Kamek: Hello, kids, and welcome to...
Iggy: Iggy's Interview Show!
Kamek: Where's Lemmy?
Iggy: He's in Dr. Mario's office. He got beat up by Roy.
Kamek: AGAIN? ROY!!!
Roy: Yes, *rolls eyes* Kamek?
Kamek: Did you beat up Lemmy again?
Roy: Uh...
Kamek: Oh, never mind... I'll deal with YOU later! (If you could see his eyes behind those glasses they would be glaring) Anyway, today I will interview a Plungelo.
Plungelo: Hi Mom!
Kamek: Your mom doesn't have a computer.
Plungelo: NOW you tell me!
Kamek: *sigh* All right. What games have you appeared in?
Plungelo: I have only appeared in Super Mario Sunshine, but my cousins, Cataquacks, have been in many more games.
Kamek: How did you evolve from Cataquacks?
Plungelo: Our ancestors went to King Koopa to make us stronger, but he gave us useless suction cup feet, we only come in red, and we have plants on our heads. PLANTS!
Bowser: I heard that!
Kamek: No talking from the audience until question time!
Bowser: (under his breath) Touchy, touchy, touchy!
(Fry Guy, who is sitting next to him, touches Bowser and turns him into a skeleton.)
Bowser: Ow.
Kamek: NO TALKING!
(He casts a spell on Bowser and sends him to Earth.)
Kamek: Much better.
Plungelo: Uh oh, I have to go. My friend Purple Cataquack is calling on my cell phone.
Kamek: You have cell phones?
Plungelo: We're smarter than you think.
Kamek: That's a coin, not a cell phone!
Plungelo: I take it back. We're dumber than you think.
Kamek: Why do you have suction cups on your feet?
Plungelo: We need to balance on our mirrors.
Kamek: Do you have any weaknesses?
Plungelo: We die if our plants don't get enough sunlight.
Kamek: Why are there only red ones?
Plungelo: Red Cataquacks are the most aggressive, so they fought the others to see who could evolve, and won.
Kamek: Well, it's time for audience questions. Seat 901.
Random Person: We only have 900 seats.
(Kamek casts a spell on Random Person, turning him into a chair)
Kamek: NOW we have 901 seats!
Iggy: You're out of space. I'm going to have to end transmiss-
(Kamek turns Iggy into a frog.)
Iggy-Frog: Oh, so now you're doing the old frog routine on me! All I have to do is have a princess kiss me and I'll be myself again!
Peach and Daisy (together): NO WAY, SUCKER!!!
Iggy-Frog: Darn. WENDY!!!
Wendy: I'm not kissing you. I just put lipstick on for the 20th time today and it needs to dry!
Iggy-Frog: Any other princesses in the audience?
Kamek: Next question. Seat 81!
Luigi: Why do you only walk on mirrors?
Plungelo: That way we can absorb more sun for the plants on our heads.
Luigi: Then why do you-
Kamek: One question per seat, please. Seat 13!
Toad: Why does everyone consider 13 unlucky?
(A Thwomp falls on Toad.)
Plungelo: Enough said.
Kamek: Seat 298.
Wario: What are your stats?
Plungelo: Why would I tell you? Next question.
Peach: Why do you dislike Mario?
Plungelo: He tried to kill us for a stupid Shine. Also, Cataquacks dislike him, so naturally we do too.
Kamek: Seat 763.
Paratroopa: Why do you have suction cups on your feet?
Plungelo: Ask Bowser.
Bowser: Uh... er... Oh! Yeah! So you can balance on your mirrors!
Kamek: Seat 545.
Boo: Do you attack with your beaks, like Cataquacks?
Plungelo: We can't, because our beaks are too short and weak. We just charge, and I guess you could call that an attack.
Kamek: Seat 2.
Whomp: What do you eat?
Pungelo: We eat fruits, like Yoshis.
Kamek: Do we have any more questions? Seat 802?
Chain Chomp: Are Plungelos juicy and tasty?
Plungelo: Um... er...
Yoshi: Yoshi! (Let's find out!)
Plungelo: Kamek! Use your magic to stop these guys!
Kamek: I'll use my magic all right!
(Lemmy and a hospital bed appear randomly.)
Lemmy: End transmission!
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