(YTtF is apparently walking on a road, with NF following behind him.)
YTtF: (humming cheesy song) Hey, what's that?
(He spots a neon sign that says "Great Stuff Here! Definitely Not A Trap!"
YTtF: Hmmm... Should we go?
NF: I'm not sure. Why don't we go check it out?
YTtF: Sure... but let's test it.
(He throws a stick to the sign. Nothing happens.)
YTtF: Looks safe to me!
NFl: I think we can go in!
YTtF: Ok.
(They go in. But suddenly... THEY FALL IN A PIT!)
YTtF: AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
NF: EEEEEEEK, WHY ARE WE FALLING?!
(They continue falling... falling... falling until they reach the bottom.)
NF: (pant) Whew! I'm glad all that's over.
????: Hey Slicks! What's up?
YTtF: ! That voice... It's gotta be...
Doopliss: ME!
NF: Ah, Doopliss... Wait, Doopliss?! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU EVIL-
Doopliss: Why are you guys at my place? Or, I mean, hideout? >:(
NF: ? I thought you lived at Creepy Steeple.
Doopliss: I was kicked out. DUH!
YTtF: Whatever! What are you doing here? AND WHAT'S UP WITH THE NEON SIGN?!
Doopliss: ... You're really crazy, Slick. And this was the only place available.
NF: Oh come on! I bet there are other places, like Bowser's castle.
Doopliss: Yes, but Bowser is scary for me, Slick! Anywho, WHY ARE YOU GUYS HERE?!
YTtF: We followed the neon sign. And now we want to interview you.
Doopliss: But-
YTtF: TOUGH LUCK, BUSTER!
Doopliss: FINE, INTERVIEW ME IN THIS COLD, DAMP PLACE. >_>
NF: And stop speaking in all caps, geez! Well anyway, what's up with that bowtie and party hat?
Doopliss: I've loved that party hat ever since it was my birthday, and I thought it looked cool on me as a Duplighost. Plus the bowtie. Cry about it.
YTtF: No. Okay, so why were you bothering Twilight Town?
Doopliss: Please. Smelly, stuffed, gloomy zombies... It's irresistible!
NF: Why'd you join the Shadow Sirens?
Doopliss: I thought Marilyn and Beldam would be good help in destroying Mario. But I have fear of Beldam. >_>
YTtF: Why were you at Creepy Steeple in the first place?
Doopliss: I was a traveler back then. I chose scary places to live in for a while. Once, I was in Luigi's Mansion.
YTtF: ... I don't wanna know.
NF: ? He just answered your question. :O I don't get why you don't wanna know. Oh, and where'd you find that Ruby Crystal (ha ha ha) Star?
Doopliss: I once was walking down the Twilight Trail, and all of a sudden, that Star fell right on my head. It was really shiny, and I like shiny things, so I took it back with me to Creepy Steeple.
YTtF: Now... WHY IN THE NAME OF KUMQUATS DID YOU STEAL MARIO'S NAME?!
Doopliss: ... I make mischief. Taking someone's name and personality... that's the ultimate mischief!
NF: AND I THOUGHT IT WAS ALSO IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE OR... STEAL SOMEONE'S NAME! >:(
Doopliss: I'M EVIL. DEAL WIT’ IT, SLICK.
NF: You forgot the H sound, but whatever. Also, why do you call people "Slick", anyway?
Doopliss: So what? It's my catchphrase. And stop complaining, geez! >_>
YTtF: And why did you turn the people of Twilight Town into PIGS?!
Doopliss: Pigs are the funniest animals. So I made them look funny that way!
NF: That is just... messed up.
Doopliss: NO! I HAVE FUN DOING IT, OK? And what's your question?
NF: Stop asking questions. Why did you make Mario run back and forth all over Twilight Town?
Doopliss: Cuz it's fun having Mario tired.
YTtF: Methinks it's time for audience questions. Seat WRINKLEDOLDHAG.
Beldam: Hey!
Doopliss: AHHHH!!! GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!
YTtF: Why?
Doopliss: ... She scawes me.
Beldam: You shall be punished for being scared of me!
Doopliss: No!
NF: Would you JUST ask a question, geez! >.>
Beldam: FINE. How did it feel like having me around?
Doopliss: I have claustrophobia with you here. I wanna get out of here already!
NF: TOUGH LUCK, DUPLISHOST. Wait until the end of the Interview.
Doopliss: ... Oh darn it.
NF: Seat IAMTHEALMIGHTYKING.
Bowser: Oh boy, I love this seat name very much! Anyway, what's under that sheet of yours?
Doopliss: I'm a ghost, duh! We don't have any bodies.
Bowser: O_o
Doopliss: And thanks for your reply.
YTtF: Seat OTHERDUPLIGHOST.
Lee: Are-
Doopliss: COUSIN!
Lee: ... That answers my question. Which was, are you related to me?
Doopliss: Man! You should know!
Lee: Well I DON'T!
YTtF: Seat FINALBOSS!
Final Boss: Are you... okay? I mean, you PARTY in a tower steeple, you steal peoples' names, AND you seem pretty crazy.
Doopliss: Just for that, I won't invite you to my birthday party.
FB: See? You're random like that.
YTtF: ... Y'know, I actually like you. Here, meet me at this location after the Interview's over. Just jump into the plothole next to you right about... now.
FB: OK.
(He does so.)
Doopliss: ... So, are we still interviewing?
NF: Maybe it's about time we end this... I'm getting hungry.
Doopliss: Ok.
NF: So...
YTtF: It's time for the REALITY WARPING PLOTHOLE OF DOOM!!!
Doopliss: OK, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR PLOTHOLES! I OUGHTA-
(The REALITY PLOTHOLE OF DOOM sucks everything in, dropping them wherever they were before the Interview started.)
YTtF: AHHHH! Oh, and END TRANSMISSION!!!
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