Wierdal: Welcome one and all to the first fabulous episode of Persnickety Details. I’m your host, Wierdal Koopa, and today we will be having a special episode as we interview Steven Shy Guy
Steven: Thank you, and no, I am not some guy picked off the street, I’m just cleared by General Shy Guy to spill certain Shy Guy secrets.
Wierdal: Then for our first question: Just how many types of Shy Guys are there?
Steven: … Would like this show to go two hours overtime? A lot. Technically infinite. We Shy Guys are able to wield just about any kind of weapon. And thus there is one type for every weapon in the Mushroom Kingdom. Also we can undergo incredible physical change, thereby allowing even more types.
Wierdal: Ooookay, then for our next question. What do you look like underneath your robes and masks?
Steven: Well… We ---- ----- ----- ------ --- ---- ---------- --------- -- --- --------- -- ------, -----, -------, ------, ------ ---- --------.
Wierdal: I’m sorry, didn’t catch that. Could you please repeat?
Steven: *sigh* No, despite my permissions, the eternal lock is still holding…
Wierdal: Ooookay, new second question: What is this “eternal lock”?
Steven: The eternal lock is something like a taboo on a piece of information, only enforced with magic. Only two eternal locks have ever been placed. One is on our appearance, that caused us all to suddenly find ourselves wearing these cloaks and masks. We’re even born with them now. And another eternal lock was placed on our heritage.
Wierdal: Well… that scraps questions five and six… Then question three. Why do you live in the Shy Guy Toy Box?
Steven: Well… long ago, our ancestors received a message saying that a thousand years of war would break out and the only way to survive was to escape to another place. And being the incredibly innocent people we were, not only did we believe them, but we turned the community toy box into our kingdom.
Wierdal: Kay, time for audience questions, as someone was stupid enough to not make a question four. Seat 10.
Yoshi: Yoshi?
Wierdal: *sigh* Translator!
Translator: Yoshi? (How and what do you eat?)
Steven: Well, we eat food like any of you eat: Mushrooms, pasta, other foods. And it just shrinks in order to fit through the mouth hole in our masks.
Wierdal: Seat 303!
Goomba: Can you take off your mask? And if so, what do you look like underneath?
Steven: Yes, we can take off our masks. But when we do, light bends around us, making us invisible. It also blinds us, so we find it easier to wear the masks.
Wierdal: And last but not least, seat 123.
Bowser Jr: Who did you prefer working for, Wart or Bowser?
Steven: Bowser, hands down. Wart was way too uptight. We never even had a holiday with him in control.
Wierdal: And that ends the first episode of Persnickety Details. And may I finish with a hearty: KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEeee… WHAT! A wedding cake?! Guess my magic still needs some brushing up… Well, end transmission…
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