Badyoyo: (soon to be), I'm off to London. While I'm gone I want you to interview someone.
(soon to be): Why should I do this?
Badyoyo: So I can become famous. Duh!
(soon to be): I hate you, you peasant!
Max lands on (soon to be).
(soon to be): Ouch.
Max: Now what?
(soon to be): I have to interview someone.
Max: How about... Stuffwell?
(soon to be): Nah, this is probably the time someone comes in right now.
(Suddenly a horde of X-Nauts come charging in the door. The giant, two-headed stone Tiki knocks them all out except 1.)
X-Naut: Please... Have mercy.
(soon to be): Let him live as long as we get to interview him.
X-Naut: That sounds reasonable.
In the interview room...
(soon to be): WELCOME TO ANOTHER INTERVIEW!
Waluigi: Hey, what happened to Badyoyo?!
(soon to be): Badyoyo left for a while, I'm doing the stuff for a while.
Audience: BOO!!!
(soon to be): Today I shall interview an X-Naut.
(The X-Naut sits down in the interview chair.)
X-Naut: Sup?
(soon to be): First question, who are you?
X-Naut: I'm X-Naut 37, the X-Naut that told Grodus that Peach and TEC were in an relationship.
(soon to be): What is the standard role of your kind?
X-Naut: We're the backbone of the organization. If it weren't for us the stronger ones like X-Naut PhD's would never exist.
(soon to be): Go on, go on.
X-Naut: Well when we're not trying to takeover the world, Lord Crump and Grodus teach us the necessary grades 1-12. Then when an X-Naut has had its years of education it will take an IQ test. If his IQ is 100 or more, he'll become an X-Naut PhD. If not he’ll usually work for Lord Crump.
(soon to be): When Lord crump took you guys to Cortez's island, was that like a field trip, job, or test?
X-Naut: I wouldn't know because all I did was stay on the moon.
(soon to be): Who makes your clothing?
X-Naut: The Shadow Sirens do. They take parts of Piranha Plants from all over the world and make cute little suits out of them. Or at least that’s what Vivian says.
(soon to be): Ok, how did you figure out that TEC and Peach were helping each other?
X-Naut: I have the job of cleaning Grodus's office (and the toilets) and he told me to make sure that the files on world domination were in alphabetical order. I checked the file and noticed the file "Shadow of Death" was missing. I checked the computer and realized that TEC had it. Then I used his camera from Grodus's computer, and saw Peach in there with him. Then I told Grodus.
(soon to be): Audience question time! Seat OVERRATEDDRAGON.
Gloomtail: WHY WAS I GIVEN THIS BAD SEAT?!
(soon to be): Ask our ticket manager.
Lakione: We have a ticket manager?
Lakitwo: Wind Crystal beat General Guy grrrrr!
(soon to be): Seat WHYAMISCAREDOFEVERYTHINGEVENTHOUGH
I’MTOTALLYAWESOMEWHENNINTENDOUSESME
Waluigi: Wouldn't Grodus have figured it out himself if he had that camera on his computer?
X-Naut: I don't know, I guess he's lazy.
(soon to be): Seat WHYAMIHERE?
Odie: Bark.
(soon to be): Tikimon, if you will…
(The 2-headed tiki throws Odie out of a window.)
(soon to be): Seat JAILTIMEFORMEIFIAMEVERCAUGHT.
Bandit: If you got rid of the fancy garments, what species would you be?
X-Naut: Goomba
All of Badyoyo's crew and the audience: 0_0
(soon to be): Uh, seat CHAMPIONATNERDINESS.
Kooper: How can you be Goombas if you have hands?
X-Naut: You see, it happened a long time ago. E. Gadd was a young boy and he was experimenting on making weird mutants out of the ordinary. So he made special limbs that would work if you glued them on, and when he put them on a very enraged Goomba, it ran amok. So E. Gadd made Grodus to catch the X-Naut. Grodus thought that this Goomba with hands would work in world domination, so he took the formula, then started the X-Naut brigade.
(soon to be): Ok, seat IDONOTTHINKANYTHINGTHISGUYSAIDISTRUE.
E. Gadd: Prove to them that I did all of this!
(X-Naut takes out a video tape, a TV, and some popcorn, the video showing a home movie of a 6-year-old E. Gadd putting arms on a Goomba.)
X-Naut: Even though that's not a question, I think you're just proving my point even more.
(soon to be): I think that's all the time we have for today. We'll wrap this up with the one and only... WHEEL!
Ngin: OF!
(soon to be): ... We need someone to say Pain!
Max: I'll do this one. PAIN!
(The 2-headed tiki spins the wheel and it lands on…)
(soon to be): (chuckling) Have Gloomtail use megabreath on you because he got hit with an anvil.
Gloomtail: WHO HIT ME WITH AN ANVIL?!
(Gloomtail looks at the wimpy little X-Naut.)
Gloomtail: I REMEMBER YOU! YOU GUYS MADE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT! DIE!
(Gloomtail uses megabreath and because X-Nauts have such low health he does that paper Mario death.)
(soon to be): I guess that's it.
Lakione: I don't think so.
Lakitwo: Gloomtail's breath makes my brain feel like cookie dough.
(soon to be): *cough, cough* Badyoyo's going to kill me. End the transmission already!
(Transmission Ended)
Meanwhile in a random theater in London...
Badyoyo: Rowan Atkinson playing the part of Fagin in Oliver. Can life get better? I submit that it cannot.
(Transmission Really Ended)
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