Super Lemmy 959: All right! Its time to interview my second person! Who is it?
Lakilarry: You booked Kamella the Magikoopa to get interviewed.
Super Lemmy 959: Great... Where is she?
Claws: She just called and said she would be a little late.
Super Lemmy 959: Great! Now what am I going to do? I go on in one minute. I can't go out there without an interviewee!
Stan: Well you have to do something?
Shadoshi: Maybe I should drag Anti Guy here.
Super Lemmy 959: Why?
Shadoshi: Because it was funny to see him go crazy when he ate the Lemon Candy. It could also entertain the audience.
Lakilarry: Too late. Super Lemmy, you’re on!
Super Lemmy 959: Well, here I go.
(He rushes out onstage and everyone applauds.)
Super Lemmy 959: Hey, welcome back to my studio! Unfortunately, my interviewee is running late, so...
(He looks around and sees a pile of banana cream pies backstage. He rushes backstage and grabs them.)
Super Lemmy 959: Until my interviewee shows up... PIE FIGHT!
(Super Lemmy 959 throws all the pies in the air and everyone catches them and starts throwing them at each other. Super Lemmy 959 rushes backstage again.)
Shadoshi: Pie fight? That’s all you got?
Super Lemmy 959: Hey, I was panicking. I just looked backstage and saw them. Plus, who doesn't like a good pie fight?
Lakilarry: But those pies were supposed to be for us when you finished interviewing.
Super Lemmy 959: I'll have Chief make up more pies. HEY CHIEF!
(Just then, Chief from Total Drama Action comes in.)
Chief: What is it?
Super Lemmy 959: You’re going to have to make more pies.
Chief: What happened to the ones I just made?
Super Lemmy 959: ... Pie fight...
Chief: ...
Super Lemmy 959: Just go make more!
Chief: (under his breath) I don't get paid enough for this job.
(He walks away.)
Super Lemmy 959: Problem solved.
Shadoshi: How did you get him?
Super Lemmy 959: Well...
Flashback...
Chris: You want to have Chief work for you?
Super Lemmy 959: Yup.
Chris: But he likes working for me. I also pay him good money.
Chief: That reminds me, where's my paycheck?!
Chris: ...
Super Lemmy 959: I'll pay you triple what Chris is paying you.
Chief: Deal!
(Super Lemmy 959 and Chief walk away.)
Chris: Great! Now who's going to make the food?
End Flashback...
Super Lemmy 959: Hehehehehe.
(Just then the cameraman, a Lakitu, comes in.)
Camritu (mix between camera and Lakitu): Hey, everyone is out of pies!
Super Lemmy 959: Better get out there!
(He rushes out and sees that the Camritu was right.)
Super Lemmy 959: Okay, how was the fight?
Audience: ...
Super Lemmy 959: Okay, now, I guess I'll...
(Before he can finish, Kamella appears the way she did when you battle her in Space Junk Galaxy.)
Kamella: Okay, I'm here and ready to be interviewed!
Super Lemmy 959: ... Interview Kamella the Magikoopa!
(Kamella gets applaus.)
Super Lemmy 959: All right, first question, how did you become the boss of Space Junk Galaxy instead of Kamek or Kammy?
Kamella: Well, both Kamek and Kammy wanted to guard the Power Star in space junk, as did I. Bowser told us that we would have a fight to see who got that galaxy. The winner got it, the first loser wouldn't be able to come along with Bowser, and the second loser would come, but serve the winner. So we battled, and Kammy fell to Kamek's magic blast. Then I came up from behind and used my fireball spell and destroyed Kamek. So I was the winner, and Kamek had to follow my orders.
Super Lemmy 959: Okay, does your wand always need a Power Star?
Kamella: No, I just used it and the two in Deep Dark Galaxy to make it more powerful.
Super Lemmy 959: Okay, why are you the same rank as Kamek and Kammy?
Kamella: Well, I was at first. It went like this. After Mario beat me, Bowser was about to lower my rank to Kamek and Kammy's, but then, he found a Power Star in Deep Dark Galaxy, so he let me go there as my last chance. Mario had beat me there, but what I didn't expect was Bowser giving me one more chance. When the Daredevil Comet passed by, he told me that I should be able to beat Mario since he only had one point of heath whenever the Daredevil came by. But he did beat me! Bowser got furious, so he dropped my rank to Kamek and Kammy's. But I quit his army when he did that because after I saw him get that mad, I didn't want to have to deal with that whenever I failed him. So I just quit.
Super Lemmy 959: So, what galaxy do you live in?
Kamella: I live in Spell Casting Galaxy. When I found it, the Magikoopas who lived there made me their leader.
Super Lemmy 959: Why?
Kamella: Because I am big and powerful.
Super Lemmy 959: All right, let’s move on to audirnce questions. Seat 29.
Goomba: Did you ever run into Mario again?
Kamella: I thought I was in the clear, until I teamed up with the Shroobs to takeover the Mushroom Kingdom. I found him- well, he found me- and I won! I was about to finish him and his friends off, but then Lemmy Koopa and his minions came along and froze me. My Magikoopas took me back to the galaxy and thawed me out. I then vowed to try my hardest to never run into Mario again, and so far, it is going good.
Super Lemmy 959: Seat 25.
Kamek: How did you get so big?
Kamella: It was easy. I used my magic wand to increase me size when I found the Power Star in Space Junk. The good thing is, after I lost the Power Star, I stayed like this.
Super Lemmy 959: Seat 140.
Hammer Bro: Can you do anything else other than shoot fireballs and green shells?
Kamella: Yes, I learned how to summon lightning, turn invisible, and fire ice.
Super Lemmy 959: Seat 26.
Kammy: Why team up with the Shroobs?
Kamella: Well, I was training my Magikoopas until a strange spaceship came and out came a Shroob with a mustache. He told me everything about how he wanted revenge on Bowser's kids and how he wanted to finish him off. So I decided to help him. The Koopalings beat him us, so we made our base on the moon. After trying to prevent the Koopalings from getting these things called the Ancient Stars, the Shroob fought him themselves and failed. I thought I wouldn't see the Shroob again after that, but I did and saved him from death. So, I guess I wanted to help the Shroobs takeover. I mean, they had to be pretty good since I last saw them, but, they failed, and they all died.
Super Lemmy 959: Okay, we are out of time! Come back again everyone!
(Super Lemmy 959 and Kamella run backstage.)
Super Lemmy 959: Okay, you did well, but it was harsh what you told that Goomba and Kammy.
Kamella: They are all true! Anyway, I'm outta here!
(She disappears. Then, Chief comes in with the pies.)
Chief: There. Now where's my paycheck?
Super Lemmy 959: Uhhhh... To tell you the truth, I only needed you this week so you could make the pies. Every Thursday, we have pies.
Chief: I quit. Find someone else!
(Chief walks out and gets back to the set of Total Drama Action.)
Super Lemmy 959: Okay. Eat up, guys!
(Everyone starts to eat the pies. After the first bite, they all spit it out.)
Shadoshi: These are horrible!
Stan: I have had better food at the X-Naut base!
Claws: I can say that prison food is better than this!
Lakilarry: I would rather eat seed back at flower fields than eat this!
Super Lemmy 959: Oh... I forgot that everyone hates his cooking.
Crew: ...
Super Lemmy 959: Sorry, but does anyone know how to cook?
Shadoshi: I know a Shy Guy that can cook pretty well.
Super Lemmy 959: Good, call him and get him here. Until next time... END TRANSMISSION!
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