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NINTENDO FAN AND YOUR TWIN THE FOURTH interview DOOPLISS
 
By Your Twin the Fourth and Nintendo Fan

(YTtF is apparently walking on a road, with NF following behind him.)

YTtF: (humming cheesy song) Hey, what's that?

(He spots a neon sign that says "Great Stuff Here! Definitely Not A Trap!"

YTtF: Hmmm... Should we go?

NF: I'm not sure. Why don't we go check it out?

YTtF: Sure... but let's test it.

(He throws a stick to the sign. Nothing happens.)

YTtF: Looks safe to me!

NFl: I think we can go in!

YTtF: Ok.

(They go in. But suddenly... THEY FALL IN A PIT!)

YTtF: AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

NF: EEEEEEEK, WHY ARE WE FALLING?!

(They continue falling... falling... falling until they reach the bottom.)

NF: (pant) Whew! I'm glad all that's over.

????: Hey Slicks! What's up?

YTtF: ! That voice... It's gotta be...

Doopliss: ME!

NF: Ah, Doopliss... Wait, Doopliss?! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU EVIL-

Doopliss: Why are you guys at my place? Or, I mean, hideout? >:(

NF: ? I thought you lived at Creepy Steeple.

Doopliss: I was kicked out. DUH!

YTtF: Whatever! What are you doing here? AND WHAT'S UP WITH THE NEON SIGN?!

Doopliss: ... You're really crazy, Slick. And this was the only place available.

NF: Oh come on! I bet there are other places, like Bowser's castle.

Doopliss: Yes, but Bowser is scary for me, Slick! Anywho, WHY ARE YOU GUYS HERE?!

YTtF: We followed the neon sign. And now we want to interview you.

Doopliss: But-

YTtF: TOUGH LUCK, BUSTER!

Doopliss: FINE, INTERVIEW ME IN THIS COLD, DAMP PLACE. >_>

NF: And stop speaking in all caps, geez! Well anyway, what's up with that bowtie and party hat?

Doopliss: I've loved that party hat ever since it was my birthday, and I thought it looked cool on me as a Duplighost. Plus the bowtie. Cry about it.

YTtF: No. Okay, so why were you bothering Twilight Town?

Doopliss: Please. Smelly, stuffed, gloomy zombies... It's irresistible!

NF: Why'd you join the Shadow Sirens?

Doopliss: I thought Marilyn and Beldam would be good help in destroying Mario. But I have fear of Beldam. >_>

YTtF: Why were you at Creepy Steeple in the first place?

Doopliss: I was a traveler back then. I chose scary places to live in for a while. Once, I was in Luigi's Mansion.

YTtF: ... I don't wanna know.

NF: ? He just answered your question. :O I don't get why you don't wanna know. Oh, and where'd you find that Ruby Crystal (ha ha ha) Star?

Doopliss: I once was walking down the Twilight Trail, and all of a sudden, that Star fell right on my head. It was really shiny, and I like shiny things, so I took it back with me to Creepy Steeple.

YTtF: Now... WHY IN THE NAME OF KUMQUATS DID YOU STEAL MARIO'S NAME?!

Doopliss: ... I make mischief. Taking someone's name and personality... that's the ultimate mischief!

NF: AND I THOUGHT IT WAS ALSO IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE OR... STEAL SOMEONE'S NAME! >:(

Doopliss: I'M EVIL. DEAL WIT’ IT, SLICK.

NF: You forgot the H sound, but whatever. Also, why do you call people "Slick", anyway?

Doopliss: So what? It's my catchphrase. And stop complaining, geez! >_>

YTtF: And why did you turn the people of Twilight Town into PIGS?!

Doopliss: Pigs are the funniest animals. So I made them look funny that way!

NF: That is just... messed up.

Doopliss: NO! I HAVE FUN DOING IT, OK? And what's your question?

NF: Stop asking questions. Why did you make Mario run back and forth all over Twilight Town?

Doopliss: Cuz it's fun having Mario tired.

YTtF: Methinks it's time for audience questions. Seat WRINKLEDOLDHAG.

Beldam: Hey!

Doopliss: AHHHH!!! GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!

YTtF: Why?

Doopliss: ... She scawes me.

Beldam: You shall be punished for being scared of me!

Doopliss: No!

NF: Would you JUST ask a question, geez! >.>

Beldam: FINE. How did it feel like having me around?

Doopliss: I have claustrophobia with you here. I wanna get out of here already!

NF: TOUGH LUCK, DUPLISHOST. Wait until the end of the Interview.

Doopliss: ... Oh darn it.

NF: Seat IAMTHEALMIGHTYKING.

Bowser: Oh boy, I love this seat name very much! Anyway, what's under that sheet of yours?

Doopliss: I'm a ghost, duh! We don't have any bodies.

Bowser: O_o

Doopliss: And thanks for your reply.

YTtF: Seat OTHERDUPLIGHOST.

Lee: Are-

Doopliss: COUSIN!

Lee: ... That answers my question. Which was, are you related to me?

Doopliss: Man! You should know!

Lee: Well I DON'T!

YTtF: Seat FINALBOSS!

Final Boss: Are you... okay? I mean, you PARTY in a tower steeple, you steal peoples' names, AND you seem pretty crazy.

Doopliss: Just for that, I won't invite you to my birthday party.

FB: See? You're random like that.

YTtF: ... Y'know, I actually like you. Here, meet me at this location after the Interview's over. Just jump into the plothole next to you right about... now.

FB: OK.

(He does so.)

Doopliss: ... So, are we still interviewing?

NF: Maybe it's about time we end this... I'm getting hungry.

Doopliss: Ok.

NF: So...

YTtF: It's time for the REALITY WARPING PLOTHOLE OF DOOM!!!

Doopliss: OK, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR PLOTHOLES! I OUGHTA-

(The REALITY PLOTHOLE OF DOOM sucks everything in, dropping them wherever they were before the Interview started.)

YTtF: AHHHH! Oh, and END TRANSMISSION!!!

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