NSMBWII: Welcome to Lemmy's Interview Show!

Lemmy: WHO SAYS THAT YOU CAN SAY THE ANNOYING CATCHPHRASE?!

NSMBWII: The guy in the shades.

Rawk Hawk: FEEL THE RAWK!

Audience: GET TO THE SHOW!

NSMBWII: Fine... Today, I'm going to interview an Ameboid.

Lemmy: What?

NSMBWII: The weird blue thing in SMRPG that looks like a Goomba. They are found in Smithy's Factory.

Lemmy: ...

NSMBWII: So, do you have a name?

Ameboid: Chaos...

NSMBWII: So, what is an Ameboid?

Chaos: Goombas that lost their fungal and animal DNA...

NSMBWII: What?

Chaos: We are mutants... We're bags of DNA...

NSMBWII: Whenever Mario and Co. attack Ameboids and don't defeat them, they multiply. Why is this?

Chaos: Like I said... we are just blobs full of DNA... Whenever our membrane bursts... exact replicas of the Ameboid are made... The clones talk, attack, and move the same... If an Ameboid suffers injuries... the clones will have those injuries...

NSMBWII: How were the Ameboids in Smithy's Factory made?

Chaos: When Exor fell... it caused a type of radiation that did not affect others in any way... but some Goombas had the side effect of losing their DNA...

NSMBWII: Were you one of the Ameboids that fought Mario?

Chaos: No... I was kicked out after causing a chain reaction of Ameboids splitting... I pushed one Ameboid into another, causing them to split... It left a huge mess, so Smithy banished me...

NSMBWII: So Ameboids work for Smithy?

Chaos: We were his creation... so we work for him...

NSMBWII: There is an enemy in Paper Mario called an Ember. Whenever they are harmed, they split. Are they splitting in the same way?

Chaos: Actually yes... but the DNA part is replaced with a soul part... I grow tired of this Interview...

NSMBWII: Now let's do audience questions... Seat HEYYOURNAMEISTHENAMEOFTHENEWGAME!

Francis: What is your scientific name... Nerrrrr...

Chaos: Ameobi Amanitoid...

Francis: That's so hi-technical!

NSMBWII: Seat I’MAKOOPALINGRIPOFF.

Bowser Jr: How did you Ameboids get your name?

Chaos: We looked like a type of microscopic organism... Smithy made up the name...

NSMBWII: Seat IWASYOURLEADER.

Smithy: Where do you live now?

Chaos: (to NSMBWII) I'll give you a cookie If you let me join you...

NSMBWII: DEAL!

Chaos: (to Smithy) I guess I live with him now...

Lemmy: That's all the time for him today, NOW GET OUT OF MY SHOW!

Chaos: End transmission...

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