Phantos67: *cough cough* I... am sick.
G Bloop: Oh.
Phantos67: But... Toadette is scheduled for an Interview. *cough*
G Bloop: Eh, don’t worry about it. I’ll get somebody else to do it.
Phantos67: Everybody is busy though.
G Bloop: Not everybody.
(G Bloop heads over to Thud’s room. Thud is watching a music video of “The Rolling Stones”.)
G Bloop: Umm... Thud?
Thud: THUD BUSY. WHAT WANT.
G Bloop: The boss is sick, but Toadette needs to be interviewed.
Thud: SO YOU’RE GOING TO INTERVIEW? GOOD LUCK THEN.
G Bloop: Haha, umm... No. I’m kind of making some chicken soup, Wacko is taking a bubble bath, Wigit is teaching Karate, Nasher is guarding outside the castle, Chef Guy is making dinner, and Popple is out stealing stuff.
Thud: AND THUD WATCHING MUSIC VIDEO.
G Bloop: But that’s the least important of us all. So, you’re up.
Thud: WHAT?!
G Bloop: Have fun. Toadette is in the interview studio. Everybody has settled in their seats. Have fun!
Thud: BUT THUD-
(G Bloop leaves. Thud sighs, then acts like a Tox Box and “rolls” into the interview studio.)
Toadette: Why hello there! You must be a blue Tox Box! Glad to meet you! =D
Thud: I’M THUD. NO TOX BOX. JUST THWOMP. I HERE TO INTERVIEW, SO SHUT UP.
Toadette: How can I answer questions if I’m not talking? ^_^
Thud: SHUT UP AND STOP USING FACES!
Toadette: Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. ^_^
Thud: I KILL YOU. WIPE DAT GRIN OF YOUR FACE! LET’S GET DIS DONE WITH.
Toadette: Okay, grumpy pants! Ask me anything!
Thud: WHY YOU SO &%@#$^& HAPPY?
Toadette: It makes my day better. ^_^
Thud: BEING GRUMPY HELPS ME. WHAT FIRST APPEARANCE?
Toadette: That would be Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
Thud: NICE. AND LATEST APPEARANCE CURRENTLY?
Toadette: Mario Super Sluggers. I usually appear in spinoffs. I don’t have a big role as much as Toad though.
Thud: TOAD DOESN’T HAVE A BIG ROLE.
Toad: HEY! I do too!
Thud: DO NOT. IS DIS DORK YOUR BOYFRIEND?
Toadette: Yeah, he’s great! *sigh*
Thud: NEXT QUESTION. WHAT POSITION IN PM:TTYD?
Mario: CHEESE!
(Mario is squashed by Thud.)
Thud: I HATE THE CHEESE JOKE.
Toadette: In TTYD I kind of explained to Mario his abilities and items.
Thud: LAST QUESTION BY ME. WHAT BRAID IN THE BACK?
Toadette: I grew those. I like having those braids! It also makes me look more feminine.
Luigi: Yeah, because without them, you just look like an exact copy of Toad except you’re pink!
Thud: TOAD IS PINK NOW.
Toad: (blushing) Hehehehe...
Thud: AUDIENCE QUESTIONS!!! SEAT PUSHY WALL THWOMP.
Pushy Wall: Why did you make a hotel by the ocean in Dance Dance: Mario Mix?
Toadette: I needed the extra money. I still run the place actually.
Toadsworth: I am the bellboy!
Thud: REMIND ME NEVER TO GO THERE. SEAT SUPER THWOMP.
Super Thwomp: HAVE YOU APPEARED IN A PLATFORMER GAME AS A PLAYABLE CHARACTER?
Toadette: You mean like Paper Mario?
Super Thwomp: NO. LIKE SUPER MARIO BROS. SOMETHING.
Toadette: No-
Toad: But I have!
Thud: LAST SEAT. THANK DAD. SEAT THWACK THWOMP.
Thwack: Have you ever wanted to be evil?
Toadette: NEVER! I never have wanted to be evil! NEVER!
Thud: THUS ENDS THIS INTERVIEW. I WANT TO GO BACK TO WATCHING MY MUSIC VIDEO.
Toadette: Well thank you, Mr. Thud!
Thud: *grunt* HMMPH. END DA TRANSMISSION.
(TRANSMISSION ENDED!)
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