Kody: You’ve already done two Interviews. In a row. And very recently.
Mimi: I want more!
Kody: Have it your way...
Rigel: *yawn*
Kody: *yawn*
Rigel: Why are you imitating me?
Kody: I'm tired as well.
Rigel: Oh.
Mimi: Welcome to Mimikins's Interviews, teehee!
Kody: What?!
Mimi: Well you're not the host today...
Kody: Oh yeah. Go on.
Mimi: AS I WAS SAYING... Welcome to Mimikins's Interviews! Today I'm going to be interviewing King Croacus, that nasty flower king.
King Croacus: I am not nasty!
Mimi: Yes you are!
King Croacus: Am not!
Mimi: Are so!
King Croacus: Am not!
Mimi: Are so!
King Croacus: Am not!
Mimi: Are so!
Kody: SHUT IT! Mimi, ask questions, now.
Mimi: Fiiiiine. Why are you so ugly?
King Croacus: ...
Kody: (snickering) Okay, that was kinda funny... Seriously, ask a good one.
Mimi: ... Why are you a king?
King Croacus: Hmph... I am fourth in a line of kings and queens who created the palace of the Floro Sapiens.
Mimi: And where did you all come from?
King Croacus: From the ancient days. Of them I have no memory of...
Mimi: ... Great. And the Pure Heart got passed down from generation to generation, huh?
King Croacus: That's right. It was both a priceless treasure and an important power that held my kingdom in sway, and as long as it is in peace, we shall never fall.
Mimi: But you went cuckoo and tried to enslave the Cragnons.
King Croacus: It was their garbage they were throwing in the river! It made my senses fly out of control, or so my loyal subjects informed me. I must have drank from that foul mixture one day and gone insane.
Mimi: ... So enslaving the Cragnons was the best way to go about things? Golly, good thinking!
King Croacus: I felt they deserved it, after making us drink such a vile potion. Revenge knows no boundaries, you know.
Mimi: But of course! Now why did you think putting plants on their heads was the best way to enslave them?
King Croacus: I'm not sure... Possibly because we were plants and wanted to make them plants as well.
Mimi: So why did your first king get the Pure Heart, huh?
King Croacus: This kingdom is very ancient! It was one of the first conceived in this world! I'm guessing the reason lies within that.
Mimi: And why did your insanity make you give the Pure Heart so much attention?
King Croacus: Do you really expect me to remember such a thing, incompetent little girl? I can only remember fragments of what my loyal subjects tell me, and they cannot remember many things.
Mimi: So you don't know...?
King Croacus: Not in the least bit.
Mimi: You need better slaves!
King Croacus: Servants!
Mimi: Same thing! Why can't you find better slaves?
King Croacus: I only have Floro Sapiens as my subjects, you brat! Now silence, or I'll use my bug zapper.
(Mimi changes to her spider form.)
Mimi: Mimimimimimimimimimimimi... You were saying?
(King Croacus changes to his first form in his boss fight.)
King Croacus: Foolish little flea, know your place!
Mimi: FLEA?! Why you... you...!!!
(Mimi charges at King Croacus. A fight ensues.)
Kody: Anybody want to stop this madness?
Dimentio: Nope.
Rigel: Too lazy.
Kamcle: I fear vengeance.
Captain America: Victory!
(Captain America is waffled.)
Lord Crump: KILL!
(Lord Crump jumps on the waffle and smushes it.)
Kody: Stop adding to the chaos or I'll waffle you.
Lord Crump: Fine!
Kody: You two, calm down, take insults, kill each other after.
(Mimi and King Croacus stop fighting and go back to their normal forms.)
Mimi: We'll settle this afterwards... Now, where do your three other heads come from?
King Croacus: Yes we will indeed, girl... As for those “heads”, they are not heads, but rocks with faces on them. I control and fling them at enemies along their stems.
Mimi: Stems...?
King Croacus: Oh all right, they're very tough bulbs, not rocks.
Mimi: And the attacking petals in the second form?
King Croacus: I release extra petals, I fear I have too many.
Mimi: And why do you peep out of the petals occasionally?
King Croacus: So I can see my foe in pain!
Mimi: Then how are you able to attack?
King Croacus: Well I blindly attacked in my second form, but in my first form, the vines, leaves, and stems made vibrations that told me where to attack.
Mimi: Okies... You said you would build a new future for both Floro Sapiens and Cragnons... Is this true?
King Croacus: Of course. We've all put that filthy water incident behind us. And besides, those Cragnons now know what will happen if they dirty our drinking water... Oooooo-weeeee-oooooo!
Mentok: Stop using the Mind Taker's line!
King Croacus: Who is this fool?
Kody: Ignore him.
King Croacus: It's very hard to when he's throwing random objects at my face! Ow!
Mentok: Nooooobody takes the Mind Taker's line!
(Dimentio sends Mentok to Dimension D.)
Tubba Blubba: It's getting crowded in here.
Kody: All right, that's better.
Mimi: If that's outta the way, did you notice that the floor under your predecessors' portraits was starting to rot?
King Croacus: Actually, there were holes under them, as if someone had blasted the floor away! Who would dare mock such noble ancestry?!
Mimi: Gee, who would, huh? And you kept some of the Floro Cragniens in cages. Why?
King Croacus: I have a question for you first.
Mimi: No!
Kody: Yes. Answer it, Mimi.
Mimi: ...
King Croacus: These questions of yours are completely erratic. You change the subject much too often... Why on Plit are you doing that?
Mimi: Because I want to! NYAAAH! NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION!
King Croacus: Hmph! Well, those Cragnons were showing some strength against the Floro Sprouts so I decided to lock them up in case the sprouts didn't work on them. At least, that is what my subjects told me I did. I do not remember such an event, of course.
Mimi: Okies. Where'd the huge door to your chamber come from?
King Croacus: Blocks and magic. The blocks are underneath the portraits, and my subjects can activate them whenever they wish to see me. Then the door appears by magic. The curtain thus hides the magic.
Mimi: So that's the real reason why the floor under the portraits was cracked...
King Croacus: ... I don't remember...
Mimi: Ergh. Did you ever forgive Mario for beating you up?
King Croacus: Of course! He made the Cragnons see the error of their ways! Without him, I'd still be insane right now. Probably.
Mimi: Do you actually get along with any of the Cragnons?
King Croacus: Only Flint Cragley. He was the one who spread Mario's message to the other Cragnons. And his talk shows are hilarious.
Mimi: ... No comment. We'll go to audience questions then, I guess.
Kody: And since the audience didn't run away, we don't have to use an "Audience-In-A-Can" item anymore.
Bowser: BOOM!
(The audience explodes.)
Kody: ...
Crazee Dayzee: I shall sing EZ rock now.
Kody: DIE!
(Kody chomps the Crazee Dayzee.)
Crazee Dayzee: AHHHHH!!!
(The Dayzee runs around with Kody stuck on its head. It eventually exits.)
Mimi: Guess we go to a break, then... This stinks!
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Crazee Dayzee: WAAAAH! GET OFF ME!
Kody: *muffled* NAVAAR!
Crazee Dayzee: What if I said I wouldn't sing EZ rock?
(Kody lets go.)
Kody: Then I'd let go, which I just did. Now sing me something I like.
Crazee Dayzee: No! You were mean to me!
Kody: Fine!
(Kody floats away.)
Sledge Brother: Did you see a black Boo around here?
Crazee Dayzee: ... Um... No. Why have you got a lump on your head?
Sledge Brother: Dunno.
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Kamcle: We've restored the audience.
Mimi: Good.
Howzit: Goooooooooood.
Mimi: Out!
Bowser: BOOM!
(Howzit explodes.)
Mimi: ... Seat 4?
Bob-omb: Why are you wearing makeup?!
King Croacus: Hey! A king must look the part.
Bob-omb: ...
Bowser: BOOM!
(The Bob-omb explodes. Twice.)
Mimi: Stop blowing up my audience!!!
Bowser: Never!
Dimentio: Boom?
(Bowser's head implodes.)
Mimi: ... Hahaha...
(Mimi breaks into hysterical laughter.)
Dimentio: ... Seat 20.
Porcupo: What are your hobbies?
King Croacus: Reading, admiring myself in the mirror, and counting the number of stem cells I have.
Porcupo: Bad pun is bad.
Dimentio: Seat 1.
Goomba: Why are your predecessors different colors?
King Croacus: It's the way they came into the world, you insolent pest.
Dimentio: Seat 21.
(The Blastboxer in seat 21 gets up and starts to leave.)
Dimentio: Ask your question or die painfully.
Blastboxer: Fine. Why do your subjects speak like hippies? That's seriously loser material.
King Craocus: Silence! It was from what was in that tainted water! Unlike me, it had a permanent effect on them! Sadly.
(The Blastboxer leaves.)
Dimentio: Seat 45.
Shroobsworth: !#@$%$&%**@%!!!
Dimentio: He asked you why you built your kingdom in a cavern.
King Croacus: First off, use your brain. I did not build it, it was my ancestors. Second, it's easier access to the soil we crave.
Shroobsworth: $#^%^$#%!!!
Dimentio: Now he asks you "don't you need any sunlight?"
King Croacus: We only need to go up a bit for sunlight every few years. Our photosynthesizing is quite filling, you know. Sustains us for a long time.
Dimentio: Last question. Seat 7.
Sluggy the Unshaven: Where is your water source, anyway?
King Croacus: The river that runs through the Cragnon village ends up in the water room. That's behind my main chamber, sealed off to outsiders so no one steals our water! In the room is another large cavern with the river running through it. Soon it goes back out into the cleft outside, and a little while later, vanishes. There must be a waterfall there, but we have never ventured far enough to see if that is the case.
Nastasia: Mimi, stop laughing, k? I already had a hard enough case with the blonde-haired girl.
Mimi: Sorry Nassy.
King Croacus: Good, now I can exterminate you, pest.
Mimi: What did you say?!
(Both change into their true forms and start ripping into each other.)
Nastasia: Wonderful...
Rigel: I guess we can end transmission now.
(Bowser's headless body runs into the camera.)
Rigel: ...
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Kody: You! Play me some heavy music! Now!
Blastboxer: Heavy, huh?
(The Blastboxer hits Kody with its powerful sound.)
Blastboxer: In your face.
Kody: Zzzzzz...
Blastboxer: ... Right.
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