Badyoyo: Look, there's BADYOYO AND PHANTOS67 interview LAKITU. Ah, how I wish to be a Super Koopa.

(Badyoyo gets an idea.)

Badyoyo: By George, I've got it! I'll interview people! That'll get me famous and I won't need this (soon to be) thing lying around.

(soon to be): Hey! I'm still alive, you know.

(Bowser's Clown Copter appears.)

Bowser: *through megaphone* Attention Luigi! Surrender now or face the consequences!

Badyoyo: How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not Luigi?!

Bowser: 5,378,953 times!

Badyoyo: Whatever! Hey, want to be an interviewee?!

Bowser: SURE!

Soon, in the Interview room Badyoyo just made...

Badyoyo: I think we're missing something.

Bowser: What NOW?!

Badyoyo: An audience.

...

Bowser: KOOPAS, ALIGN!

(Bowser's entire Koopa army enters the audience.)

Badyoyo: Okaaaaaaaay, first question, who are you?

Bowser: I am Bowser, King of the Koopas!

Badyoyo: How did you become the King of the Koopas?

Bowser: Well you see, before I was king, my father was king. His name was Morton Koopa Senior. He was the kindest father, until I became one year old, then he died of a heart attack. Then after three months my mother died, so amek had to take care of me, and he was a jerk!

Badyoyo: I am Kamek.

Bowser: Whoops!

Badyoyo: Anyway, next question. How many minions do you have in your army?

Bowser: At the moment I have about 4,378,194 Goombas, 52,397 Koopas, and 58,209 of other species, making a grand total of 4,488,800 minions

Badyoyo: Why did you decide to have children?

Bowser: I realized after losing the princess in Super Mario Bros. 1 that I'd need some backup henchmen to do my bidding, rather than having my troops disguise themselves as me. So I got married, then after awhile I had seven brats ruining my castle.

Badyoyo: Ok, something I've always wanted to know.

Bowser: Bring it on!

Badyoyo: Why didn't you just kill Mario in the beginning of Paper Mario?

Bowser: Um… *sweats a little* I thought I killed him

Badyoyo: Why didn't you just drop a metal box on Mario instead of a cardboard one on the Goomba family’s gate?

Bowser: Well, KAMMY'S AN IDIOT, THAT'S WHY!

Badyoyo: Why didn't you even think about sending your strongest troops to Shy Guy Toy Box?

Bowser: Yhhhhhhhhhhh, audience question time!

Badyoyo: Ok, seat JUMPINGISMYWEAKNESS

Goomba: Why do you hire us if we're so weak?

Bowser: Why should I care?

Badyoyo: Okaaaaaaaay, seat FIREINGWRENCHESISMYDESTINY

Rocky Wrench: Ok, how do think of clever plans?

Bowser: Well for Super Mario Bros 1. I had Lakitu decide that for me. In super Mario Bros. 3 I thought that I could have more power with my kids in charge. In Super Mario World I was sick at the time so Ludwig chose it for me. And when I was a baby, Kamek did everything for me.

Badyoyo: What about the other games?

Bowser: Pretty much the same on, Kamek.

Badyoyo: Oh yeah.

Bowser: Next question!

Badyoyo: Wait patiently or you'll talk to him.

(A giant, 2-headed tiki appears.)

Badyoyo: Ok, seat REALTOUGHGUYSDONTLOOKLIKEME.

Iggy: Which of the Koopalings do you like best?

Bowser: Roy, Ludwig, and Larry.

(Iggy runs off crying.)

Badyoyo: Seat ILOVEEATING.

Chain Chomp (with translator): What do normal royal Koopas eat?

Bowser: Mutton, steak, burgers without the bun, meatloaf, sausages, and occasionally a fried Goomba.

(All the Goombas in the audience faint.)

Badyoyo: Ok, let's wrap this up with my one of a kind…

(soon to be): WHEEL!

Ngin: OF!

Badyoyo: PAIN!

(The 2-headed tiki spins the wheel and it lands on…)

Badyoyo: OH MY DAD! BECOME A PINBALL!