(Larry, Shy Ranger, Hooky, Lemmy, and the audience are in a new Interview studio.)

Larry: Hello! We are finally back! It took a while to build a new studio and hire a new team of interviewers. COME IN, GUYS!

(A strange group of creatures enter the studio. The first is a Koopa with an orange shell and an overly curved beak. Two Shadow People or whatever the Shadow Sirens are enter next, except their skin is white, as are their hats and hair. Finally enters a red Clubba that looks like neither a male or a female.)

Lemmy: Where did you find these guys?

Larry: I forgot.

Lemmy: ...

Larry: All right! Clubba! You, Hooky, and I are interviewing Tubba Blubba!

Hooky: I'm not here to interview.

Larry: Do it or else!

Hooky: *sigh* Fine.

(Tubba Blubba comes in and sits down.)

Tubba Blubba: Hello!

Larry: Who said you could speak?!

Tubba Blubba: ...

Larry: First question, why do you eat ghosts?

Tubba Blubba: They taste so delicious! The Gusty Gulch ones taste like chocolate, the white ones like pizza, and-

Larry: We don't care!

Tubba Blubba: ...

Hooky: Why couldn't the ghosts phase out of you?

Tubba Blubba: Magic from the Star Rod prevented them from doing so.

The Clubba: Why was your heart removed?

Tubba Blubba: It needed to be done or the magic wouldn't work.

Larry: Why?

Tubba Blubba: I'm not sure why.

Larry: Tell me! PLEASE!!!

Tubba Blubba punches Larry into a wall.

Tubba Blubba: Shut up!

Larry: *sits back down in his chair* Ow. Anyway, where did you get the Sentinels?

Tubba Blubba: Bowser didn't want them so he gave them to me.

Hooky: Is the castle yours?

Tubba Blubba: No, the Boos had it, but I made them leave and took it for myself.

The Clubba: Audience questions. Seat MUSTARDOFDOOM!

Fawful: How can a Clubba of biggyness have a HP of such lowness?

Tubba Blubba: My skin is soft and flabby.

Larry: Haha! Seat WEAKEANDPATHETIC!

Goomba: How did you befriend the Boos at the end of the game?

Tubba Blubba: I apologized.

Larry: That's it?

Tubba Blubba: Yes.

Hooky: Last one! Seat SHYGUY!

Shy Guy: What do you eat now?

Tubba Blubba: Shy Guys!

(He starts rampaging around, eating all the Shy Guys except for Shy Ranger and Hooky.)

Lemmy: Dear DAD! Shouldn't we help?

Larry: No. End Transmission!

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