(1-up Boo is seen talking to a Red Magiblot, there is a table in front of them.)
1-up Boo: So… You are interested in being my minion?
Red Magiblot: Yes… Wait, minion?
1-up Boo: It’s not that bad to be my minion… Trust me.
Vim: Are you kidding?! It’s horrible!
(1-up Boo whacks Vim with his hammer.)
Vim: Owwwww…
Kingfin: It great to be 1-up Boo’s minion!
1-up Boo: Er… Ignore Vim.
Red Magiblot: Vim?
(1-up Boo points over to Vim.)
Red Magiblot: Ahh… The Shy Guy that you just whacked.
1-up Boo: And yet he’s not shy at all.
Kingfin: Me Kingfin.
Red Magiblot: Okay… So-
1-up Boo: Sign here, here, here, here, here, here, here, aaaaaand here… I could really use your help ever since that King White Goomba guy came.
(The Red Magiblot signs all the places.)
Red Magiblot: I should warn you, I’m a little hyper.
1-up Boo: And by a little you mean you’re a nutcase, right?
Red Magiblot: Er… Kinda. But don’t use the word nutcase ever again.
1-up Boo: Fine…
Vim: So… who are we interviewing?
1-up Boo: My new minion!
Vim: Gah…
1-up Boo: Soooo… what’s your name?
Red Magiblot: Call me… Void.
1-up Boo: … What kind of ridiculous name is Void?
Void: Don’t you question me.
1-up Boo: Don’t YOU question ME! I’m the ruler here.
Void: KILL!!! Er… Sorry.
1-up Boo: With your magic and whatnot I think we are going to get along.
Vim: I hate you.
1-up Boo: Do I care?
Vim: No…
1-up Boo: Exactly. Now set up my interviewing equipment. NOW!
(Vim runs off and comes back with the interviewing equipment.)
1-up Boo: Great.
(1-up Boo clicks a button on his white remote and Vim gets ejected from the studio.)
Vim (while flying off): I hate youuuuuuu!!!
Void: Err…
1-up Boo: Ignore.
Void: Ignore?
1-up Boo: Ignore.
Kingfin: Will Vim come back?
1-up Boo: Don’t know, don’t care.
Kingfin: Oh…
1-up Boo: Well let’s start the Interview.
(1-up Boo presses a button and a chair comes up which Void floats above.)
1-up Boo: First question. When you suddenly disappear where do you go?
Void: I flip into a shadow dimension where other Magiblots are. Mario can’t go into this dimension by flipping because this is a shadow zone that only Magiblots can go into.
1-up Boo: … Kingfin!
Kingfin: Yes Boss?
1-up Boo: Ask my new minion a question.
Kingfin: Okay. Do Magiblots eat or drink at all?
Magiblot: Nope. Do you see any mouth?
Kingfin: Point taken.
1-up Boo: Did the Magiblots serve Count Bleck too?
Void: Kind of. Count Bleck said they could stay in his castle if they attacked a red plumber known as Mario. They wanted to stay because they loved the darkness.
1-up Boo: I see… What-
Void: Do you hear screaming?
Kingfin: Me hear.
1-up Boo: Hey, yeah… I do hear screaming.
???: GAAAAAAAAH!!!
1-up Boo: Oh, it’s just Vim. Not caring.
(CRASH!)
Vim: Why?
Kingfin: Because you signed that contract without thinking?
Vim: … Yes.
1-up Boo: VIM! How dare you?! Disturbing my Interview with my new awesome minion?!
Void: Thank you.
(1-up Boo pulls out his rocket launcher.)
1-up Boo: … Actually… Void, attack.
Void: Is that really necessary?
1-up Boo: No. But I’m commanding you to do it anyway. Now if you would so kindly… ATTACK!
Void: I don’t go crazy for another 30 minutes.
1-up Boo: … Are you questioning me?
Void: Umm… Yes?
1-up Boo: … I’ll let you off this time just because you’re cool.
Vim: WHAT?!
Void: Yay.
Vim: I hate you.
1-up Boo: You have insulted your master.
(1-up Boo shoots Vim with his rocket launcher, sending him flying away.)
1-up Boo: Ahh… Shooting him always calms me down.
Kingfin: You’re smart, Boss.
1-up Boo: And you’re… made of bones, Kingfin.
Kingfin: Really? Cool.
Void: Next question?
1-up Boo: Yes. Are you related to Shadoo, by any chance?
Void: No. But she is actually our leader.
1-up Boo: Neat.
Void: Yep.
1-up Boo: Do you guys die?
Magiblot: No. When we supposedly “die” we go back to a certain area in the shadow dimension where we heal.
1-up Boo: I see… Kingfin! You ask him a question again.
Kingfin: Okay. What you do in shadow dimension?
Void: Classified.
1-up Boo: Can any other creatures enter the shadow dimension?
Void: Well, Shadoo can. And I believe that’s it, her and us Magiblots.
1-up Boo: INTERESTING! This calls for snacks.
(Vim falls back down from the sky.)
Vim: Ouch.
1-up Boo: Ah, Vim! Get me and Void some snacks.
Vim: Fine.
(Vim goes off to get snacks.)
1-up Boo: HA HA HA!!! I’m evil and I’m proud of it. Laugh with me, my minions.
Void: Shouldn’t we finish the Interview first before I go crazy?
1-up Boo: Fine. Let’s say Magiblots couldn’t use magic. Would they have any other attacks?
Void: I don’t think so. We could punch and slap but that wouldn’t really do much.
1-up Boo: Are you related to the other Shadow Pit of One Hundred Trials enemies?
Void: I don’t really know. Shadoo created us as well as the shadow enemies so we might be related due to that fact but I don’t know for sure.
1-up Boo: … I want my snacks.
(Vim comes back with snacks.)
1-up Boo: Time is money, Vim.
Vim: Then why are you wasting both?
1-up Boo: … Shut up.
Kingfin: I’ll shut up, Boss.
1-up Boo: How nice of you.
Vim: …
1-up Boo: NEXT QUESTION! Why can’t you disappear in the middle of attacking so Mario can’t stomp on you?
Void: First of all, making the shadow blasts is harder than you think. We can’t really multitask because of that. Second of all, if we could do that there would be a chance that we would fire too late and fire in the shadow zone.
1-up Boo: I see… When you disappear, the second before you go away you turn into a ball. Why is that? Doesn’t that mean you could shapeshift into anything?
Void: Odd question, but I’ll answer it.
1-up Boo: You’d better.
Void: When we enter the shadow dimension we turn into that form so we can get in. Oddly, we can’t shapeshift though.
1-up Boo: … VIM! Ask a question.
Vim: I was hoping you’d say that. Is the shadow dimension anywhere particular?
Void: It’s basically a shadow version of your world. But Shadoo and we Magiblots are the only ones that can go in or see it.
1-up Boo: AUDIENCE QUESTONS!!! YOU!!!
Koopa: Ah!!!
(The Koopa hides in his shell.)
1-up Boo: … Okay, why are you here?
Koopa: … I don’t know.
(1-up Boo presses a white button which ejects him from the studio.)
1-up Boo: Seat 8.
Popple: Do you guys ever go in the regular world towns?
Void: No. We always stay in our shadow dimension unless we need to fight someone.
1-up Boo: Seat 100.
Goomba: How do you talk with no mouth?
Void: How do Shy Guys talk with no mouths?
Goomba: Point…
1-up Boo: You call a seat, Kingfin.
Kingfin: Seat 67.
Count Bleck: Don’t ask why I’m here. If you guys are practically always in your shadow dimension does that mean Mario is the only lifeform that’s ever seen you?
Void: Err… There may have been a couple of enemies in the Pit of One Hundred Trials or in your castle that may have seen us when we were battling Mario.
1-up Boo: Seat 608.
Francis: You Magiblots are so Hi-technicallllll.
(Void blasts him.)
1-up Boo: I like your style.
Void: Thanks.
1-up Boo: Seat 2.
Magikoopa: How do you Magiblots make the magic shadow blasts?
Void: We have an ability to make pure shadow magic and then our color goes around it, giving it speed.
Magikoopa: Sweet.
1-up Boo: Seat 501.
Waluigi: Do you-a have any opinion toward Count Bleck?
Void: Err… Not really.
Waluigi: What about Mario?
Void: Hate him! He injures many of our kind.
Waluigi: What about Bowser?
Void: Who?
Waluigi: What about Goombas?
Void: What are you going to do? Ask me my opinion on everyone?
Waluigi: Yep.
(Waluigi gets ejected from the studio.)
1-up Boo: Ha, loser. Seat 661.
Mushroom: Hi.
1-up Boo: … Hi? Now ask a question.
Mushroom: Okay. Are Magiblots made up of pure shadow energy?
Void: … I actually don’t know the answer to that.
1-up Boo: Well, I think we can wrap this up.
Void: Good. I only have 22 more seconds until I go crazy.
1-up Boo: …
Vim: …
(Vim attempts to run out the studio but 1-up Boo presses a button and a studio entrance door shuts. 1-up Boo then ties Vim to a chair and then flees to the closet and locks it. Kingfin jumps then falls through the floor.)
Vim: … I hate my life.
Void: Ten more seconds…
Vim: Why me?
Void: 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3…
Vim: WHY?!
Void: Sorry I’m forced to do this. 1… 0!
Vim: GAAAAAAH!!! END TRANSMISSION!!!
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