THUD interviews TOADETTE
 
By Phantos67

Phantos67: *cough cough* I... am sick.

G Bloop: Oh.

Phantos67: But... Toadette is scheduled for an Interview. *cough*

G Bloop: Eh, don’t worry about it. I’ll get somebody else to do it.

Phantos67: Everybody is busy though.

G Bloop: Not everybody.

(G Bloop heads over to Thud’s room. Thud is watching a music video of “The Rolling Stones”.)

G Bloop: Umm... Thud?

Thud: THUD BUSY. WHAT WANT.

G Bloop: The boss is sick, but Toadette needs to be interviewed.

Thud: SO YOU’RE GOING TO INTERVIEW? GOOD LUCK THEN.

G Bloop: Haha, umm... No. I’m kind of making some chicken soup, Wacko is taking a bubble bath, Wigit is teaching Karate, Nasher is guarding outside the castle, Chef Guy is making dinner, and Popple is out stealing stuff.

Thud: AND THUD WATCHING MUSIC VIDEO.

G Bloop: But that’s the least important of us all. So, you’re up.

Thud: WHAT?!

G Bloop: Have fun. Toadette is in the interview studio. Everybody has settled in their seats. Have fun!

Thud: BUT THUD-

(G Bloop leaves. Thud sighs, then acts like a Tox Box and “rolls” into the interview studio.)

Toadette: Why hello there! You must be a blue Tox Box! Glad to meet you! =D

Thud: I’M THUD. NO TOX BOX. JUST THWOMP. I HERE TO INTERVIEW, SO SHUT UP.

Toadette: How can I answer questions if I’m not talking? ^_^

Thud: SHUT UP AND STOP USING FACES!

Toadette: Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. ^_^

Thud: I KILL YOU. WIPE DAT GRIN OF YOUR FACE! LET’S GET DIS DONE WITH.

Toadette: Okay, grumpy pants! Ask me anything!

Thud: WHY YOU SO &%@#$^& HAPPY?

Toadette: It makes my day better. ^_^

Thud: BEING GRUMPY HELPS ME. WHAT FIRST APPEARANCE?

Toadette: That would be Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

Thud: NICE. AND LATEST APPEARANCE CURRENTLY?

Toadette: Mario Super Sluggers. I usually appear in spinoffs. I don’t have a big role as much as Toad though.

Thud: TOAD DOESN’T HAVE A BIG ROLE.

Toad: HEY! I do too!

Thud: DO NOT. IS DIS DORK YOUR BOYFRIEND?

Toadette: Yeah, he’s great! *sigh*

Thud: NEXT QUESTION. WHAT POSITION IN PM:TTYD?

Mario: CHEESE!

(Mario is squashed by Thud.)

Thud: I HATE THE CHEESE JOKE.

Toadette: In TTYD I kind of explained to Mario his abilities and items.

Thud: LAST QUESTION BY ME. WHAT BRAID IN THE BACK?

Toadette: I grew those. I like having those braids! It also makes me look more feminine.

Luigi: Yeah, because without them, you just look like an exact copy of Toad except you’re pink!

Thud: TOAD IS PINK NOW.

Toad: (blushing) Hehehehe...

Thud: AUDIENCE QUESTIONS!!! SEAT PUSHY WALL THWOMP.

Pushy Wall: Why did you make a hotel by the ocean in Dance Dance: Mario Mix?

Toadette: I needed the extra money. I still run the place actually.

Toadsworth: I am the bellboy!

Thud: REMIND ME NEVER TO GO THERE. SEAT SUPER THWOMP.

Super Thwomp: HAVE YOU APPEARED IN A PLATFORMER GAME AS A PLAYABLE CHARACTER?

Toadette: You mean like Paper Mario?

Super Thwomp: NO. LIKE SUPER MARIO BROS. SOMETHING.

Toadette: No-

Toad: But I have!

Thud: LAST SEAT. THANK DAD. SEAT THWACK THWOMP.

Thwack: Have you ever wanted to be evil?

Toadette: NEVER! I never have wanted to be evil! NEVER!

Thud: THUS ENDS THIS INTERVIEW. I WANT TO GO BACK TO WATCHING MY MUSIC VIDEO.

Toadette: Well thank you, Mr. Thud!

Thud: *grunt* HMMPH. END DA TRANSMISSION.

(TRANSMISSION ENDED!)

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