G BLOOP AND YOUR MII THE FOURTH interview SHROID
 
By Your Twin the Fourth and Phantos67

(One evening G Bloop is chatting on Facebook, when all of a sudden, a flash of light blinds her.)

G Bloop: What the... Wait... Where am I?

Seth the Toad: Toad Town. Where did you come from?

G Bloop: ... My room.

(Another flash of light!)

Your Mii the Fourth: WHAT THE?! This ain't the Mii Plaza!

Seth the Toad: It’s Toad Town. Where did you come from?

YMtF and G Bloop: Okay, stop it.

Seth: Well sorry for being on this planet.

G Bloop: Wait. If I'm here, I might as well do something. And I am in the middle of nowher-

Seth: You're in Toadtown! A thriving community!

G Bloop: It looks like a dump to me. Anyways, want to be my interviewee?

YMtF: I might as well join in too, how about it?

Seth: You insult my town, waste my time, and ask for me to be your interviewee?! NO!

(Seth the Toad walks off. G Bloop and YMtF are just standing there watching him leave, when...)

(BOOM!)

G Bloop: Watch out!

(A giant spiked ball with the letter "M" is falling toward the two. The two dodge.)

G Bloop: Woah, that was close. Where did that come from?

YMtF: *coughcoughSHROOBMOTHERSHIPHOVERINGABOVEUScoughcough*

G Bloop: Thanks, Mr. Sarcasm.

Shroids: WE COME TO CONQUER TOAD TOWN. NO RESISTANCE IS NEEDED.

YMtF: Eh.

(He pulls out a golden Wiimote from his pocket and shoots laser beams, destroying all but one Shroid.)

YMtF: You guys are wimps.

G Bloop: Agreed. Wait... Didn't you invade the Mushroom Kingdom in the past?

Shroid: *&^%##%%^&*!

G Bloop: Oh yes, my pocket translator.

(G Bloop gets out a small translator and places it on the Shroid's head)

G Bloop: Please repeat what you said.

Shroid: Fine. I said "We've never invaded Plit before."

YMtF: Then that means... we are in the past?

G Bloop: Sure seems that way... Well, that's it. I'm grilling you. Well, that Mii over there can start.

YMtF: Fine. What are you made of?

Shroid: Duh. I’m a robot, so metal. And other stuff, like lasers and other Shroob thingamajigs.

G Bloop: Where do you get that spiked ball? ‘Cause that annoys me to no end whenever I play the game.

Shroid: ... Game?

G Bloop: Never mind that, where'd you get 'em?

Shroid: Oh, we have a laser that enlarges things. So we just enlarged that giant spiked ball and picked it up and threw it.

YMtF: What's up with the Ms and Ls on the balls?

Shroid: I dunno. I think it's some sort of ID system, like how the stronger Shroids throw M balls.

G Bloop: ... Of course. So, how come you guys were mainly seen in Toad Town, but not anywhere else?

Shroid: Toad Town is our designated area. So we will simply stay here and try to ward off the Mario Brothers the best we can.

YMtF: I think it's time for audience questions! Seat- OH KUMQUATS!

Chocolate Bundt: Hi.

YMtF: What are YOU doing here?! GET OUT!

C. Bundt: No.

G Bloop: Ask a question then?

C. Bundt: If you insist. What is up with the audience questions coming so soon in the Interview?

Shroid: I take it that this Blooper isn't the boss. Neither is the Mii. Both amateurs.

G Bloop: Well, fine, I'll ask another one! How come you didn't invade that little shop with the two old Toad ladies?

Shroid: Oh. I forgot to do that.

(Shroid sends out a report to invade the item shop.)

G Bloop: I may have just altered history... If those Toad ladies are destroyed then Mario might not be able to... save the kingdom... right? Since they gave him items to keep his health up...

YMtF: Since when are you on Mario's side?

G Bloop: I'm not, but... I don't want to be under control of purple Mushroom people. I'll be right back.

(G Bloop floats over to the old ladies’ shop, electrocutes the Shroids to malfunctioning level, then comes back.)

YMtF: So... why do you get mixed up when you malfunction?

Shroid: Well, we MALFUNCTION. When things malfunction, they don't do what they're supposed to. DUH!

G Bloop: Explain.

Shroid: *sigh* When electrical wires send sudden bursts of electricity, some small parts collapse. That stuff.

G Bloop: Can't you get it through your minds that the Shroobs are using you?

Shroids: We don't have minds, only computer databases.

G Bloop: Whatever.

Shroids: We are loyal to the Shroobs. We carry out their commands because it is programmed into us to be loyal and do whatever Shroob officers tell us to do.

YMtF: Is it time for audience Qs now?

G Bloop: No.

YMtF: Darn. So, what's up with those flags?

Shroid: It started as a sort of signal. Y'know, to tell the others how to attack. Eventually we used it ourselves.

G Bloop: Now it's time.

YMtF: ...

G Bloop: Seat I LOVE HEAVY METAL!

Jimmy the Koopa: ... I don't like heavy metal... You do.

G Bloop: Yeah. Me and the boss are the only ones who have respect for it.

Jimmy: Basically all they do is scream and yell about losing their girlfriends and that they shouldn't go on living because the love of their life is gone. Ooh, the tragedy! *rolls eyes*

G Bloop: ... Just ask a question.

Jimmy: Aha, I got you there. All right, how come the Shroobs didn't paint you purple so you could look more like them?

Shroid: We didn't want to look like them... we wanted to look like robots. Besides, nobody has time to paint us purple.

YMtF: Seat BEANWITCH!

Cackletta: Why don't you use UFOs, like the other kinds of Shroobs?

Shroid: The UFO is a special weapon reserved for Shroob elites. Mainly, not me. We don't have too many left for Shroids, and if there were any left, they'd be replacements for any of the Shroob UFOs that got damaged or stopped working.

G Bloop: Cool. So... seat I LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC!

Phantos67: ... Start calling these seats right, because I HATE country music.

G Bloop: Sorry, we just needed your awesome face, well... mask, in the Interview.

(Phantos67 straightens up.)

Phantos67: Yes, I suppose you do. I mean, an Interview without me in it is as bad as-

YTtF: Is as bad as one without ME in it.

Phantos67: ...

G Bloop: Ask a question, boss.

Phantos67: You want to join my crew, little buddy?

Shroid: Wow! Really? Oh boy, would I! Are you serious?!

Phantos67: No.

Shroid: ...

YTtF: Then I'll ask a question. Why do you have different-colored spots on your head?

Shroid: We're made from very advanced technology. They're actually brain panels.

Phantos67: Nice.

Shroid: Does that mean I can be a part of your crew now?

Phantos67: Of course-

Shroid: YAY!

Phantos67: Not.

Shroid: ...

G Bloop: Seat END THIS INTERVIEW BECAUSE WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF QUESTIONS!

Lemmy: Yeah, what she said! Final question asked by none other than-

Kamek: ME!

Lemmy: ...

G Bloop: I'm pretty sure there is a limit to how many "..." things can go in an Interview.

Kamek: So do you plan to appear in any more games?

Shroid: Well, the Shroobs appear again in Mario and Luigi 3: Bowser's Inside Story, but I think the best I could muster up would be a sticker in a Super Smash Bros game.

Lemmy: You have broken the record for the most "..." things in an Interview!

Phantos67: Happies.

YTtF: Now we finish this! BLACK PLOTHOLE!

(The black plothole sucks everything back to before the Interview started.)

G Bloop: Uhhh...

(Back on Facebook, she has received a message from YTtF.)

Message: END TRANSMISSION!

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