Fawful: Trolls!
Lemmy: Shaddup. Didn't I lock you in a closet?
Fawful: That nice troll set me free!
(The camera pans over to a random Koopatrol.)
Koopatrol: Umm... Who are you people?
Fawful: Because you saved me, I am going to give you an amazing gift: publicity!
Koopatrol: W-wait- Is that a camera? I'm horribly stagefrig-
(The Koopatrol faints.)
Fawful: (looking at Lemmy) You killed him?! That's not nice.
Lemmy: Silence! For that, I will make you do a co-op Interview.
Fawful: But you were the one who killed-
Lemmy: Silence!
(Suddenly, Bandy Andy flies through the wall.)
Bandy Andy: Curse you, Swiper!
Lemmy: You're paying for that!
Bandy Andy: How about instead, I do an Interview with this Paratroopa?
Lemmy: Great idea!
Fawful: But I did not get a say in this! I do not like getting quizzed
Lemmy: Silence, nonbeliever!
Fawful: ...
Bandy Andy: Why don't we interview that Koopatrol?
Fawful: Trolls!
(The Koopatrol slowly wakes up.)
Lemmy: Be interviewed. NAO
Koopatrol: C-camera? N-no sir. I-I-I'm afraid I'll- Lemmy: 50 bucks for ya if you do it
Koopatrol: Wow, my stage fright's been replaced with a totally new feeling! What is it?
Lemmy: Richness. Now ask and answer questions, guys.
Koopatrol: But I'm a gir-
Fawful: How do you become a Koopatrol?
Koopatrol: Well, I-
Fawful: Where did you get that armor?
Koopatrol: First let me answer the other-
Fawful: Why was your vision so bad in Paper Mario?
Koopatrol: LIKE I WAS SAYING-
Fawful: Wha-
Koopatrol: SHUT UP AND LET ME ANSWER!
Fawful: Meep.
Koopatrol: To answer your first question, you must be one of Bowser's most elite soldiers for him to allow you to have armor, as it costs a lot. That is all that's different about us, though. Now let that Bandit ask a question.
Bandy Andy: Very well. What kind of Koopas are Koopatrols?
Koopatrol: Any kind. We just have to be strong enough for the pricy armor.
Bandy Andy: What is the Koopa rank chain?
Koopatrol: Well, at the lowest is your normal Koopa, then there are Dark and Shady Koopa's, then us Koopatrols, and then Lakitus, then Hammer Bros, then at the top are Magikoopas.
Bandy: Why do Koopatrols have more HP than normal Koopas?.
Koopatrol: The armor.
Bandy Andy: Shouldn't that just increase defense?
Koopatrol: Did I mention this is Magic Armor? Kamek has madskillz with a piece of metal, enough to make it bless endurance. That's why there are so few Koopatrols, it costs a lot to get the armor
Bandy Andy: How can girls become Koopatrols? Shouldn't boys be the only ones who can become Koopatrols?
Koopatrol: That's just biased! I'm better than any boy I know!
Bandy Andy: ... Turning over to you, Fawful.
Fawful: Trolls!
Koopatrol: No.
Fawful: Why are you called a Koopatrol, then?
Koopatrol: It's a pun on "Koopa" and "patrol", k? We got that name since we guard the castle on our patrols.
Bandy Andy: What are Dark Koopatrols?
Koopatrol: Magically enhanced normal Koopatrols.
Bandy Andy: Judging by my worthless previous questions, I'm thinking there are no Paratroopatrols.
Koopatrol: You think wrong. Kamek, with his-
Everyone: Madskillz.
Koopatrol: -made some prototype armor for some Paratroopatrols. However, unintentionally Mario lowered thee training ground with all the Paratroopatrols into the lava.
Bandy Andy: Fawful, I think that it's your turn. Fawful: Thinking smells. Trolls don't smell. Hyper Goombas drive sun chariots.
Koopatrol: Wha-what?
Fawful: Trolls! Koopatrol: How about I answer that third question you so rudely cut me off by asking me. This armor, in order to protect our heads, also limits our peripheral vision
Fawful: Trolls!
Koopatrol: Seriously. Shut up.
Fawful: No. Audience questions. Seat 47,939,483,438,487,438,474,738,743.
Bandy Andy: I don't think that number seat is in the studio.
Fawful: Seat 35. Oh yeah, and trolls!
Boomerang Bro: If your armor is so heavy, then how do you spin so fast? Oh, and do you wanna go out for dinner?
Koopatrol: ... Not answering the second question. We spin so fast because of rocket boosters on our shells.
Bandy Andy: Seat 78.
Larry: Why are you only in the Paper Mario series?
Koopatrol: After the Paper Mario series, we quit being evil, and became good. So we abandoned the armor and became peaceful Koopas. That is, besides me. h Have graduated to being a Magikoopa, and will receive my wand and robe soon. The reason I am upgrading to Magikoopa so quick is because Kamek is very impressed with my talents.
Bandy Andy: Fawful, are you ready?
Fawful: Yes.
Together: END TRANSMISSION.
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