Bandy Andy: Welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Bandy Andy: Today on my fourth Interview we will be interviewing the best Koopaling, Lemmy!
Everyone but Roy: Yay!
Roy: BOO!
Lemmy: thank you, thank you very much!
Bandy Andy: Lemmy, my master, I will serve you!
Lemmy: Interview me!
Bandy Andy: Ok. Crumbler, get in here!
(Crumbler comes in.)
Crumbler: You called, Your Highness?
Bandy Andy: Interview Lemmy now!
Crumbler: All right, sir. (I am not getting paid enough for this.) All right, question number one, why do you ride on a ball?
Lemmy: When I was a baby, my older brother Ludwig gave me a beachball to play with. I found out that I could ride it.
Crumbler: Question number two, what is your relationship with Iggy?
Lemmy: We are-
Iggy: No longer twin-like.
Crumbler: Sure you aren't. Question number three, are you really dumb like in the cartoons and the show?
Lemmy: No, I am not.
Crumbler: Audience questions. Seat 46.
Mario: Do you hate me and my brother?
Lemmy: No, I don't hate you. My dad does, though. That is why I attack you.
Crumbler: Seat 632.
Iggy: Who is your least favorite brother?
Lemmy: Bowser Jr. Definitely Bowser Jr.
Crumbler: Seat 25.
Bowser: You don't hate the Marios?
Lemmy: No, I do not.
Bowser: Oh, ok. Here is my real question. How come you wanted Ice Land?
Lemmy: Because I like the cold.
Bandy Andy: Like me!
Crumbler: You’re just saying that to get in his good favor.
(Bandy blows Crumbler to bits.)
Bandy Andy: Enough. END TRANSMISSION.
(After the Interview…)
Bandy Andy: Ok, so next time we are interviewing Lakilister.
Crumbler: Ok.
(A Bandit runs in.)
Bandit: Sup!
Bandy Andy: Swiper, it's good to see you!
Swiper: Yeah, it's swingin!
Bandy Andy: I would like you to be my 50/50 partner in interviewing!
Swiper: All right. END TRANSMISSION.
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