NF: Hello everyone! And welcome to my Interview show! Tonight, we have a special guest who we'll be with.
Lakitu: First of all, where's your partner?
NF: Hey, now's not the time for questions yet. I'll answer that soon.
Lady Bow: Please welcome, Lemmy Koopa!
Audience: YEAH! GO LEMMY, GO LEMMY, GO LEMMY!!!
Mouser: You do not have to be so loud!
Audience: SHUT UP!!!
Mouser: YOU SHUT UP YOUR FACES!!!
Audience: OKAY!!!
NF: He sure does has a sense of humor.
(Lemmy comes onstage and sits in the interviewee chair.)
Lemmy: Hello everyone! It sure is a fine night to meet my fans and tourists!
NF: Yup! Let's get started. First of all, why do you like to balance on a ball?
Lemmy: I like to balance on a ball because I can practice my tricks, and then soon I'll become the ball-riding master!
NF: Nice. How do you compare yourself to Iggy?
Lemmy: First, I am the second oldest and he is the third oldest. He likes to learn a lot, and he's a TOTAL genius. And me? I just like to ride on my ball and go to the you-know-what website.
NF: What idea came to your mind about making Lemmy's Land?
Lemmy: Ah, excellent question! Well, I wanted to make the websote 'cause I'd like to have fans of me tour my site, making it the best, and having everyone enjoy some good humor.
NF: What games were you in, total?
Lemmy: Er... I can't describe them all, but here are some examples: I showed up in M&L:SS, SMB3, and SMW.
NF: Okay then. This is the last question before going to the audience. Why do you like ice?
Lemmy: I like ice because it matches my personality. I don't really like hot weather because um... I dunno.
NF: That's stupid. You've gotta have a reason why!
Lemmy: I DON'T KNOW!
NF: Fine then. Audience time! Seat THESMARTESTKOOPALING.
Ludwig: What is your hair color?
Lemmy: In order it's green, yellow, pink, blue, then pink again.
Ludwig: Nice!
Lemmy: I know it is.
NF: Seat KOOPALINGBRAT.
Wendy: Why can't you walk on your feet?
Lemmy: I can't walk on my feet because I don't want to, and I'm also too lazy. Plus, riding on a ball makes it faster.
Wendy: But then you'll have to take it easy!
Lemmy: Bah! I don't need your advice. I'm the webmaster and I can do whatever I want!
Wendy: No!
Lemmy: Yes.
NF: Um... Seat SUPERKOOPA!
Super Koopa: Have you ever felt like ruling the whole world of Plit?
Lemmy: Of course! Then everyone will have to follow my rules!
Super Koopa: That's a little harsh...
Lemmy: No it isn't.
NF: Seat MUSHROOMER.
Toad: YOU ARE AN EVIL LITTLE @#$%^& CLOWN!
Lemmy: Not a question, and thank you. (This guy's an idiot. Throw him out!)
NF: Next time ask a question, Toad.
(She presses a button and a spring appears, then takes Toad far away.)
Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
NF: Whoever doesn't ask a question will get sprung into the sky.
Audience: Okay.
NF: Last question before ending. What is your middle name?
Lemmy: If you really want to know... my middle name is Hip.
NF: And Iggy's middle name is hop. Thanks for letting me know because I always get confused with both of you whenever I watch the Super Mario World cartoons.
Lemmy: Now you know, don't get confused.
NF: All right. Let's end transmission!
Lakitu: Wait! What's the answer to MY question?
NF: Um... I let him take a day off.
Lakitu: K. End transmission!
TRANSMISSION TERMINATED
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