Bandy Andy: Hello, and welcome to Bandy Andy's Interview Show! Where we will be interviewing some Pharaoh-wannabe, Tutankoopa!

Crumbler: Boss!

Bandy Andy: What?

Crumbler: The audience has a sign saying blow me up.

Bandy Andy: Well, if they’re going to beg like that...

(Bandy shoots a rocket launcher into the audience.)

Wendy: Ahhh!

Waluigi: Ahh!

Luigi: Ahh!

Bandy Andy: That's all the audience we have?

Tutankoopa: Let's get on with it.

Bandy Andy: Fine. Question number one, what kind of Koopa are you?

Tutankoopa: I'm a Pharaoh Magikoopa.

Crumbler: Question number two, what's a Pharaoh Magikoopa?

Tutankoopa: A normal Magikoopa who is royalty.

Bandy Andy: Question number three, how did you become the Pharaoh of Dry Dry Ruins?

Tutankoopa: I was once one of Kamek's star pupils, like your friend over there.

Crumbler and Bandy: He's not my friend.

Tutankoopa: ...

Crumbler: Answer the question, foolish mortal!

Tutankoopa: Eep! Well, Bowser saw me in action and liked what he saw. He saw me in action in Super Mario World.

Crumbler: I disown that game.

Bandy Andy: I disown you.

Tutankoopa: Anyway, I was the Magikoopa in Lemmy's castle. When Bowser saw me then, he told me I was in charge of Dry Dry Ruins.

Crumbler: Question number four, how did you get the Chomp to work for you?

Tutankoopa: I brainwashed him. When I was beaten, he was released from the brainwash and attacked me.

Bandy Andy: Audience questions. Seat 34.

Wendy: What do you think of us Koopalings?

Tutankoopa: I only like Morton out of all of you. Morton was the only one who listened to me.

Wendy: Can I kill him?

Crumbler: After the Interview. Seat 64.

Luigi: How come you work for Bowser, anyway?

Tutankoopa: Money, and the Ruins was a bonus.

Bandy Andy: Seat 45.

Waluigi: I'm scared of 45!

(Swiper comes out of nowhere and throws Waluigi into the lava pits..)

Crumbler: You must die!

Tutankoopa: Why?

Crumbler: Umm… I know! Because I said so!

Bandy Andy: Super fist of the mask! Mommy style!

(Bandy is dressed up like a mom, and Tutankoopa like a 5-year-old. And they’re in a house.)

Bandy Andy: It's time to go to bed, dear dummy!

Tutankoopa: Aw, do I have to?

Bandy Andy: Yes. If You don't, the monster will eat you!

(Tutankoopa runs up the stairs, which is really out of the studio.)

Crumbler: END TRANSMISSION!

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