Shadoshi: He said he would be here today.Super Lemmy 959: Good, and is he coming by plane or boat?Shadoshi: By plane.
Super Lemmy 959: Good, I shall go and wait for him there. We really need a chief.
Lakilarry: But dude, you were supposed to interview someone today.
Super Lemmy 959: Oh yeah... I got it! How would you like to interview today, Lakilarry?
Lakilarry: Really?! Me?! That would be awesome! I won't let you down!
Super Lemmy 959: Good, I am off!
(Super Lemmy 959 rushes out of the studio and heads for the airport.)
Lakilarry: All right! My first Interview. By the way, who was Super Lemmy supposed to interview?
Claws: Let me take a look... Uh oh.
Lakilarry: What?
Claws: It says here that Super Lemmy was supposed to interview... Huff N’ Puff.
Lakilarry: ...
Stan: That means you have to interview him.
Lakilarry: But I HATE Huff N’ Puff!
Claws: Since when?
Lakilarry: Since the time I used to work for him. I was the one who had to guard the Puff Puff Machine! But then Mario and Lakilester, A.K.A. Spike, came, beat me and my friends, and destroyed the Machine! Huff N’ Puff fired me and my friends. After that I hated Mario for costing me my job, which I got over, and I hate Huff N’ Puff for firing me! I still haven't got over that!
Shadoshi: Well, you have to get out there, because you’re on in ten seconds.
Lakilarry: All right, I'll have to deal with it and interview him. I just hope he doesn't remember me.
(Lakilarry rushes onto the stage, and the audience doesn't applauds but wonders why he is onstage instead of Super Lemmy 959.)
Lakilarry: Hello people, welcome back to the studio. I can tell you are wondering why I am up here. Well, Super Lemmy had to go do something, so I'll be taking his place. I am Lakilarry, one of Super Lemmy's crewmembers. And today, I will be interviewing Huff N’ Puff!
(Huff N’ Puff crashes through the ceiling and gets applause.)
Lakilarry: Super Lemmy isn't going to be happy about that hole. Anyway, thanks for coming, Huff N’ Puff.
Huff N’ Puff: It's great to be here. But, to be honest, your name seems very familiar. Lakilarry, right?
Lakilarry: Yeah.
Huff N’ Puff: I just can't put my finger on it... Oh well. Let’s get started.
Lakilarry: All right, first question. How were you created?
Huff N’ Puff: King Bowser used the Star Rod to fuse together 60 Ruff Puffs. That is also why I have 60 HP. Each time a Ruff Puff comes off of me, I get smaller. But if I suck them back up, I can recover my HP from the Ruff Puffs I lost and get bigger again.
Lakilarry: Okay, why did you have Lakitus as minions?
Huff N’ Puff: Well I thought that Ruff Puffs wouldn't be enough, so I found some Lakitus and brought them to Flower Fields with me.
Lakilarry: Why did Bowser make you go to Flower Fields?
Huff N’ Puff: Because Mario needed to find four Magical Seeds, then a door way would appear. Bowser thought that it would be hard for Mario to find them. But Merlon helped him and told him the locations of those Bub-ulbs. I am one of the toughest of Bowser's minions, so if he did find those Seeds, he would still have me to deal with.
Lakilarry: Why station yourself on Cloudly Climb?
Huff N’ Puff: Because to get up there, Mario needed a magic bean, magic water, and fertile soil. He also needed the Sun. So I built the Puff Puff Machine to create clouds that blocked out the Sun. Then if Mario got all the items he needed, he would still need the Sun. But just to be safe, I had my Lakitus take Liliy's Water Stone. Unfortunately, Mario got the Water Stone, and fertile soil and magic water. He then went to talk to the Sun, which was pointless because all he told him was the clouds would block his rays. But then, this is what made me mad. After I sent Spike, Mario beat him, and Spike joined him! This let Mario cross over the spikes with Spike's ability. He went to the side where I had my Puff Puff Machine, and he beat my minions and destroyed it! Mario then came along and found the Super Jump Charge Badge, which he used to destroy my with many power bounces!
Lakilarry: Okay, let’s move on to some audience questions. Seat 48.
Boomerang Bro: Do you like King Bowser?
Huff N’ Puff: Yes, I do. He made me one of the hardest bosses Mario had to face.
Lakilarry: Seat 2.
Kooper: How come it took you a turn to use your lightning attack and super bodyslam?
Huff N’ Puff: Well, the bodyslam is something that I could've done right away, but I didn't have many Ruff Puffs left by the time I starting using it. The more Ruff Puffs I have, the better I can just use the attack. But I need to charge ir up if I don't have many. The lightning attack needs to charge because Ruff Puffs in Paper Mario don't have a lightning attack, so I need to charge because Bowser gave me the power to do that.
Lakilarry: Seat 50.
Shy Guy: How come you let the Ruff Puffs damage Mario? They do very little damage.
Huff N’ Puff: It helped to lower his HP. It really helped when I unleashed my lightning attack.
Lakilarry: Seat 80.
Amazee Dayzee: Do you consider yourself tougher than Crystal King?
Huff N’ Puff: I do, because I have two ultimate attacks and Ruff Puffs to back me up. Crystal King might have a bit more HP than me and defense, but he was taken out easily by Mario using the D-Down Jump Badge and his little friend Watt. He can also become dizzy easily with Kooper's Dizzy Shell. I guess because Crystal Place is filled with so many puzzles, they must make him really dizzy.
Lakilarry: Well, that’s all the time we have. Come back tomorrow!
(Lakilarry and Huff N’ Puff run backstage.)
Lakilarry: Not bad.
Huff N’ Puff: Thanks, but I still can't figure out if I have seen you somewhere before.
Lakilarry: Yeah, the world is crazy like that.
Huff N’ Puff: Yeah, I guess it... Wait a minute! I had a minion named Lakilarry!
Lakilarry: O_O
Huff N’ Puff: Yeah, it's coming back to me! You’re that same Lakilarry that failed to protect the Puff Puff Machine!
Lakilarry: Let’s not get hasty here, buddy.
Huff N’ Puff: If you hadn't failed me, Mario would still be in Flower Fields!
Lakilarry: That was years ago.
Huff N Puff: I think it's time to do what I should've done after I fired you!
(Huff N’ Puff starts to charge up for his lightning attack. Until...)
Crew: GET OUTTA HERE!
(From behind Lakilarry, Shadoshi, Claws, and Stan run up and take the hit for Lakilarry. They all fall on the ground, paralyzed from the attack.)
Huff N’ Puff: You’re next!
(Lakilarry works up the confidence and fires a storm of Spiny eggs, similar to Lakilester's Spiny Surge. Huff N’ Puff takes great damage, but laughs.)
Huff N’ Puff: Not bad, but it isn't enough.
??????: AURA SPHERE!
(A blue sphere comes out and hits Huff N’ Puff in the back. He turns around and sees Super Lemmy 959, a Shy Guy wearing a chief hat, and a Lucario.)
Super Lemmy 959: Don't ever hurt one of my friends! Show him your ice punch, Lucario!
Lucario: HAAAAAAAA!
(Lucario's fist turns into pure ice and he punches Huff N’ Puff, who becomes frozen. Lakilarry then floats up, reaches into his cloud, and grabs a lightning bolt.)
Lakilarry: Bye bye!
(Lakilarry throws the bolt at the frozen Huff N’ Puff and he explodes into 60 frozen Ruff Puffs that are blasted out of the studio.)
Super Lemmy 959: Return. You all right?
Lakilarry: I should be, but the others don't look too good.
Shy Guy: I can do something about that.
(The Shy Guy takes them back to the kitchen to whip up an herb that will cure them.)
Super Lemmy 959: So, did the Interview go well?
Lakilarry: Yeah, it went good. Until Huff N’ Puff found out I was the minion he fired.
Super Lemmy 959: Well, the good thing is that the Interview went well. Let’s just hope that Chief Guy can cure the others.
Chief Guy: Okay, the herb is ready. All I need to do is crush it up and put the pieces into these drinks.
(Chief Guy does what he explained and forces the crew to drink. After a couple seconds, they start to feel better.)
Shadoshi: Hey, I can move again. Thanks, Chief Guy.
Chief Guy: It was nothing. I would do anything for a friend.
Claws: That lightning attack of Huff N’ Puff isn't friendly.
Stan: Yeah, that really hurts.
Lakilarry: Thanks for defending me, guys. I was just frozen with fear.
Shadoshi: Like Chief Guy said, anything for a friend.
Super Lemmy 959: Okay, yeah, everyone is better, but I want to know one thing. WHO IS GOING TO FIX THE ROOF?!
Lakilarry: Uhhh... Until next time... END TRANSMISSION!
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