we are not physical. Therefore, some of us have trouble picking up objects. So we have nothing else to do. Apprentice: Fascinating. Countdown: DING DING DING! Boo: Huh? Apprentice: Thank you, Countdown. That ringing means it is time for questions from the audience. Toad (rushing in with a large box): Sir! Your order came in! I've got the package you ordered! Apprentice: Ah yes! The big wheel I ordered. Medi Guy: Big wheel? Apprentice: Yes! Wheels are a must for interviewers! Some call it a wheel of pain or wheel of woe, I call mine, The Wheel of Time! It will tell us how many questions the audience gets to ask us. Boo: Um, hello. Apprentice: Ah yes, the white, round thing. Medi Guy: I will spin The Wheel of Time! spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin clack! Audience: 4!!! Apprentice: Okay, seat number 27! Yoshi: Why do you follow King Boo? Boo: He is bigger than most Boos and has a crown. Medi Guy: Seat 99. Mario: Potatoes! Apprentice: Let me ge- Mario: Kumquats! Apprentice: Shut up! Mario: ... Audience (the half that isn't deaf): Owww! Apprentice: Sorry. Let me get my idiot translator Mario (with the translator on): Do Anuboos follow under the rule of King Boo? Boo: No. They aren't even Boos. Medi Guy: Seat number 116. Toad: How come you didn't tip me? Apprentice: Fine. He goes to the audience and tips Toad over. Toad: Owww! Apprentice: Seat 35 Birdo: Earlier you said you have nothing else to do but scare people. Do you find it fun? Boo: Sort of. We mainly do it because it is entertaining. The faces that some people make can also be really funny. Medi Guy: Seat number 12. Iggy: Why do Boos prefer the dark? Boo: Because some people get very edgy in the dark and it is a lot easier to scare them. Also, it is harder to see in the dark so even if we have bad hiding places, we still can't be seen. Medi Guy: Seat number 47. Hammer Bro: You make a lot of people scream, right? If that is true, then wouldn't you have impaired hearing? Boo: Yes. Us Boos are around a lot of screaming people so our hearing isn't as good as it should be. But after a while you can just tone out the screaming and look at the faces people make. Apprentice: Final question. Boo, how about you pick the number? Boo: Ok. Seat 65 Luigi: Are Boos afraid of anything? Boo: Yes. We fear two things, the Poltergust 3000 and King Boo. Apprentice: Well, that's just about all the time we have for today, so see you next week, when I interview Doopliss. Great fun. Director Guy: We still have three minutes left. Apprentice: Not if I destroy the camera! Bundit! Get your butt in here and crush that camera! Bundit: Ok! (He destroys the camera.) End Transmission! Whoops! You're not logged in!
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