Super Lemmy 959: Well, after weeks of preparing, I am ready to do my first Interview!
Lakilarry: Who are you interviewing anyway?
Super Lemmy 959: Good question. I really didn't get anyone to interview.
Shadoshi: But I did!
(Shadoshi comes in, dragging Anti Guy into the studio.)
Anti Guy: I told you once and I'll say it again! I DON'T WANT TO BE INTERVIEWED!
Stan: Why him?
Shadoshi: Because I figure he would be able to tell us a lot of stuff about how he got his position and all that. Plus, it was at the last minute.
Claws: He will have to do.
Anti Guy: Why should I stay here and be interviewed?
Shadoshi: Because if you do, I'll give you this Lemon Candy!
(Shadoshi pulls out a Lemon Candy and Anti Guy begins to drool.)
Anti Guy: All right... you win. I will be interviewed.
Super Lemmy 959: Good. Now, you will come out and sit in the chair when I call your name.
Anti Guy: Yeah, whatever.
Lakilarry: Super Lemmy, you’re on in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!
(Super Lemmy 959 walks out onto the stage and sits down.)
Super Lemmy 959: Hello everyone! Welcome to my interview studio. Today, I will be interviewing Anti Guy!
(Anti Guy walks out onto the stage, gets applause, and sits down.)
Super Lemmy 959: All right, onto the questions. First question, why did you want to become the Shy Guy general?
Anti Guy: Because that rotten Mario wouldn't be able to defeat me! With a tank and my stats combined, I would be unstoppable!
Super Lemmy 959: Next, what are your stats?
Anti Guy: I have 50 HP, an attack stat from 10-12, and a defense of one.
Super Lemmy 959: Very good. Now, how did you get your position?
Anti Guy: Well, to become general, Bowser had the Shy Guys fight and the winner would become general. I was breezing right through, but so was General Guy. When we finally faced off, he was a tough opponent, but I had him. When I was about to finish him, a Pyro Guy tripped me and cost me the match! General Guy won, and Bowser gave me the job to guard the chest that contained the Power Plus.
Super Lemmy 959: Interesting. Do you hate General Guy?
Anti Guy: Well, kinda, because he became general and I didn't. But I don't hate him because he treats us Shy Guys well.
Super Lemmy 959: Okay, it’s time for audience questions. Seat 20.
Magikoopa: Did you like guarding the chest?
Anti Guy: Not really, because I had nothing to do. I was really hungry and had to go to the bathroom bad.
Super Lemmy 959: Seat 45.
Tayce T: Why are you so fond of my Lemon Candies?
Anti Guy: Because the way you mix the Cake Mix and Lemon makes a sweet and sour taste at the same time.
Super Lemmy 959: Seat 100
Koopa: Were you one of the three Anti Guys in the Anti Guy Unit?
Anti Guy: No. Those were my brothers. They were stationed at Bowser's Castle just in case Mario beat me. And of course, being very stupid, Mario answered Door Guy 2's questions wrong and had to face them. But somehow, by using Klevar and Watt, he managed to best them!
Super Lemmy 959: We have time for one more. Seat 120.
Shy Guy: Why didn't Bowser let your brothers battle Mario with him?
Anti Guy: Because I think Bowser was confident and thought he wouldn't need them to help him, so he stationed them at Door Guy 2.
Super Lemmy 959: Well, that’s all the time we have! Please join us next time!
(Super Lemmy 959 and Anti Guy run backstage.)
Anti Guy: All right, I did your stupid Interview! Now where is my Lemon Candy?
Shadoshi: Right here. You earned it.
(Shadoshi hands Anti Guy the Lemon Candy and he eats it. He then does the same thing Gourmet Guy does and runs out the door.)
Claws: That...
Stan: Was...
Lakilarry: Random.
Super Lemmy 959: Okay, I think I did a good job with my first Interview.
Shadoshi: You did awesome! Hope the next one is good.
Super Lemmy 959: Thanks, and until tomorrow, I shall say this. END TRANSMISSION!
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