NK: Thank you for tuning in to Nintendo Koopa’s Interview Show!
Backstage...
N4vr: Nice job! Wow, you are really getting used to this, huh?
NK: Yeah…
N4vr: Well, I’ll be here everyday. You can take the day off tomorrow, if you want.
NK: Thanks.
N4vr: Well, I am going to leave now. Vivian or Dimentio will lock up. They are staying late today. Don’t know why.
NK: Okay, bye!
N4vr: Bye, good show tonight.
(And with that, N4vr walks towards the doors and leaves. NK goes to her studio room. A few minutes later, repeated knocking sounds on her door.)
NK: Come in, it’s open!
Vivian: Hey, nice show today. Anyway, some audience member wants to see you. Should I tell him that you fled?
???: Hey! I am right here, ya know!
NK: *chuckle* There is no use for that now, just bring him in.
(Vivian leads Someone into her room.)
Vivian: Well, I am gonna go now. See you later, NK.
(Vivian teleports out.)
Someone: I received your letter for me appearing on your show.
NK: Okay… Where is Anyone?
Someone: He couldn’t be here because he is-
NK: Sick?
Someone: Yeah… Let’s go with that.
NK: Oookay… Well, I think we are going to interview O’Chunks tomorrow.
Someone: Okay, see you then.
()
NK: Welcome to my Interview show! Today is my first time doing a co-op Interview, so please welcome, the lovely, the great, the incredible… Someone! Today- Hey! Who altered my script?
(Someone laughs.)
NK: Anyway, today we will interview O’Chunks. Okay, O’Chunks, what do you think of Count Bleck and his Prognostics minions?
O’Chunks: Well, ye folks are nice but Dimentio betrayed us but he is good now. Nastasia is L-O-V-E-L-Y! Have you ever seen her? Mimi sis sort of a brat, so the closest to me is the Count.
NK: Mmmm. Are you and the Count and his minions okay, as in you guys get along and stuff?
O’Chunks: Yeah, we get along well. Except with Count Bleck. He is a cheapskate. But Dimentio and Mimi sort of fight a lot. I think they like each other.
Dimentio and Mimi: NO WE DON’T!
O’Chunks: Woah. I was just pulling a joke, eh? Don’t take it so seriously.
NK: … Okay... Well, Someone it is your turn.
Someone: Thanks. Why did you join Count Bleck’s army?
O’Chunks: I was walking home from a Plit tourney that I watched and suddenly he appeared right in front of me and ordered me to join his gang. I refused, but he promised lots of cash. So, how could I not say no? But… now I learned, he tricked me. If one day he starts a gang again and says you’ll be rich, don’t trust him. He’s a liar!
Someone: Ha… Do you have any hobby?
O’Chunks: I like to cook and to smush people that are bad. Oh! That reminds me!
(He pulls out something gross. Half of the audience faints at the sight of… that.)
NK: What is that?
O’Chunks: Pie.
NK: God, it smells!
O’Chunks: That’s the funk.
NK: 0_0
Someone: I’ll never eat again. Anyway, while Nintendo Koopa’s in a trance here…
(He waves his hand in front of her face. She shakes her head.)
NK: I’m fine! You can stop now.
Someone: Sorry. Let’s go to audience questions. Seat 4.
Francis: Who do you want to marry?
O’Chunks: Nastasia. Come here, sweetheart.
(O’Chunks gets flowers.)
Nastasia: Eww, not even in your dreams.
NK: Seat 17.
Mimi: When Dimentio controlled you with that leaf thingie, did you feel, like, anything?
O’Chunks: If you are asking if I could stop myself, no I couldn’t. Dimentio’s magic was too powerful. That is also how he got Luigi to form into Mr. L. He was practically Dimentio’s slave.
Mimi: Oh. That wasn’t anything close to my answer prediction. *sigh* Oh well.
Someone: Seat 56.
Anyone: Do you wish do be in any Mario games soon?
O’Chunks: Yes, but I don’t know if there will be a sequel.
Anyone: Ah.
Someone: Hey, how did you escape the torture chamber- err, I mean, how did you recover so fast?
Anyone: Can’t say.
NK: Last question! Seat 89.
Count Bleck: How do you feel about working for me?
O’Chunks: It stinks, unless you pay me, which would be a different story. Well, will you?
Count Bleck: Nevah.
O’Chunks: You’re messed up.
Count Bleck: Not more than Dimentio.
O’Chunks: Actually, yeah, you’re right.
Dimentio: Hey!
Someone: Well, thanks for joining us today, O’Chunks.
O’Chunks: Thanks for having me, lads!
NK: Well, that concludes today’s show. Thank you for tuning into my first co-op ever! Give a hand to Someone for joining me!
Someone: Well are we going to end trans-
O’Chunks: CHUNKS AWAY!
(O’Chunks crashes through the roof… and a few seconds later… it starts to smell.)
Everyone: EWW!
(Transmission Ended!)
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