Bandy Andy: Hi, and welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Bandy Andy: You’ve got to get your licks in, don't you?
Lemmy: Yep.
Bandy Andy: Well we are interviewing-
Torpedo Ted: I'm a torpedo!
(The Torpedo Ted flies out the window.)
Bandy Andy: My assistant, Ludwig!
Ludwig: But you forced me to-
Bandy Andy: SILENCE! Or die!
Ludwig: Yes Master!
Bandy Andy: Question number one. Who is your favorite sibling?
(Wendy is throwing a tantrum. Lemmy is doing The Robot. Iggy is being beaten up by Roy. Roy, while beating up Iggy, is dancing to his brother Morton's speech.)
Ludwig: I would have to say Larry.
Bandy Andy: But Larry's eating your inventions.
Larry: AND THIS ONE TASTES LIKE BROCCOLI!
Ludwig: Larry…
Larry: Yes?
Ludwig: Yo gangsta rap time!
Larry: Oh yeah!
(Together they sing horribly.)
Bandy Andy: Dear DAD, make it stop!
Ludwig: Fine.
Bandy Andy: Is it true that your inventions blow up a lot?
Ludwig: Unfortunately I am a victim of rumors.
Bandy Andy: And that answer's my question how?
Ludwig: No they don't.
Bandy Andy: Thank you.
(Bandy then randomly fires a rocket launcher into the audience.)
Audience: AHHHHH!
Waluigi: AHHHHHH!
Morton: AHHHHHHH!
(Bandy grabs a sword and moves menacingly toward the audience. The audience becomes quiet.)
Torpedo Ted: I'm a torpedo!
(Bandy throws his sword at and slices it in half.)
Bandy Andy: Audience questions. Seat 73.
Magiblot: Is it true that you like chocolate?
Ludwig: CHOCOLATE? GIMME!
(Magiblot gets destroyed so much that we had to censor it.)
Ludwig: Yes, I like chocolate.
Bandy Andy: Seat 47.
Bowser: Why don't your inventions work?
Ludwig: How should I know?
Bowser: To the dungeon!
Ludwig: After the Interview.
Bandy Andy: Seat 65.
Lemmy: Do you like my show?
Bandy Andy: Ask something relevant.
Lemmy: Do you like to rea?
Ludwig: Yeah, sort of. I like to invent more.
Bandy Andy: That's all the time we have today, so END TRANSMISSION.
Behind the stage...
Bandy Andy: That robot was a great idea!
Bandit from previous show: I know!
Bandy Andy: Say, what's your name?
Bandit: Theifa.
Bandy Andy: Okay Theifa, do you wanna be my new assistant?
Theifa: Yeah, I would love it!
Bandy Andy: All right, then let’s get the robot back here.
(The robot walks into a puddle and explodes.)
Bandy Andy: AWESOME!
Theifa: OH YEAH!
(Bandy walks on to the stage.)
Bandy Andy: END TRANSMISSION. For reals this time. But first...
(Bandy Gets in a tank and blows up the studio. And then he presses a magic button, and the studio is repaired.)
Theifa: Nice going, dude!
Bandy Andy: I know.
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