Bandy Andy: Why are you still here?
Kody: Dunno.
Bandy Andy: Is that a mini trampoline?
Sproing-Oing: No, I'm a Sproing-Oing.
Kody: Let's interview him.
Bandy Andy: Only if you give me candy.
Kody: I can't give you candy, but I will buy you a videogame.
Bandy Andy: Which one?
Kody: I'll tell you after the Interview.
Bandy Andy: Bah. Fine. Sproing-Oing, why do you bounce so much?
Sproing-Oing: Because we are living springs. Duh.
Bandy Andy: Kody, ask a question. Or else.
Kody: Or else what?
Bandy Andy: I'll eat this banana.
Goomba: NOOOO! YOU INHUMAN BEING! HOW COULD YOU HURT SUCH A POOR, DEFENSELESS FRUIT?!
Kody: It's an evil banana, so I don't care. I hate evil fruit.
(Bandy Andy eats the banana.)
Goomba: YOU MONSTER!
Kody: Shut up. And I'll ask a question anyway. Sproing-Oing, why do you split up into three mini Sproings when hit?
Sproing-Oing: Lightspeed mitosis.
Kody: I asked why, not how.
Sproing-Oing: So we have a better chance of getting away!
Kody: So you're cowards?
Sproing-Oing: ... Yes. We don't like fighting.
Kody: Bah, what is with all you peaceful minions? You're called enemies for a reason, you know.
Sproing-Oing: That's just discrimination on Nintendo's part.
Bandy Andy: How are there Zoing-Oings?
Sproing-Oing: They ran-
Kody: -Into magical paint, we know.
Sproing-Oing: Actually, they ran into a Magikoopa who used magic on them to make them. Also, it was a good Magikooopa, not one of Bowser’s minions.
Bandy Andy: Kody, you may ask a question.
Kody: Why are you being so polite?
(Bandy Andy gestures with his hand. Behind him is Gloomtail.)
Gloomtail: Why am I here? I do not wish to be here.
(Gloomtail leaves.)
Lemmy: Whew.
Bandy Andy: Well that was a waste of time.
Kody: Truly. What about Boing-Oings?
Sproing-Oing: Boing-Oings prefer low gravity areas. They and Zoing-Oings are peaceful like us. But Boing-Oings can't jump as high as us.
Kody: And how come Boing-Oings can't jump higher? They’re in low gravity.
Sproing-Oing: They don't normally have as high a bounce as we do.
Kody: Strange, they seemed to bounce as high as you guys did in the Pit of 100 Trials.
Sproing-Oing: They actually made an effort to jump as high as they could, while we lesser forms just lazed about, so it's nothing to get angry about.
Bandy Andy: How do you hurt Mario when you touch him?
Sproing-Oing: Because our springs are covered with a bunch of tiny spikes.
Pink: Do you-
Bandy Andy: No.
Pink: Aww...
Kody: Ha.
Bandy Andy: No.
Sproing-Oing: Ask a question!
Bandy Andy: Surprise! I want pie.
Kody: Shh. It's the ice cream man.
Bandy Andy: No. *in Mario's voice* It's the princess!
Kody: *in Luigi's voice* She's not coming down!
Bandy Andy: (to Sproing-Oing) This didn't happen.
Sproing-Oing: Okay.
Bandy Andy: Don't you ever get tired of bouncing?
Sproing-Oing: No, we are half machine, half living organism. We don't get tired because our springs are mechanical.
Kody: How come sometimes you're game overed automatically before you can split?
Sproing-Oing: If we get too much damage, well then that's it for us. Can't do much of anything.
Kody: And about the little ones... Why do they bounce more frequently than regular-sized Sproing-Oings?
Sproing-Oing: Same energy and metabolism stored in a smaller package.
Kody: Not understanding that, but I doubt I'll understand the explanation about that, too, so let's keep going. If you're hit by a non-jump attack, why do you not separate?
Sproing-Oing: We split vertically when separating. If we get hammered, yes we split when that happens, if it doesn't kill us automatically.
Kody: All right. Say, why do we keep using Dark Koopa's gags?
Bandy Andy: Because we can.
Dark Koopa: No.
Bandy Andy: Yes.
Dark Koopa: No.
Bandy Andy: No.
Dark Koopa: Yes.
Bandy Andy: I'm wrong and you're right.
Dark Koopa: And don't forget it!
(Dark Koopa stomps off.)
Kody: Another one?
Bandy Andy: No. Sproing-Oing, how did the Boing-Oings get into space anyway?
Sproing-Oing: Well, they went up to the peak of a mountain, and started bouncing: On top of Sproing-Oings. Well, they bounced so high they flew into the sky. Hey, that rhymed!
Kody: Don't rhyme!
Sproing-Oing: Why?
Kody: I hate rhyming. Except when I do it. Oh, and you remind me of Spinia for some reason.
Sproing-Oing: Why? Again?
Kody: Because they're made of rings, and you look similar.
Sproing-Oing: Okay.
Spinia: I don't like being compared.
Rigel: Okay. You're the ugliest thing ever, and nothing compares to you.
(The Spinia spins off crying.)
Kody: That was heartless.
Rigel: Exactly. I don't like Spinias.
Bandy Andy: Who're you?
Kody: He's an Elite Wizzerd I hired to be part of my crew. Anyway, do the mini Sproings turn into Sproing-Oings again?
Sproing-Oing: Yes, but it takes a little while.
Bandy Andy: I command that we do audience questions now.
Kody: Sure. Seat BANANAS.
Bandy Andy: Bananas? What happened to numbers?
Goomba: It's because it's my seat! Why are Boing-Oings different colors?
Sproing-Oing: Because, being on the moon changed their colors up a bit.
Bandy Andy: Seat THE MOST AWESOME GUY EVER.
Kody: You can't call your own seat.
Bandy Andy: Curses! Seat I'M NOT REALLY AN IDIOT, BUT LEMMY HATES MY GUTS.
Mario: Why-a do you-a-
Kody: No.
Mario: Aww...
Dark Koopa: How dare you steal my seat?
Bandy Andy: Uhh... It wasn't my seat, I swear.
Dark Koopa: Okay.
Bandy Andy: And I dunno how you got back here, but I don't really care right now. Seat-
Kody: No. We're going back to numbers, it's easier that way. Seat 45.
Bandy Andy: Grrr...
Baseball Boy: Don't you have legs?
Sproing-Oing: Don't need any.
Baseball Boy: Then how do you remain stable when landing?
Sproing-Oing: We're stretchy creatures, and we can stick to any surface if we need to.
Bandy Andy: *grumble...* Seat 345.
Spike Top: How come you don't try sticking from a ceiling if you can stick to any surface?
Sproing-Oing: Uh... Because we don't like sticking from a ceiling?
Bandy Andy: I can see why. Who would want to hang from the ceiling?
Swooper: Me!
Kody: No.
Swooper: Aww...
Bandy Andy: Do you want to finish up now?
Just then a candy car crashes into the camera.
Bandy Andy: I'm having deja vu right now.
Kody: And the camera is-
[Transmission ended]
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