Kody: Right... So the next character on my list is Boomboxer... And seeing as I'm currently one, I know all the answers already, so there will be no Interview. Sorry.
Audience: Aww...
Parakarry: Delivery!
(Parakarry drops a big, wooden crate.)
Kody: Did I order something?
(Kody opens the box and rolls out Jasper and Boosly.)
Kody: Who are you?
Boosly: BOO!
Kody: Um?
Jasper: Sorry, he thinks he is still scary. We got assigned an interviewing job. Are you Kuh-odie?
Kody: Yes, I am Kody. You two are interviewing me about Boomboxers.
Boosly: Ok!
Jasper: Let's start off. So how did your ears become speakers? I mean, come on, how would you hear with those things?
Amaury: Wait! I thought you said the Interview wasn't going ahead!
Kody: I lied, plain and simple. Oh, and to answer your question, Jasper, our ears are big like this so we contain the bass they produce. The bass helps amplify the power of our music. It's awesome, y'see.
Jasper: That doesn't answer my question...
Kody: Oops... Sorry, wrong answer, heh. Our ears have always been speakers, that's why we're called Boomboxers, right?
Boosly: Ok, and why do you attack with them?
Kody: Because it's powerful! Soundwaves are cool and pack a devastating punch.
Jasper: So you'd attack anyone you want because your soundwaves are powerful...? Uh...
Kody: Feh, well actually, I'd attack generally anybody that angers me; they get the full blast of my power.
(Jasper pokes Kody with his wand.)
Kody: FEEL MY WRATH!
(Kody shoots soundwaves at Jasper.)
Boosly: Can you hear me?
Jasper: WHAT? YOU SEE A BEE?
Boosly: Ok then. Why do you Boomboxers wear shorts and no shirts?
Kody: Our skin is slightly thermal, so we can take average to below normal temperatures. The shorts, well, you can gather why we wear those...
Boosly: Err... yes. Why are your limbs so thin?
Kody: It's just the way we are. However, they're lithe and well-knit in frame so we can use them effectively.
Jasper: WHAT DID THE LAD SAY? HE WEARS SKORTS?
Boosly: Ignore him. So why do you have to use your arms to support your head?
Kody: Sometimes we get a bit dizzy from sending out attacks, so we hold our head upright to make sure we don't fall over. Our heads aren't that heavy, mind you.
Jasper: DID YOU SAY YOU'RE HEFF T?
Heff. T: *BURP* Erm, no, that's me.
Boosly: Well I am out of questions. Time for the audience! SEAT I GET TO BE IN ANOTHER GAME!
Fawful: Listen to me, you finkrat. Why are you guys always smiling?
Kody: I could ask you the same question. But I won't, because I wouldn't understand the answer. Boomboxers are smiling because they enjoy what they do. Only if they're hit by something do they frown.
Jasper: I can hear again! Uh... Audience questions already? Ok. Seat 6.
Wendy: Why are you so affected by bombs?
Kody: Despite enjoying heavy music, if there's something too loud nearby, like an explosion or something, then we become immobilized for a short period of time. Our earlobes are sensitive from all the music we play.
Boosly: Seat I <3 MY ALTER EGO.
Luigi: I forget. Do my super jumps hurt you?
Kody: ... Despite that not being too relevant, I'll answer that. Since Boomboxers have no defense points, of course. And don't you da-
(Luigi goes to Super Jump Kody but Kody blasts him away.)
Kody: -re try that.
Luigi: Ouch-a... So much for that...
Jasper: Seat UNBLINKING.
Red I: How come Blastboxers can attack twice in a row, and faster than normal Boomboxers?
Kody: Blastboxers were mutated slightly by Count Bleck.
Red I: But I saw some in the Pit of 100 Trials...
Kody: Must be coincidence. And it's pretty weird to see an eyeball talking to me...
Boosly: Oh, before we leave, I would like to define the word Skort.
Kody: Can you? When Jasper said that I was confused.
Boosly: S-court n. Skirt in the front, shorts in the back
Kody: I DO NOT WEAR SKORTS!
(Kody starts shooting soundwaves.)
Jasper: Run to the crate!
(Jasper and Boosly package themselves in the crate.)
Kody: END TRANSMISSION!
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