Green Shy Guy: Okay, when is Kamek coming?
Camera Guy: If I’m correct, he still is getting Baby Bowser to come.
GSG: Whatever. I can wait.
20 minutes later...
GSG: Where the @#$% is he?!
Kamek: I’m here.
Baby Bowser: I want to go to BURGER KING!
Kamek: We will go there later.
GSG: Welcome to SHY GUY’S INTERVIEW SHOW!
Camera Guy: Zzzzzzzzz.. Huh? Oh, why, is it Shy Guy’s again?
GSG: ‘Cause it’s about us Shy Guys interviewing.
Camera Guy: But you have Bow-
GSG: Silence, so please welcome Kamek and Baby Bowser.
Kamek: Hello.
Baby Bowser: Hewoo.
GSG: So tell us about your life.
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!
GSG: You were asleep, weren’t you?
Lemmy: Yes.
Kamek: I was the head Magikoopa back then. I served Morton Koopa Sr. Morton commanded me to take care of this spoiled brat.
Baby Bowser: HEY!
Kmaek: I used my magic and it told me that Mario and Luigi would cause trouble for Baby Bowser in the future. I went to stop the stork but I only captured Baby Luigi. Baby Mario and Yoshi came to the castle and we were beaten. I keep trying to attack but keep failing.
Baby Bowser: My fwather is Morton Koopa Sr. My bwother is Wart and my stupid caretaker is Kamek. I like to cause mischief and ride Yoshi donkeys. I like to bully.
GSG: Right, Kamek, question one, how do you feel about your appearance in Mario & Luigi RPG 3?
Kamek: IT FEELS GREAT TO BE IN A NEW GAME!
GSG: Question one for Baby Bowser, why did you insult your own self?
Baby Bowser: He was a stupid, fat geezer. Why wouldn’t I?
GSG: Question 2, Kamek, how did you lose your job as head Magikoopa?
Kamek: *grumble* Kammy showed Bowser she was “better” than me.
GSG: Well question 2 for Baby Bowser, how does it feel to be one of the Star Children?
Baby Bowser: It feel weird. Me evil in future.
GSG: Question 3, Kamek, how old are you?
Kamek: I think 145 years old.
GSG: Okay Baby Bowser, why did you steal the Supper Happy Tree?
Baby Bowser: I wanted revenge and I was hungry.
GSG: Well I’m out so audience questions, seat OLDHAG!
Kammy: HEY! I DEMAND A BETTER SEAT!
GSG: NO! Ask a question.
Kammy: Was it you, Kamek, in SMG?
Kamek: Yes, I did blast Mario out of the castle in SMG.
GSG: Seat BABYWHOWILLBEFAMOUS!
Baby Mario: Why were you trying to kidnap Baby Peach?
Baby Bowser: I wanted someone to play with.
GSG: Seat MAGIKOOPAWHOAPPEAREDALAXYTOO! *gasp*
Kamella: Why do you still work for Bowser?
Kamek: I swore my loyalty to Morton Koopa Sr. I can’t go back on the contract.
GSG: Seat BABYWHOALWAYSGETSKIDNAPPED!
Baby Luigi: Baby Bowser, where did you get your treasure?
Baby Bowser: Daddy gave it to me.
GSG: Seat OLDESTKOOPALING!
Ludwig: Are you the head Magikoopa today?
Kamek: Kind of. Me and Kamella are in a tie.
GSG: Seat OLDGEEZER!
Bowser: HEY! How do you feel about Wart?
Baby Bowser: He a little nice. But still bwother.
GSG: Well we are out of time. See you next time on Shy Guy’s Interview Show.
Afterwards...
Kamek: I want to join your crew.
RSG: Why?
Kamek: I’m tired of serving his highness.
RSG: Okay.
Bowser: WAIT A MINUTE! Kamek can’t join because I’m not there.
RSG: *sigh* You can join, but do-
Bowser: HAHAHA!
RSG: Kamek, you will interview…
(The dart hits the wheel and it’s Wario.)
RSG: There you have it.
GSG: Oh dear. END TRANSMISSION!
RSG: You idiot, how co-
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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