Jasper: Woah!

Jalvo the Slime: What is it, Jasper?

J: How come we always change location for the show?

JtS: I just feel like it.

J: I’m fine with that.

JtS: We are at an abandoned mansion to talk to...

Luigi: ME!!!

J: Ugh...

Luigi: No net to catch me with?

JtS: No, we are here to interview the one, the only-

Luigi: LUIGI MARIO!

JtS: NO, YOU NITWIT!!! KING BOO!!!

King Boo: BOOOO!

(Luigi wets himself)

JtS: Jasper, make Luigi disappear...

J: Will do!

(Luigi disappears.)

JtS: Finally, let’s start this Interview off!

King Boo: Ok then!

J: Did you mean to capture Mario in Luigi’s Mansion?

King Boo: No, I wanted Luigi so I could help make another Mario game!

Luigi: NOBODY CARES FOR LUIGI!!!

JtS: I thought you made him disappear!

J: I thought I did. I wonder what spell I used then?

JtS: Who cares! King Boo, can you create mansions?

King Boo: Yes I can. I wanted it to be an actual Tourist Trap! HAHAHAHA!

Luigi: You are scaring me!

(Jasper tries to shoot Luigi but misses and hits a random Boo.)

Luigi: Hey, I am not scared of that one!

King Boo: Just great, what am I supposed to do with an UN-scary Boo?

J: Give it to us?

King Boo: Take it then!

Boo: My name is Boosly!

JtS: Welcome, Boosly, to my crew!

King Boo: Now with that, START my Interview!

J: It already did start.

King Boo: THEN CONTINUE!

Boosly: How did you become King of Boos?

King Boo: Well I made a crown and was the biggest, so I just declared myself king!

J: Did you become friends with Bogmire?

King Boo: That crony? Ha, he is just a loser!

B: Sorry Bogmire!

JtS: Is Chauncey your son?

King Boo: No, he is my sister’s roommate’s kid.

J: Why do you join sports, parties, and racing with Mario and Luigi?

King Boo: I crave fun so I do so!

B: Questions from the audience!

JtS: Seat BUTLER.

Bootler: Why do you love scaring people?

King Boo: Why do you love scaring people?

Bootler: Touché.

B: Seat BOW.

Lady Bow: Are you really my father?

King Boo: Yes I am! According to a story!

J: Seat BOO BUSTER.

Luigi: Why do you love scaring me?

King Boo: YOU AGAIN!!! I like scaring you because you are a scared, lonesome plumber.

(Luigi starts crying.)

King Boo: BOOOOOOOOOO!

(Luigi wets his pants again.)

JtS: Last question!

J: Is it true you can scare Bowser?

King Boo: Yes, very rarely, because he dreams of his mother!

Bowser: DO NOT!!!

JtS: Well, thanks, and we’re out!

B: END TRANSMISSION

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