Chuck Quizmo: KAAA-WIIIIZ!!!
(Tira chases Chuck out.)
Dimentio: Welcome to a rather special Interview today.
Kody: It would have been even more special if it had been allowed as a comic, which was my intention, but oh well, you can't win 'em all. It is going to be a bit different though.
Lemmy: You need to brush up on your comic skills, methinks.
Kody: Yeah yeah, I know. Anyway, it's going to be a gameshow-style Interview. The contestant is... Mimi.
Mimi: A gameshow? For me? Ooh, golly, I'll have tons of boyfriends!
Kody: Uhh, no, just money.
Mimi: YOU’D BETTER GUARANTEE ME BOYFRIENDS AFTER THIS, OR ELSE!!!
Kody: Or else what?
(Mimi changes to her spider form.)
Kody: Oh yeah.
Dimentio: The show is about to commence.
Mimi: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI...
Kody: Quiet! Do you want money or not?
(Mimi changes back.)
Mimi: Fine.
Kody: Good. Now, I'll ask a question, and if you answer it truthfully, you will get coins in increments of 100. Understood?
Mimi: Bleh, coins. Rubees are much better.
Kody: No one in their right mind uses rubees as currency.
Mimi: ...
Morshu: As long as you have enough rubees.
(Dimentio blasts Morshu.)
Kody: He didn't have a right mind. Anyway question 1 for 100 coins! How'd you get into Count Bleck's service?
Mimi: Well golly, I really don't know. The Count just seemed to stumble upon me, and he liked me, teehee! I guess I could tolerate his other minions in his presence.
Kody: And there we are, 100 coins... Not that I'll be paying them out, mind you, mwahaha.
Mimi: What?!
Kody: I mean, question 2 for another 100 coins! Where do your rubees come from, anyway?
Mimi: I make them.
Kody Wait... WHA?! I'm gonna regret asking this, but... how? For another 200 coins?
Mimi: Well, you see...
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Lord Crump: Pancakes!
Clover: Quit it with the pancakes!
Lord Crump: GRAAAAAAARGH!
Captain America: Pancakes prevail!
Clover: Why is this happening...
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Mimi: And that's how I make rubees.
Kody: Er, yeah, definitely didn't wanna know that. But there's 200 more coins for you... That's 400 so far.
Mimi: Woo.
Kody: Oi! Only me and my crew can say "Woo!" like that! ... Whatever, moving on. How do you mimic people? This one's for 300 coins.
Mimi: Ooh, that's easy! Watch this!
(Mimi turns into... Kody.)
Kody: HEY! CUT THAT OUT!
Kody???: Booooooo! Look at me, I'm a black Boo with a musketeer cap, boooooooooo!
Kody: Dimentio!
(Dimentio blasts Kody.)
Kody: ... Wrong one.
Dimentio: Oops.
(Mimi changes back.)
Kody: That wasn't funny, you know. I almost got a side ache from not laughing.
Mimi: Well too bad, you had it coming.
Kody: Strangely enough, that is true... Fine, little brat, but you get no coins, heh heh heh.
Mimi: Whatever. I already said coins are inferior to my rubees.
Kody: The Plit stock market tallies 1,000,000 of your rubees to 5 coins.
Mimi: ...
Pennington: Aha! Elementary!
Kody: Quiet. Now then, Mimi, why did you go to Merlee's Mansion and try to impersonate her? 500 coins on the line, here.
Mimi: Why, because the Count asked me to, of course! And Merlee had a Pure Heart, I wasn't going to let those icky heroes get it first!
Kod: There you go, 500 coins more, so that's 900. Here's another question for 300: were you truthful about those questions you answered in "That's My Merlee!"?
Mimi: Duh. I have no reason to lie about such pretty facts.
Kody: So you are really are the Odd Porpoise?! HA HA! What a stupid nickname! GAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Mimi changes to her spider form.)
Kody: U-uh... Dimentio!
Dimentio: Sorry, tea time.
Kody: Tira?
Tira: Nah, I wanna see you in pain.
Kody: ... Wedding cake.
Morton: WHERE?!
Kody: Mimi stole one because her homemade food is horrible.
(Morton attacks Mimi but is kicked away.)
Mimi: And you insult my cooking too... Die!
Kody: Uhhhh... We'll be back after this commercial break!
Mimi: GET BACK HERE!!! MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMII!!!
(Kody floats away at high speed, Mimi in pursuit.)
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Lord Crump: Aunt Jemima pancakes! Mmmmm-mmm!
Lemmy: Hey! You can't sell Real World stuff on Plit!
Lord Crump: Mario eats at McDonalds all the time...
Lemmy: Oh. Go on, then.
Lord Crump: Now then, back to pancakes! So fluffy and belly-filling! And you know what goes good with Aunt Jemima pancakes? Aunt Jemima butter and maple syrup! Mmmmm-mmm!
Captain America: Final pancakes!
Clover: Why am I here...
Dimentio: Because I wanted you to be.
Clover: And why are you here?
Dimentio: I always come to Dimension D for tea time.
Clover: Let me out.
Dimentio: No. Pancakes.
Clover: WAAAAAAH!!!
Lord Crump: AUNT JEMIMAAAAA...
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Kody: And we're back... For some reason, the contestant is smiling...
Mimi: Yeah. I know your buddies. I'm sending them your first ten Interviews if you don't give me what I want.
Kody: Lemmy! Blackmail! And it involves Interviews!
Lemmy: Ah yeah, sorry, we can't have that.
(Lemmy tugs the floppy disk out of Mimi's grip.)
Mimi: Hey!
Kody: Smirk no longer, spidergirl. And no transforming, or I'll tell somebody you don't like Yoshis.
Pura: I don't care about that anymore.
Kody: Not you. Get out.
Pura: No.
Kody: Fine.
Mimi: Fine-er!
Kody: No sass talk. Now, the last question netted you 300 coins. This one is worth 100. How do you change forms?
Mimi: You saw me change forms before, right?
Kody: Yes.
Mimi: That's how.
Kody: With WORDS.
Mimi: Do you want another random transition?
Kody: Well–
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Lord Crump: Aunt Jemima, you make the pancake world go round!
Clover: WAAAAAH!!!
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Mimi: There.
Kody: Eww. 100 coins, I guess. 200 for this one. How much power did Count Bleck grant you to crush Mario, and how did Merlee nullify it?
Mimi: Well golly gee, I really don't know how much, but it felt good. All I kinda know is that the heroes couldn't touch me until Merlee's charm came into effect. Stupid Merlee.
Kody: Ah, so it was a charm that broke Bleck's spell, eh? Meh. 200 coins to you, and another 200 for this one. Why'd you disobey a direct order from Nastasia and head to Sammer's Kingdom?
Mimi: Dimentio got me thinking, 'Why should I get stopped from helping the Count?' Stupid Dimentio.
Dimentio: Button your lip before I button it for you like an adhesive applied to Mouser's home.
Mouser: SHADDAP!
(Dimentio blasts Mouser.)
Kody: Thank you, Dimentio. Right, now we'll go to our bonus round, as a replacement for audience questions this time around. I'll summon a random character up here to ask a question, and if you answer it correctly, you earn double the value of coins.
Mimi: Just keep going.
Kody: I don't need to be told that. You, Skellobit, ask, or I'll bite your head off. Blargh.
Skellobit: Why didn't you change to your other form in Sammer's Kingdom?
Mimi: Why would I need to? I only needed to delay those dummies for a little bit to ensure the Void would take Sammer's Kingdom out.
Kody: Right. That was... Woah! 1,400 coins! Err... That totals your coins up to 2,900 so far. Mkay, Dark Boo, you’re next.
Dark Boo: What are your current health, attack, and defense stats?
Mimi: 250 heart points, 12 attack points, and 2 defense points.
Kody: 800 coins, not bad. Right... Count Bleck?! Err... Go ahead...
Count Bleck: You! Why do you and Nastasia discuss feelings for Count Bleck?! You know I hate emotions such as love and compassion!
Mimi: Um... uh... Can I pass on that one?
Count Bleck: NO! Count Bleck demands that you answer the question!
Mimi: ... It was Nassy who came to me first, Count! I-I swear!
Nastasia: Yeah... It's true, Count. Well... you saved my life, how else am I supposed to think of you?
Count Bleck: ... I need time to think of a response to that.
Kody: While you do, I'll add... 1,200 coins to Mimi's total. 4,900 coins so far, yowch. Right. You, Dr. Freezegood, ask a question.
Dr. Freezegood: There's a rumor going around that you were originally a Pixl. Is this true?
Mimi: No. I don't like Pixls.
Kody: Denial is a sign of guilt.
Mimi: Okay okay, fine, I was one. I just didn't like my Pixl look.
Kody: ... Eh, I'll let that slide. 600 coins, hmm. Valentina, ask a question.
Valentina: Why are you always changing clothes in SPM?
Mimi: Hey! You expect me to wear the same thing every day? I wash my clothes, you know.
Kody: Hm. Good for you. Another 600 coins. Right, you, Fish'n Lakitu, ask.
Fish'n Lakitu: Your Catch Card said that you have a crush on Count Bleck. Was that a lie?
Count Bleck: ARGH!
Mimi: I-I can't answer that while he's here!
Kody: You can and you will. Or the Buzzy gets it.
Buzzy Beetle: Do it! He's mad, I say! MAD!
Mimi: …
(Mimi explodes.)
Kody: ... Right. Bleck, leave.
Count Bleck: I shall return, vowed Count Bleck.
(Bleck leaves.)
Kody: Okay, he's gone.
(Mimi reforms.)
Mimi: G-gosh... Um... Well... yeah, I do have one...
(Count Bleck reappears.)
Count Bleck: YOU–
Kody: All right, that's enough. Be quiet, or I'll let slip you wanted to destroy stuff out of revenge because you loved Timpani. Oh wait, I just did.
Count Bleck: Tim... Timpani... Wait! I am Bleck, not Blumiere.
Kody: Whatever. Just don't hurt Mimi until after this is done.
Count Bleck: Hrmph.
Kody: Good. That was 900 coins, so you have 7,000 altogether, and the last question, please. You, Punchinello, ask.
Punchinello: Why did Merlee hire you back? I thought she hated you!
Mimi: Well after the Chaos Heart disappeared, Merlee decided I wasn't really evil, so she hired me back. I have the place all to myself now! Teehee!
Kody: Err, okay, sure, let's go with that. And that final question was worth... Wow! 2,000 coins! So you get... 9,000 coins! Congratulations!
Mimi: I thought I said I didn't care about coins?
Kody: I can always take them back and not give them to you...
Mimi: In that case I'll take them.
Kody: Well, in THAT case, I'll take it out of Popple's bank account. That way, O'Chunks can watch him suffer, and will be happy for what happened last Interview. And besides, Popple must have millions of coins in his bank account.
Dimentio: I've done so for you.
(Kody takes a check from Dimentio.)
Kody: Oh good, it's worth 9,000 coins. Now go buy some stuff and get outta my sight!
Mimi: What about my boyfriends?!
Kody: Duh. The money will help with that. Now go, before Bleck realizes you're not here.
Mimi: Fine.
(Mimi takes the chek and leaves.)
Kody: Well that wraps this up. I'm never doing a gameshow Interview again, despite how smoothly it went. Yeah. Wnna take us outta here, Dimentio?
Dimentio: Why certainly. Transmission shall end like a satellite struck down by a meteorite!
(The studio explodes.)
Kody: GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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Lord Crump: You know what goes good with pancakes and syrup? More pancakes!
Captain America: Pancake slap!
(Lord Crump gets hit with a pancake.)
Lord Crump: Mmm, buttery.
Clover: Happy thoughts...
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