BSG: Man. I can’t believe we have to go to King Boo’s Mansion to interview him.
Camera Guy: Well sir, he doesn’t want to be interviewed in the studio.
BSG: I’m lost.
Camera Guy: I wish that fat Boo would have sent a map.
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King Boo: FAT BOO?! Grrrrrr. I will let it pass once. Those two better get here.
Boo: Sir, maybe we should guide them here.
King Boo: We?! You mean you! Now get to it!
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BSG: Man, we’re back where we came from.
Camera Guy: Boy, I would pay 100 gold coins for some help.
???: Really?
Camera Guy: Maybe.
Boo: Come with me, lowlifes.
(They continue through the place and see King Boo.)
King Boo: TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH! NOW INTERVIEW ME!
BSG: Okay, but first, welcome to Shy Guy’s Interview Show!
Meanwhile...
Lemmy: I wish I knew the way here. Man, I’m lost.
???: BOO!
Lemmy: Yeep.
Back in the mansion...
BSG: Question one, how come you look different in Sunshine than in any other game?
King Boo: Well I was sort of drunk and there was a big party down there.
BSG: Question 2, how did you free all those ghosts in Luigi’s Mansion?
King Boo: The old geezer was asleep so I activated his machine and all the ghosts came back.
BSG: Question 3, how did you escape from your portrait?
King Boo: Petey Piranha helped me escape.
BSG: Question 4, how did it feel to appear in MP8?
King Boo: It felt great.
BSG: Question 4, where did you get the Bowser suit?
King Boo: I built it myself.
BSG: Question 5, is Lady Bow related to you?
King Boo: No. She is another royal Boo from another family.
BSG: Well, audience questions, seat BOOKISHFATHER!
Nervile: *yawn* King Boo, old chap, where did you get the crown?
King Boo: I stole it.
BSG: Seat CEMETARYGHOST!
Bogmire: Were you the Boo who captured Luigi in SM64DS?
King Boo: Yes.
BSG: Seat BIGBOO!
Boolosses: Sir, why do you like to gamble?
King Boo: Gambling is fun and I’m good at cheating at it.
BSG: Seat MUTANTPLANT!
Petey Piranha: King Boo, why does your power increase when there are lots of Boos?
King Boo: The Boos’ powers give me more power and energy.
BSG: Seat YOURARCHENEMY!
Luigi: How do you get other people’s special items in Double Dash?
King Boo: Me and Petey have the power to steal these items.
BSG: Well that’s all we have for today, se-
King Boo: DIE!
Luigi: Bring it on!
BSG: STOP THIS!
King Boo: Yeah!
(Technical Difficulties)
10 minutes later...
BSG: Sorry about that. After a nice chat, King Boo finally stopped attacking us.
King Boo: I’m dieing.
(He disappears.)
BSG: Oh dear. Well spin the wheel.
(He throws the two darts. One lands on Green Shy Guy, the other on Kamek and Baby Bowser.)
BSG: Well, here we have it. GSG will interview Kamek and Baby Bowser.
RSG: I hope this doesn’t turn into a lawsuit.
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!
GSG: You are late.
Lemmy: I know.
GSG: Wait a minute. END TRANSMISSION!
BSG: Hey-
(Transmission Ended.)
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