Kody: You destroyed my game studio, and nearly killed me in the process.
Dimentio: Indeed I did, and I feel no remorse from doing so.
Kody: Still a freak, then. Get Clover from Dimension D, please. She's due for an Interview.
Dimentio: Very well, but you may not like what you see.
Kody: Whatever. Now I need to figure out a way to get rid of tourist cameos.
Tira: Rifts?
Kody: They can use plot devices to get out of those situations.
Tira: But you can't.
Kody: I choose not to. Because I'm lazy.
Tira: Good for you.
Dimentio: And so I return, like a long and bitter winter after autumn's harvest! Here is your no-leaf-Clover.
Kody: Metallica. Nice.
Clover: Ha ha ha...
Kody: Oh great, what happened...?
Dimentio: (whispering) Don't say the word "pancake", or any derivative of the word, if you wish to prevent a mental fit.
Kody: I see. *sigh...* Since she's in no state to interview, Tira can do it.
Tira: Yay! Who is it?
Kody: Erm... Mr. L.
Clover: Ha ha ha... You said "L"... Ha ha ha...
Nastasia: I can fill in for your misguided... um... friend, here, if you want, k?
Kody: Misguided? She's totally insane. But sure.
Clover: HAHAHAHAHA...
Tira: Hey, I'm supposed to be the insane one.
Lord Crump: PANCAKES!
Clover: ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
(Clover goes on a rampage.)
Tira: What the...?
Dimentio: Thus, the cause of the problem.
Kody: Ah yes. Nastasia, be a good fill-in and (whispering) get Luigi back here as Mr. L.
Nastasia: K.
(She does so.)
Mr. L: Ahh... So you wish to interview The Green Thunder, do you?
Kody: I don't. She does.
Tira: Sit down.
Mr. L: I'll stand.
Tira: I hate you already.
Mr. L: Quiet, or I'll smack you down with my awesome L power!
(Tira smacks him.)
Mr. L: Ow! How dare you–
Tira: *demonic voice* YOU WILL OBEY MY EVERY COMMAND DURING THIS INTERVIEW, OR ELSE YOU SHALL BE CURSED TO DWELL IN THE VOID FOREVER MORE, FOR THAT IS WHERE I WILL SEND YOU!
Mr. L: ...
Tira: *normal voice* Thank you. Now then, let's begin. Why did you take up the Mr. L persona?
Mr. L: Persona?! It's not a persona, not even an ego! Mr. L is an enigma! The Green Thunder has no true identity, for he is his own identity!
Kody: Now don't you start with the third-person speaking.
Mr. L: Speaking in the third person is cool, didn't you know?
Tira: It's not, so stop doing that. Why do most people call you Luigi, huh?
Mr. L: I don't know! I may resemble this Luigi fellow, but I haven't a clue who he is!
Tira: Clueless, then, aren't you? What was your first waking memory coming into the world?
Mr. L: I... was in a dark castle, surrounded by Goombas, Koopas, and this one rather temptacious woman... Wait, shouldn't I have been a kid? I was fully grown...
Nastasia: Excuse me? Temptacious? *glare* Watch what you say about people, k?
Mr. L: That was a compliment.
Nastasia: Too much of one... So BE QUIET! Thanks.
Lord Crump: Panca-
Kody: Waffles.
Lord Crump: ... I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Kody: I thought you melted?
Lord Crump: Rulers don't affect me anymore.
(Kody hits him with a waffle.)
Lord Crump: !!! I'M MEEEEEEEEEEEEELTING...
Tira: ARGH! SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I mean, erhem... Why are you so sensitive about your jumping skills?
Mr. L: Because they are the best! Anyone who says they can jump higher than me is obviously lying.
Kody: Oh yeah?
(Kody shows Mr. L a clip of Luigi's high jump.)
Mr. L: GAH! THAT FELLOW WHO LOOKS STARTLINGLY LIKE ME RIVALS MY JUMPING! I MUST FIND THAT CREEP!
(Kody and Tira facepalm.)
Clover: Hehehe... Creep...
Tira: Quiet, please. Now how did you find the Whoa Zone?
Mr. L: I followed that little Squirp thing, obviously.
Tira: And where'd you get all those Shroom Shakes?
Mr. L: Internet.
(Tira smacks Mr. L.)
Tira: Stop lying!
Mr. L: Ow! If you weren't so attractive, I'd kill you, but fine, the truth is that I had a storage of Shroom Shakes in Brobot's storage area. I can teleport them into my hand using a dimensional device.
Tira: Why'd you lie about that?
Mr. L: I don't want anybody trying to break open my Metal Bro, that's why!
Tira: Speaking of which, why do you call that... THING you made, your brother?
Mr. L: He and I share a spiritual bond, you know. And it's not a thing, his name is BROBOT!
Kody: I have a robot called Intriguous. He is my son.
Silence...
Kody: What? You guys can be random, but I can't? You all fail.
Clover: No... U PHAIL... Hahahaha...
Kody: Hm... Mentok the Mind Taker gave you therapy sessions, Tira, right? Maybe he can give Clover some sessions.
Tira: Yeah well, they didn't work. At all.
Kody: Fine. Does anyone else do therapy?
Nastasia: Well... I can try.
Kody: Ooh, good, you're much better than Clover already.
Tira: ...
Mr. L: Can I continue to be interviewed? If not, smell you later, folks.
Tira: NO! You'll sit down and you'll wait! *demonic voice* OR ELSE THE VOID SHALL CONSUME YOU.
Count Bleck: I brought about the Void!
Tira: Shut your face. Now I'll continue asking questions... except you didn't really answer my previous question. Why is Brobot your... brother?!
Mr. L: I made him about a week after I met the temptacious lady–
(Nastasia glares.)
Mr. L: -and a son can't really have a week-old father, can he? So... he is my brother.
Tira: He could be a cousin.
Mr. L: No! I have no cousins! He is my brother!
Tira: Fine, have it your way, you greasy man, you. And why did Brobot have more HP than its L-Type version?
Mr. L: I had to cut down on armor to get the fists and feet in there.
Tira: ... Then why is the defense higher on L-Type?
Mr. L: I switched from aluminum framework to steel.
Kody: I know how you feel. Intriguous used 6mm titanium outer armor and a 5mm steel box chassis when it first started as–
Tira: Shut up about your stupid robot! No, not you, Mr. L. Er... Why did you make the switch to L-Type?
Mr. L: Mario had too much firepower in space so I upgraded to something that would squash him. Plus the steel made it heavier, so I needed it to have feet to stabilize it.
Tira: Okay... And how does it inhale stuff?
Mr. L: Vacuums and suction flow, my dear. Then Brobot can chew 'em up and spit 'em out! Heh heh heh!
Tira: Right, I think that's all we need to know about your metal... brother. Back to you, yourself... What do you have against Bleck's minions?
Mr. L: O'Chunks has little brains, Mimi is too selfish, Dimentio is a psycho.
Dimentio: And proud of it.
Tira: Hehe. I like being psycho too... Too bad the narrator only displays my insanity once in a while.
[shut up and keep going or I'll delete you]
(Dimentio blasts the narrator.)
[ow]
Dimentio: Leave my fellow psycho alone or else you shall feel fury like Fawful's.
[fine, fine]
Tira: Mwahaha, good one. Say, Mr. L, why do you think Dimentio here "killed" you?
Mr. L: Grr... I don't know! But after this I'll make sure he won't do it again!
Tira: Do anything to him and I'll slice your head off!
Mr. L: ...
Dimentio: Well, I do feel important now. Say, Mr. L old bean, you aren't dead now. Why do you think that is?
Mr. L: Someone brought me back, I can't tell.
Nastasia: I did that.
Mr. L: Aha, the temptac–
Nastasia: Be. Quiet. Now.
Mr. L: Fine, don't accept my compliment. Er... YOU brought me back. I thank you... Now where's the Count? I need to swear allegiance to him again.
Tira: I thought you said you could never show your face to the Count again after your humiliating defeat?
Mr. L: I was depressed. But I can be better!
Count Bleck: No. You are not needed for my plans anymore.
Mr. L: But... but...
Tira: Audience questions, please. Seat... 2.
Iggy: HELP! ROY'S AFTER ME!
Roy: I'LL TEACH YOU TO MAKE AIRPLANES OUTTA LEGAL PAPERS!
Tira: Ask a question!
Iggy: What fuel does Brobot use? And HEEEEEELP!
Mr. L: Premium unleaded. And no, you're a shrimp.
Clover: Hahaha... Shrimp...
Nastasia: I think we'd better get you that therapy session, k?
Tira: Seat 56.
Rigel: Back.
Tira: And front. Now ask, please.
Rigel: Right away. Do you remember Dimentio controlling you when he possessed the Chaos Heart in the final fight?
Mr. L: ... No. Actually... yes, now that it comes to me... I remember someone saying "They're all yours, Mr. L!" Then I got sucked into the Chaos Heart and... that's it.
Dimentio: Proof that I can obliterate you instantly. So stifle your hatred towards me.
Tira: Yeah, listen to him. Oh yeah, seat 669.
Buster Beetle: How did you know Mario was a good jumper if you hadn't even seen him in action yet?
Mr. L: I... I can't tell! I just knew he was, for some reason...
Tira: Seat 11.
Mimi: Hey, JUNIOR! If Dimentio left some of his power behind with the Chaos Heart, how come you turned back into that Luigi guy, huh?
Mr. L: GRRRRRRR!!! I AM NOT THIS LUIGI YOU SPEAK OF!!! NOT NOT NOOOOOOOOOT!!! AAAAAAAAARGH!!!
(Mr. L explodes.)
Mimi: ...
Tira: Okaaay... Well, I guess that's the Interview.
Kody: And now that Rigel is back, he will do the next Interview.
Tira: What?! I wanna keep doing Interviews!
Kody: No! You were cruel about my robot! He has feelings too!
(Dimentio blasts Kody.)
Kody: Ow. *KO'd*
Tira: Yay! Thank you.
Dimentio: The pleasure is mine.
Tira: Say, wanna try to call out the Chaos Heart? I could use some mad entertainment.
Dimentio: I apologize, but I cannot feel true emotions such as love. My villainy outmatches it like a tower standing above a chipmunk. I am very fond of your insanity, though.
Tira: Aw, thanks. Guess I could say the same for you.
Dimentio: Shall we go view a movie?
Tira: Sure!
Rigel: Freaks indeed. Kody was right about them.
Mimi: Well then golly, I'll do the next Interview.
Rigel: ... Sure. I'm too lazy anyway.
Nastasia: End transmission, k?
Mimi: Okay Nassy.
(Mimi kicks the camera out the window.)
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